The world right now if the original Yakuza 1 and 2 were on all the same platforms as the remakes and included in the series bundles

This image actually made something click in my brain. I was already highly vocal about how much I like friction, but now I think the most noble thing a game can do is devastate the player so badly that they want to put it down.

It’s so wild to me that in 2025, you can just buy a toy of Mecha Sonic from Sonic 2 at Target

But where IS Dr. Wily

I just remembered how the Advance Wars remake doesn’t let you Suspend a single-console multiplayer match and shows your opponent your hidden submarines when playing online, how did they fuck it up to that degree

They should let Dave Anez write for a Mega Man game

Imagine going back in time to when Twitter introduced the “For You” tab and telling people that in the future, not only is the For You tab wildly popular but it is considered a moral failing to not subject yourself to algorithmically served ragebait every day.

Now that I’ve had time digest it, I think I’ve come to the realization that I didn’t really like DK Bananza that much. No one loves a systemic sandbox more than me, but there is a line where the player can be given too much power. Just being DK felt like having a cheat code you can’t turn off.

WARNING you are about to enter the 🌋🔥💥HOT TAKE ZONE💥🔥🌋 enter at your own peril……☠️….☠️☠️…..☠️……☠️…….. . . . Super Monkey Ball Banana Splitz (Vita) > Super Monkey Ball Banana Rumble (Switch)

there is something wonderfully naive about sega's design sensibilities in the late 90s and early 2000s, where they simply weren't reading the (larger) room at all and made these truly timeless, infinitely replayable console games that applied sega's arcade loop chops to completely out-there premises

This is me coming out of my self-imposed Vana'diel exile to remind you that if you wanted to get the game on the cheap with a free month sub, you have only a few days left!

i can’t stop dying so i will need to be reborn

It still kind of rubs me the wrong way that Toby Fox has committed to speaking like an Earthbound NPC for all public communications but I can’t deny he still gets to me sometimes.

lehko habhoka 🥰 #ffxi #ff11

mihli aliapoh fanart cuz shes my fav serpent general :D also havent seen fanart of her w aphmau so i wanted to contribute some😊 #ffxi #ff11

The net effect of Elon buying Twitter and rebuilding the algorithm to constantly spoonfeed people right wing propaganda has been less convincing average people of right wing propaganda and more convincing the entire anglosphere elite class that the average person believes right wing propaganda

Made a FFXI Iceberg. Other than their respective tiers, the placement is random. A mix of lore, memes, and other fandom lingo. I know I'm forgetting a million things, but there's only so much space.

This wouldn’t be an issue if we just kept the Action and RPG genres separate like God intended

Let me just take a long sip of coffee and hold it in my mouth while I confirm that surely we didn’t bet the entire world economy on this technology

I said once that Pokemon lost something for me the moment it stopped being about a little super deformed kid in a tile-based world, and now I feel like the subsequent announcements of Brilliant Diamond/Shining Pearl and Pokemon Pokopia were fingers on the monkey's paw curling inward.

People think I’m joking but I actually do believe Miitomo was the first model for a social media site that is actually a positive influence on people’s lives and doesn’t rot societies from the inside.

Baroque is one of Those games (Tokimeki Memorial, Boku no Natsuyasumi, Angelique, Sakura Wars, Policenauts, Linda Cube, Roommania#203, SEGAGAGA, Machi) where, if it were to be suddenly localized, I would be screaming from the rooftops that it was a Major Event.

Funny how they’ll remake every game except for the only, singular game in existence that actually needs it (Dragon Quest 9)

I want to play Kingdom Hearts 3 but I promised I’d play them in order and I haven’t wanted to resume Birth By Sleep in like 5 years

It’s so frustrating when people say shit like “I just want a normal adaptation/remake” because what they really mean is “I want it adapted the way I interpreted it.” And when I try to point out all the ways their interpretation is not objective they just double down.

I feel like Kirby’s gameplay justifies the Metroidvania structure more than most other characters and it’s crazy that they only tried it once.

Can believe I haven’t seen a single person point out that there is a difference between being happy someone is dead and being happy they were murdered. He could have died peacefully surrounded by his loved ones and people would still celebrate.

I pretty much just live every day with the assumptions that everybody’s rights will gradually get taken away and that I will die of something within 10 years. Then I buy sushi

This video was really cool! Sometimes when you look at games development in its early era it can feel like this to me.

I think The Room is kind of overrated as a bad movie, but I must admit I have gotten so much mileage out of quoting “People are very strange these days” whenever somebody tells me a story of a guy who pissed them off and I don’t know how to respond.

Helloooo I’m the Nostalgia Critic. I… don’t remember it. I don’t remember. What really happened that day?

Sometimes you really want to play a game but you don’t because you really want to play another game even more #JustGamerProblems

I was really secretly hoping that they’d just throw in Operate Shooting Star as a bonus game on Star Force Legacy Collection but I guess they can’t be that cool.

Mega Man Star Force Legacy Collection announced for 2026 release! Attention, Wave Battlers! Capcom has just dropped an announcement trailer for the long-awaited Mega Man Star Force Legacy Collection, which premiered exclusive in today's Japanese Nintendo Direct. Mega Man Star Force Legacy…

They really skipped Virtual Boy on 3DS so they could sell a remade Virtual Boy with all the same problems of the original. I gotta say it’s so stupid I kinda looped around into respecting it

Mega Man Star Force: Legacy Collection - Announce Trailer, out 2026 buff.ly/eF6G3eJ

There’s no way in hell it could be MegaMan Battle Network 7 but god, image what if

Nothing makes me think about how far tech literacy has fallen than people thinking installing PlayOnline is prohibitively difficult.

I have a dark super power in that as soon as I even start thinking about training for a job the whole industry for that job falls apart.

as it happens, Paon let some of those initial designs out of the vault semi-recently, both in the French quarterly Retro Lazer & alongside Windjammers 2, so if you've ever wondered how this version might've looked, wonder no more more design sketches in the book omakebooks.com/products/ret... 🇫🇷

I finally finished the main storyline for FFXI today!! So here are some doodles from while I was playing! It is LOADED with wild little guys.

Everything that makes life worth suffering through is contained within these bars

I remember being a kid and wishing I got G4 so bad and everything I have ever learned about it since then has convinced me that I absolutely turned out healthier by not watching it.

“AI is here now, you can’t put the genie back in the bottle.” Ok, but the genie actually takes a tremendous amount of resources to stay out the bottle and this need is only being met because giant corporations are operating at a loss & praying the genie will grant them a wish before they bleed dry.

Whelp, found two more, both from An American Werewolf in London. Thanks, @lanceboyle94.bsky.social!

I feel like playing Shiren the Wanderer *loses a run on the 50th floor* I never want to play Shiren the Wanderer again