mislip
@mislip.bsky.social
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Part-time suburban dog handler
Listening to Scott 4 like a regulation hipster.
about 14 hours ago
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Big shout out to all the stalactites and stalagmites.
3 days ago
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I am pretty fucking woke tbh.
3 days ago
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Good boys in the pub (up and down versions)
4 days ago
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Listening to Mobb Deep like the real Surrey dad I am.
13 days ago
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Lloyd Cole and the Commotions revival in 2026?
16 days ago
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Is Anything More a Christmas song?
20 days ago
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This app can predict the future
20 days ago
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They’re playing Genesis at Waterloo.
22 days ago
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A lot of Creedence going down in this suburban household.
about 1 month ago
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91 GB in Downloads folder lads!
about 1 month ago
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Ashes tension ramping up in the Australian half of this household.
about 1 month ago
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Generic green lager is NOT cold at Waterloo cc
@zemblamatic.bsky.social
about 2 months ago
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Rejection of the Gregorian calendar in 17th Century = early Gammon behaviours.
2 months ago
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Went into Old London Town (Farringdon) today and everyone seemed VERY cool. Is this a sign that I am old?
2 months ago
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A poached egg remains a top ranking breakfast.
2 months ago
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At least 50% of my WhatsApp messages are “OK cool”
2 months ago
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There’s a lot going on in this note from the the youngest.
2 months ago
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Onion time
2 months ago
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Eyeing up a 15% Valpolicella in the cupboard
3 months ago
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Mini Mandus for lunch today lads.
3 months ago
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Late night stare off.
3 months ago
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I shaved my head earlier and forgot to moisturise and so now my head is HOT and I am radiating strong gammon vibes.
3 months ago
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TIME 4 CANS
3 months ago
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This is an amazing machine transcription of a machine apologising for useless humans not being available to do its bidding.
3 months ago
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If Starmer wants a headline policy to reboot his government he should ban stuttery penalty run ups IMMEDIATELY.
4 months ago
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I just made an EXCEPTIONAL cup of tea.
#tea
#ukteachat
4 months ago
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Since I Met You only has 69M streams on Spotify. Fucking madness. MADNESS.
4 months ago
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Absolutely banging out the exclamation marks in emails today. Thanks!
4 months ago
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Just had marmite on toast for the first time in one thousand years and it was DELICIOUS.
5 months ago
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I AM ON A TRAIN (August 2025 edition)
5 months ago
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Good luck to all my pasty white guys today. Keep safe in the sun.
6 months ago
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Good to be back on the cans.
6 months ago
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I always try to complete those annoying customer surveys (good karma for my work etc). This is an absolute belter of a question from BA.
6 months ago
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I feel really old tonight.
7 months ago
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Should I make two small rolls or one big one for lunch?
7 months ago
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Remembering an excellent
@badger5000.bsky.social
tweet from c.2016 about Alan Yentob commissioning EGGS IN AIRPORTS
7 months ago
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Pre-loaded the car last night so I could get to the tip for opening today.
7 months ago
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Had a falafel wrap for lunch today and took a big bite about half way through and the chili sauce squirted into my eye and I made a really big deal out of it.
7 months ago
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I AM IN COV
7 months ago
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The next train from Platform 8 is CANS
8 months ago
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Onions!
8 months ago
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You've really got to hand it to PDFs. Absolute legends.
9 months ago
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I AM IN ESSEX
9 months ago
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Absolutely rammos at the tip today lads.
9 months ago
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Middle aged men should need a license to wear jorts.
9 months ago
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I just had some bacon that tasted exactly like the bacon in a BK bacon double cheese
9 months ago
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500g chicken thigh fillets A word search Denim shirt
9 months ago
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How you you like your sugar? GRANULATED please.
10 months ago
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GOTHS ON THE NORTHERN LINE (Charing Cross branch).
11 months ago
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