You ever think about how awful people have been to you and all the things you've been through and just think, damn

I think I get a bad rap for calling people out for being rude to me. I know it seems like I'm always starting shit or causing drama but the reality is that by the time I've called it out, it's already happened a few times and I've kept my mouth shut 🤷

I'll be streaming tomorrow to make up for missing a few streams lately! I'll be checking out the demo for Pao Pao, a new game coming out later this year! Pao Pao is a co-op sandbox game where you can gather ingredients, cook dishes, and serve customers! I'm super excited to check it out!

Does the sound alert for a new email in Outlook or a new message in Teams trigger a fight or flight response for anyone else or is that just me

I am maybe possibly getting my passport sometime soon 👀

So many interactions lately are fake and shallow. Maybe it's my 'tism showing but I can't stand it. I don't want people I don't know sucking up to me and being overly familiar. It's weird, and it's not going to get you very far with me.

Broccoli is so good

Very very excited to play some modded r.e.p.o. tomorrow on stream with the community!

Hey u guys wanna see my puppy?

Hey all, Madrinas is having a 40% off flash sale on all tubs. The best part? You can still use my code DONTFIGHTDUCKS for even more savings! If you've been thinking about trying some or want to stock up, now's a great time! 🔗 madrinas.coffee/dontfightducks

Assuming you're not intentionally a transphobe, please just ditch Harry Potter. There's plenty of much, MUCH better-written fantasy made by authors who aren't absolute shit. And if you ARE intentionally a transphobe, kindly either fuck off or educate yourself, whichever you're capable of.

I don't want an AI that renders images that vaguely resemble Ghibli films. I want an AI - or just a regular I - that informs everyone the man's name was Yoshifumi Kondo, he's the guy who designed the characters you think of when you think of "Ghibli", and he died in 1998 at age 47 from overwork

this really is what it’s like

am i the only person who finds it weird when people act overly familiar when they barely talk to you? im starting to feel crazy when im uncomfortable because people talk about me like they know anything about me

I don't really understand streamers who play games they don't enjoy and then spend the whole stream complaining

I don't know who needs to hear this, but emailing me "too bad you haven't played this game yet" will not make me want to check out your game

New Phasmophobia Video! This was legit one of the scariest ghost encounters I've had in a while, and I don't scare easily in this game. It just *had* to be the baby! www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG6h...

Everything is so much lately

Too many people acting overly familiar with me lately. Or namedropping me with my friends. It's weird man.

Tonight I'll be checking out Lost But Found, a job sim where you work at an airport and return lost items to those who lost them! Big big thank you to @rogueduck.net for the key, and some extra keys to give out to viewers as well! See you at 9pm est on the purple site! twitch.tv/witchducker

Black Mage Psyduck *Reposting this for those who didn't see this before! I painted this back in October* #art #pokemon #finalfantasy

as far as most of you are concerned there’s one sex and it’s none

TONIGHT at 9pm EST i'll be doing some cozy solo investigations in Phasmophobia and letting chat pick the maps for me! The last time I let them do this, they sent me to Prison and Sunny Meadows and I got perfect investigations on both, so I'm not sure I'll be able to top that 😅

I don't ask for much. I'm selfless like that. But if the Universe wants to just make 2025 the year where one Cybertruck explodes per day, each day in a new and exciting way, I'd never ask anyone for anything ever again.

This is why I continue to side eye anyone who still engages with HP content. She's straight up just a monster. Read better books. Watch better movies. Play better games. Stop giving her ANY of your money.

Tonight at 5 PM EST / 10 PM UTC / 11 PM CET I'm doing a special Phasmophobia stream with @witchduckter.bsky.social and @morbidmorke.bsky.social! We'll all be live and trying out Twitch's Stream Together feature!

Tomorrow is a very special stream! I'll be doing a huge Phasmo collab with @dontfightducks.bsky.social and @morbidmorke.bsky.social at 5pm EST and we'll all be streaming together! We'll also be playing "Hide the Sausage" 😉 be sure to drop everyone a follow to get the notification when we start!

I'll actually be live tomorrow! I'll be live just before 11pm CET doing a collab Phasmophobia collab with @dontfightducks.bsky.social and @witchduckter.bsky.social! It's gonna be chaos as we're going to also be sharing chat 😂 make sure to follow everyone ahead of time 💜

Merry crisis or whatever

Twitch recap! Ty for another amazing year! Looking forward to being even more toxic next year 😉

It snew!

It's been a very long, very difficult year but I've taken some huge steps for myself the last 6 months

Absolutely insane to me that my shift started with a surprise meeting to tell us a coworker had passed over the weekend and they still expect us to work the shift like nothing happened at all

Want some more cool people to follow? Here you go! Some of my favorite streamers to hang out and game with, all good vibes and great people go.bsky.app/7cDdqQH

To the streamer reading this: This is your sign to ban that one weirdo in your chat. Maybe they haven't outright broken any rules, but their presence always drags your mood down. Do it. Ban them. It will feel like a weight has been lifted off your shoulders the next time you go live.

All I want to do is play more Ori now

n an hour I'll be starting my VERY FIRST playthrough of Ori and the Blind Forest! I wonder how many times I'll get lost 🤔 www.twitch.tv/witchduckter

The more I interact with other people the more I long to live in a cabin in the woods, isolated from the rest of the world

Lmao the lack of self-awareness people have when they're guests on someone else's stream

Trying to get your life together is exhausting

Not for nothing, but did you know that Plan B has a shelf life of 4 years when stored at room temperature, away from light and humidity? The more you know, huh? #AltGovCares

Didn't want to repeat myself (and character limit lol) but my server and my channel is and always will be a safe space. Everything is scary right now, but we still have each other. Now more than ever, we need to take care of ourselves, take care of each other, and look out for one another. Be safe.

lol bluesky took down my post because it was “potentially leading to undermining election integrity and the ability of people to vote fairly and openly” So let me rephrase. If you vote for Trump today, you are an irredeemably bad person.

I am disappointed but ultimately unsurprised. I will never understand how people can have this much hate for other beings.

I am begging my coworkers to learn how to think for themselves

I love forgetting I have two nose rings and getting them stuck on something

Viewer says "just in case you didn't see, I sent you a whisper bc I sent you a friend request and you didn't respond" Streamer says "oh I actually don't accept random friend requests and I don't check DMs on socials because its usually spam" Viewer says "well I didn't know how else to talk to you"

How many times do I need to unsubscribe from dare drop and ignore their emails before they'll stop emailing me

People are weird man, idk