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It fuckin' Wedneaday

Picked up Dartktide on sale a couple days ago, because I have homies who play it, but also found out that I enjoy the Grimdark because I find it incredibly fucking funny.. not sure if this is intentional on the part of GW, or my sense of humor is darker than i realized.

Yeah this is some FOMO Bullshit, and the VRchat Dev team ought to know better.

Look I'm still not convinced that Megabonk isn't some nefarious method of mind control, but completing my first tier 2 run last night was one hell of a dopamine hit.

It has come to my attention that someone has been scaring the ho's. Whoever it is better knock off the ho-scaring behavior, I mean it. -The Management

Groove is in the heart but pee is in the balls.

This! Right here. When I started my creative persuits, I had so many around me willing to offer advice. There was none of this so-called gatekeeping.

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Doctor Who,” or “Transformers".

I hate the nolanverse tumbler batmobile. And I wouldn't hate it so much if there were some bat wing tail fins or a pair of bat ears on the hood ornament or a decal of the bat symbol, a novelty batman license plate, SOMETHING to signify that this car belongs to fuckin' Batman

I swear, when I get my hands on Nygma, every last one of these Riddler Trophies is going straight up his narrow ass. #ArkhamCity

Hi, I just blocked the entire US Federal government on this website and you should too!

In a consumerist culture, it's too easy to let the media we consume define who we are, and, as a result, we take it personally if others dont like what we like. If I learned nothing else from MST3k, I still learned that it's okay to live things that suck.

Out of all the rad future shit we elder millennials were promised, the only one that wasn't a complete disappointment was Virtual Reality.

I accidentally glitched out an animation I was working on and created a perfect example of what the passage of time feels like to someone with ADHD

Throwing a spooky little party in #vrchat Later this month with some excellent DJs and Excellent people! Friday Night October 24th starting at 9PM EST @nottaklue.bsky.social @rexrover.bsky.social @deejayokay.bsky.social @thewhitecrayon.bsky.social poster by @odditedelight.bsky.social

Psychedelic Goobers

It's as if your eyes are telling you it is human, but your reptilian brain is like "NOT HUMAN! RUN AWAY! JESUS CHRIST WHAT IN THE CRONENBERG FUCK"

Charlie Kirk's memorial was a flop. The pundit class panicked, thinking it was going to be some huge win for Trump. But really, it exposed why the MAGA movement can't expand past its base. The thrid rate Christian rock exposes why. www.salon.com/2025/10/01/m...

To the tune of War Pigs, by Black Sabbath: "Generals gathered in their masses Trump and Hesgeth showed their asses Brass annoyed at being hassled Release the Epstein files, you assholes." OH LAWD YEAH

It's a rare thing indeed for me to buy a game in early access, but I do not regret spending 20 bucks on Jump Space at all. It's not feature complete, but the core loop is rock solid, especially in co-op with friends.

Or they really really miss the days of schools doing corporal punishment.

Now there's something I'd expect to see a Dark Souls boss health bar in front of.

*clutching my hat at the ringside commentary table* Bah-GAWD, that man has a family!

He steps aside as the bull is coming.

Ya know, I'd love to, I really would, but I just took several bong rips of some remarkably potent electric lettuce, ate a cannabis peanut butter cereal bar, and I am caught between multiple parallel dimensions.

“For the record, prejudices can kill and suspicion can destroy, and a thoughtless, frightened search for a scapegoat has a fallout all its own-for the children and the children yet unborn. And the pity of it is that these things cannot be confined to The Twilight Zone.” Rod Serling

Made a #letterboxd account cos i been watching some banger movies lately. What y'all been watching? boxd.it/gxGmf

When the laxative kicks in at the worst possible time

If you got a problem with the femboys, you got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate!

"Manosphere"... you mean this thing?

I listen to the music with no fear You can hear it too, if you're sincere

I released my first hair pack! This pack includes three different short hair style for furry avatars. Four premade colour schemes to match different fur patterns. VRCFury prefabs for quick installation. link in the comments, enjoy! #VRChat #vr #vrchatavatar

No Malkavians? No Purchase.

If Heaven is full of people like Trump and Leavitt, I will happily dance through the gates of Hell. The music scene's better down there anyway.

Slightly Diminish a Band: 10 Maniacs

Hey WrestleSky... Who was the first heel wrestler you cheered?

I keep coming back to No Man's Sky

I have surrounded myself with transgender furries and I have no regrets.

Look I'm just saying, it is absolutely possible that Weird Al Yankovic is still alive and thriving in the Cyberpunk Timeline, possibly all the way up to 2077. In fact he may be writing blistering anti corp satire songs as an accordion toting Rockerboy

I've been mainlining a lot of Cyberpunk stuff lately, the Videogame, the Anime the TTRPG, Neuromancer, movies like Johnny Mnemonic and the Bladerunner films. It may seem weird but in our current dystopian present, I find a sort of comfort in dystopian fiction. Been ruminating on this a lot. 🧵1/?

E-girl and their podcaster boyfriend.

Let's be clear. Johnny Mnemonic is pure cyberpunk cheese, but it's that GOOD cheese like smoked gouda with bacon.

Not all life is cheap in Night City, some of them gonks' lives are quite expensive! You can pick up a pretty penny if you're willing to do some wet work!

Yeah... I chugged it... my breath can peel the bark off trees but the replenished electrolytes and satisfying my totaly normal craving for THAT flavor are Worth it.

I finished the jar of pickles I been using for my sandwiches at work, and now the Voices are telling me to chug the remaining brine. Please advise.

That's a wrap on #FuralitySomna! Big thanks to @furality.org for such a magical weekend. Here's a thread of some of my favorite moments, starting with my friends and I's annual Furality group photo! Look at all those furries! 💜 If you see yourself in any of these, let's be moots! #VRChat #furryvr

My body: stuck at work My heart: still in Somna #furality