Getting old is taking the day off of work for your birthday and then waking up at your usual time to do errands all morning #WelcomeToYourMid-Thirties

Start spreading the news, b****es: the Toronto Blue Jays are going to the World Series.

One of my students called me bougie because I told her she could use ramekins to make mini mac and cheese portions for an assignment. She didn’t know those “weird little bowls” she kept seeing in the cupboards had a name or could go in the oven.

Hear me out: An Uncle Rick cameo in every first episode of the season

Saskatchewan catching a stray in this week’s @newestolympian.bsky.social was not on my 2025 Bingo card 😂

Made so many Adult™ phone calls today and being SO brave about it 🥲

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Getting older is engaging in weather banter with your neighbours

Not me accidentally radicalizing my Grade 9s by telling them that you sometimes have to pay out of pocket for things like dental and eye care because health insurance coverage can/does max out 😬

Officially lost access to D+ now that they’re cracking down on password sharing 😢

IT IS OFFICIAL CBC NEWS IS PROJECTING A LIBERAL PARTY GOVERNMENT

Wearing my Eras Tour sweater and “Fearless” is playing before the announcements? FATE

Never trust anyone who hasn't fallen in love with a pen.

Help! Is this Green or Tiger-Eye Teal?

would really like it if media stopped referring to backlash as being “about tariffs” when it’s about “the president constantly saying canada shouldn’t exist” like people were not going apeshit on our nation’s greatest hockey player because of his thoughts on economic trade policy

Being in the arena for this was WILD. I do feel bad for the singer though. The announcer made a point of stating that she was 15 when introducing her.

This fine

Overhead at intermission of Hadestown: Teen Edition: I thought Hermes was the messenger god? But I guess he’s the god of trains???

MBMBaM will come up with something much more clever, but I’m feeling “2025: Do It For the Vibes” as the motto for the year. No thoughts, just good vibes.

Hello from the future and happy new year!

Christmas afternoon tea

You’re never more acutely aware of all the things your nails bump and scrape against than during the first few days after getting your nails done

Taking suggestions for what I should call my new AirTag

Imagine being the person who cancels Sesame Street and just living your life after that

How much of a nervous person am I? I just took someone else’s laundry out of the washer after the finished load sat unattended for 20+ mins and was shaking like a leaf the whole time I too their clothes out and got mine started. Practically sprinted back to my unit and my heart is RACING.

Saw Moulin Rogue tonight and the actor playing Christian reminded me so much of Gavin Creel circa 2009. It was probably just the angle/distance we were at but it was uncanny at times.

Courtesy of the @newestolympian.bsky.social Toronto live show episode going live for Patrons, I would like to formally state how devastating it was to be a child in 1999/early-2000s watching that commercial for the first time, getting to the end, and realizing house hippos weren’t real. 😭

Did the Wicked movie need to be split into 2 parts, the first of which being 3 hours long? No. Did I enjoy myself immensely? Absolutely.

Spotted on my walk home from Gladiator II

Need to turn my brain for a few days

I kinda wish there was a way to default the reply settings to limited interactions so I didn’t have to set it every time I post, but I guess that’s a small price to pay for what has so far been a fairly seamless transition from the Blue Bird App

*tap tap tap* Is this thing on? Guess it’s time to learn a new social media.