Listening to Scott 4 like a regulation hipster.

Big shout out to all the stalactites and stalagmites.

I am pretty fucking woke tbh.

Good boys in the pub (up and down versions)

Listening to Mobb Deep like the real Surrey dad I am.

Lloyd Cole and the Commotions revival in 2026?

Is Anything More a Christmas song?

This app can predict the future

They’re playing Genesis at Waterloo.

A lot of Creedence going down in this suburban household.

91 GB in Downloads folder lads!

Ashes tension ramping up in the Australian half of this household.

Generic green lager is NOT cold at Waterloo cc @zemblamatic.bsky.social

Rejection of the Gregorian calendar in 17th Century = early Gammon behaviours.

Went into Old London Town (Farringdon) today and everyone seemed VERY cool. Is this a sign that I am old?

A poached egg remains a top ranking breakfast.

At least 50% of my WhatsApp messages are “OK cool”

There’s a lot going on in this note from the the youngest.

Onion time

Eyeing up a 15% Valpolicella in the cupboard

Mini Mandus for lunch today lads.

Late night stare off.

I shaved my head earlier and forgot to moisturise and so now my head is HOT and I am radiating strong gammon vibes.

TIME 4 CANS

This is an amazing machine transcription of a machine apologising for useless humans not being available to do its bidding.

If Starmer wants a headline policy to reboot his government he should ban stuttery penalty run ups IMMEDIATELY.

I just made an EXCEPTIONAL cup of tea. #tea #ukteachat

Since I Met You only has 69M streams on Spotify. Fucking madness. MADNESS.

Absolutely banging out the exclamation marks in emails today. Thanks!

Just had marmite on toast for the first time in one thousand years and it was DELICIOUS.

I AM ON A TRAIN (August 2025 edition)

Good luck to all my pasty white guys today. Keep safe in the sun.

Good to be back on the cans.

I always try to complete those annoying customer surveys (good karma for my work etc). This is an absolute belter of a question from BA.

I feel really old tonight.

Should I make two small rolls or one big one for lunch?

Remembering an excellent @badger5000.bsky.social tweet from c.2016 about Alan Yentob commissioning EGGS IN AIRPORTS

Pre-loaded the car last night so I could get to the tip for opening today.

Had a falafel wrap for lunch today and took a big bite about half way through and the chili sauce squirted into my eye and I made a really big deal out of it.

I AM IN COV

The next train from Platform 8 is CANS

Onions!

You've really got to hand it to PDFs. Absolute legends.

I AM IN ESSEX

Absolutely rammos at the tip today lads.

Middle aged men should need a license to wear jorts.

I just had some bacon that tasted exactly like the bacon in a BK bacon double cheese

500g chicken thigh fillets A word search Denim shirt

How you you like your sugar? GRANULATED please.

GOTHS ON THE NORTHERN LINE (Charing Cross branch).