So turns out my bf was frantically searching for the thing that was missing bc he believes he moved it and feels responsible for it going missing :( we searched through the entire apartment and couldn't find it... Hopefully it's in luggage we left at his bffs house or I'll be pretty sad.

Made the mistake of looking for something before leaving the house and couldn't find it and now my bf won't leave until he finds it.

I think I would enjoy it if Megan Thee Stallion pushed me down a flight of stairs

Damn they are losing a lot, and fast. Lol.

Oh w-wow I'm not *as* embarrassed to be from Florida today.

Omfg I'm so tired of printers at this place never working I'm crying lol........

Oh man I know this was a long time ago but this made me SAD and now I hate The Rock 😔

Idc as soon as I saw that some rich lady gave her child permission to go off and gawk at someone while they're eating, I knew she was fucking weird. Imagine if I went and stared at moistcr1tikal that time we both decided to go to the same Culver’s for dinner lmao.

hey Catherine Harding if you can record a calm cool and collected video basically admitting that your husband exaggerated and half assumed this entire Chappell story, why can’t you have that conversation offline with the security guard or contact CRs team? Oh right because you want clout points

I never had as many days off as kids have now??? Wtf do you mean it's a non student day after they had spring break all last week??? I mean I love the lighter traffic but omg this is bullshit (I'm just jealous).

Chappell Roan isn't built 4 fame? but after all those death threats & people calling her nasty names for something that seems to be a misunderstanding, she showed no sign of emotional distress & performed her ass off for her Brazil fans. I would be crying & canceling lmao I'M not built for fame.

she gave an enormous support to one of Brazil’s biggest LGBTQIAPN+ NGO groups we have and I don’t see half the conversation around that. In the end it’s only random football team fans pissed over something irrelevant to the actual day to day basis (unsurprisingly)

Wow, ppl being mean to a queer woman bc she set clear boundaries?? And making assumptions bc she set those boundaries??? I'm so surprised!!!! But fr, Chappell haters are the most annoying ppl lol. Especially the ones that think being rich and famous = allowance for ppl to harass them...

I love Marie from The Aristocats but we always associated her with Aurora (our cat that passed away in November) bc she was a white, dainty kitty and I can't get anything with her on it anymore bc it makes Ryan sad 😭

Sitting silently as the dudes in my office mourn Chuck Norris

Okay I'm actually tired of not being told things until after the thing that shouldn't be done is already done. 🙃 Like yes it'll never happen again but why tf has noooo one ever told me lmao

Our parking lot has a "no parking no trespassing" sign up but ppl still have the nerve to park there and even do so that they block US, THE PEOPLE AUTHORIZED TO PARK THERE, from leaving 🙃 like????

I've had to pee so bad for like 20 minutes but my cat is laying on me

Olivia Rodrigo, if this is just promo for Lancome again I fear we may riot. I knew for everything else that it was definitely not OR3 but this looks so promising I will actually feel the disappointment 😂

Someone random whose age we don't know: *says something funny* Gen Z: "LMAO I LOVE BEING GEN Z WE ARE SO UNSERIOUS"

Omg omg omg

I'm having an awful day but seeing that Olivia Rodrigo seems to be prepping to announce her new album, it's made my day a little better 😭💕

Idk why someone that I guess lives in my apartment building is walking around saying "MIND YOUR BUSINESS" really loudly like I guess someone made a complaint but haha idk I don't like it pls stop this you're making me nervous 😭

A cat was hit by a car outside our office today. I had a bit of a mental breakdown over it :( a few girls from the office took the cat to the humane society to be put down. I'm just so fucking sad over it. I know this stuff happens all the time, it never makes me less sad...

I am only glad I don't have any tattoos bc I question my taste in them sometimes. Like I actually do love Ariana Grande's hand tattoos (tho the grill is hilarious...), but I always see ppl dogging on them 😂😂 PLEASE, I THINK THEY'RE CUTE HAHA

My bf really thought five guys during bogo would be a quick run lmao it takes 30 minutes for them to make your food even when it's dead 😭😭😭

Academy members whining that they don't wanna watch the movies nominated bc "I know it won't be good"? Oh I see now how Emilia Perez won anything lmao they've been judging without even watching this shit fr 😭😭😭 Also, imagine being so privileged you're whining about having to WATCH MOVIES omg

One of the only things I miss about my old job is parking in a garage. It didn't feel awkward to take naps there on my lunch break. Could have given me the closer garage parking after over 6 years of working there though, why tf were non-disabled ppl who weren't attorneys getting spots before me 😭

I just want to go home and sleep. So tired of working just survive. I miss seeing my friends and feel like I can't even afford to visit them or hang out. I'm fucking tired. I miss being able to randomly treat myself. First world problems ik I'm just really depressed.

I can't wait to go home and sleep, I'm not even joking... this is the most daylight savings has kicked my ass.

I'm gonna take the fattest nap when I get home hell I may just go straight to bed bc I am not surviving today I am so exhausted for WHAT

Idk how this time change is fucking me up so bad when I fell asleep at like 9:30pm 😭 like come on body, you know we're fine!!!!!!

I always had a feeling I'd randomly see moistcr1tikal in the wild, just didn't think it'd be at Culver’s.

I look up to Olivia Rodrigo. I'm a 35 yo woman. 😔 No but seriously, she's so cool.

Olivia Rodrigo’s cover of “The Book of Love,” featured on War Child Records’ album ‘HELP(2)’, has a music video filmed by children living in Gaza, Sudan, Ukraine, & Yemen. The video has been posted to War Child Records’ official Instagram page.

AND one of the attorneys got my paralegal and I matcha drinks from a lil local cafe?? Omfg what is going on today 🥺💕💕

Omg TWO office dogs on this fine Friday morning!?!? It's gonna be a good day.

I didn't realize some overtime pay is tax deductible???? Dude I work over 50 hours a week gimme that.

Seeing all the hate celebs get when they talk shit about cats is fueling me lmao I hope a cat pisses in their caviar.

I'm sad that Florida doesn't stay cold for long. Mostly bc I like sitting (napping) in my car during my lunch break. I don't wanna leave my car on that whole time.

Blocking artists that shit talk cats is so stupid but idc they aren't getting that $0.00004 from my streams lmfao

I hate waiting for the bank to call you about something. Like, why did you tell me you were gonna call me back but it'd been over 24 hours 🥲 I cannot function when I'm expecting a call lmfao

I would shit on Jessie Buckley's pillow too. Fucking weirdo loser.

Dude wtf either panera gave me bad food poisoning or I am dying

Atp I think I look forward to seeing my bf's mom more than he does 🥲 he has such a cool mom and it drives me nuts he barely takes the time to see her and cancels on her all the time. I wanna see your mom jfc stop being lazy 🥲🥲🥲

Lucas and Jacob Cruikshank are are so fucking funny idk how their channels aren't massive like Fred Figglehorn was.

Tbh my love for Alysa Liu is partially her talent, charisma, and cheerful disposition. But partially, she reminds me of a friend who is no longer here- also came off as super cheerful, I had no idea she was struggling so much. I miss her a lot and wish I'd talked to her more before she was gone.

I made a niche Zara Larsson reference sticker years ago and put it on redbubble and it's really popping off lately LMAO

He's literally paraphrasing Lord Farquaad are you fucking joking right now?

I like being asked for my ID only bc I absolutely mogged everyone in it. Especially when I'm looking a mess, I'm like, "oh you're gonna see how good I cleanup!!!!!"