Visiting family this weekend and attending the hometown carnival. Made a bingo card for us all to play and to give you an idea of what it’ll entail.

Our little pack ❤️

I don't have five hours to watch all these right now, but I wanna save this so I can watch them all later www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGha...

Two old men who love to snuggle in the mornings 😭

You just know Frank Oz made Yoda hump Hamill’s shoulder blades between takes

I fell down the Law & Crime YouTube rabbit hole of 2021-24 era cops arresting drunk crazy people: between the cursing, fighting & shrieking the cop asks sobriety questions like “Who’s the president?” And without hesitation the suspects all sneer a variation of “not MY president, fuckin sleepy Joe!”

The Murdochs own Vox, that should tell you all you need to know about their credibility. And fuck AI.

Someone on facebook posted this as their profile pic. I ... what?

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

God has either truly forsaken us or is just a pregnant woman with weird cravings.

Musk 100% believes Homelander was the hero and it spiked his cortisol when Homie got framemogged by the Boys

No Child Left Behind is a shit show, but the state of education wasn't awesome before that either. I can only speak anecdotally: I'm a Gen Xer, so I came of age before No Child Left Behind was a thing. 1/?

Imagine the great state of Saint Louis, saddled from the backwards hillbilly racist bullshit of our rural counties.

Babe, you would not have been married by now because he was BREAKING UP WITH YOU. That’s the whole reason you killed him and why you timed it to happen right before your 18th b-day, because you thought you’d be tried as a juvenile. #thecrash

OpenAI Announces Construction Of New Data Center On Top Of Sick Child

Our internet’s been shitting the bed so we got the spectrum guy out to work on it: birds nest in the cable box outside! He said birds aren’t even the big problem, it’s squirrels who chew on wires who do the most damage.

every app I need to do some task approaches me with a hundred other things: no, I do not want to subscribe to your random thing, I know you're selling my data, and I'm extremely sick of seeing ads for Kalshi, LEAVE ME ALONE

My husband runs a dispensary and they’re nominated for Best Dispensary, go vote for them! They’re Nature Med 🌿🌺🌿 www.stlmag.com/alist/

Someone on reddit posted this, asking what the characters meant. Aside from the obvious "Wash me" jokes someone told the OP that the 八二 means eight two, the Chinese version of 6 7, which means the 6 7 jokes have reached other languages

I have to get bifocals. So *this* is what middle age is.

Oooooh Faye’s gonna die, isn’t she. Naming her Faye Valentine (Cowboy Bebop) might be the one funny thing he did. #euphoria

Oh good morning

Wow, just @ me next time why don’t you

When you think you’re going to the park vs. when you arrive at the vet.

Wow wow we are so doomed

I have an eye doc appointment on Monday. The time has come I’m afraid. At long last, I fear I need… BIFOCALS.

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Oh cool cool

I"m firmly Gen X and didn't see the Harry Potter craze until I was already an adult working at a Hastings bookstore in my college town. If you're in the first paragraph, you're probably Gen X like me.

Happy Mother’s Day, weirdos. #happymothersday #aliens

Idiocracy was a prophecy

Rewatching Sens8: it’s a marvelous work cut way too short. The Wachowskis have made something momentous here, a sci story that doesn’t simply rocket from set piece to set piece but takes time to luxuriate in montages of understanding, love & queer joy 11/10

reposting this. Why? No reason.

I hope the spider is okay.

Five years ago we adopted Ruthie and she’s been a boss bitch ever since

My cousin died a few days ago, he was only a few years younger than me. A stroke took him pretty much instantly. I didn't know him well, mostly I just feel awful for my aunt, who had three sons and has now outlived two of them. www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0Mt...

Elon Musk has many alt accounts, including both his mom's and his dad's. He posted under his mom's account , thinking he was posting as his dad. A trillionaire playing pretend happy family on his own site is deeply pathetic. You'd feel bad for him if you didn't know how destructive he is.

Find you a Vulcan in the streets, Klingon in the sheets

A hairdresser dyed a client’s hair in a regrettable pattern and EVERYONE saw it

Not The Onion, it's real

Self explanatory

@ninjamonkey.bsky.social here’s where we went today for the wedding! I stole a communion cup from the lobby LOL

Preface: 20-ish years ago I was involved (briefly) in a cult. Of course credible allegations of sexual abuse emerged against the cult leader because that's simply what cult leaders do. Now there's talk of Mike Bickle coming back to ministry and it's pisses me off all over again (1/???)

Exquisite Corpses is SUCH a good comic. Imagine being trapped in a slasher movie where there's not just one killer, but thirteen different ones, then mash that up with a bit of Hunger Games, a bit of Ready or Not, a bit of The Purge. I would love to see this as a live action limited series.

Lestat will be serving up rock star cunt for my birthday, thank you AMC that was so thoughtful of you! www.youtube.com/watch?v=7c7J...

I miss The Misanthropic Bitch. Whatever happened to her?

I'm blocked too, yay!

There have been times when I've idly considered making an OF account for my feet for some easy cash. AI garbage aside, don't say it's lazy, because what this guy did took some research. www.wired.com/story/ai-gen...

It’s 4/20 and the dispensary my husband runs made a new sandwich board. Dogs play poker but cats get high 😹