Definitely The Decepticons.

I remember when "rich" people and CEOs touted how much they were "job creators"

When I was young(er) I waited in wraparound the block lines to get into hip breakfast places. Now as an old(er) suburbanite I wait in wraparound the block lines for a community pool that’s at 50% capacity 10 minutes after it opens 😆

A researcher friend is anxious because her company wants them to use AI to innovate faster. I ask, “How slow were you before AI?” She can’t tell me.

Yassss I’m laughing my absolute ass off 😊😊😊

Dust storm. Thalia Hall. Badbadnotgood.

Levar was out here doing the Lord’s work…

I am probably the last idiot on earth who still thinks people say "Hello" to strangers only to realize they're talking to the tiny person on the other end in their bluetooth headphones

I can't see this company becoming profitable...in any timeline Also 😆 www.theverge.com/openai/66130...

Mitch McConnell is retiring after 40 years of working hard to make Kentucky one of the poorest, most under-educated, and unhealthy states in the US.

Dead internet here I come!

Trying to stomach my way through the CNN documentary on Twitter. There is not enough liquor I can drink to stand the hubris coupled with naïveté 🫠

Yep 😊❤️

Quite an interesting and motley crew list regarding student loan hype. youtu.be/h30hMcUxn34?...

Even though this is 10 years old, The NYT cooking app comments never disappoint 😆

😂 yall gotta stop letting ppl who don’t exist outside of your phone tell you who you are.

So over (yt ) women who grew up poor thinking they have automatic kinship with me b/c they believe their socioeconomic disadvantages is akin to the Black (female) lived experience. Like, OMG, stop 😆😆😆

Had high hopes for this interview until Adam asked why didn’t Bregman support folks already doing important, world-changing work as opposed to targeting ivy-educated elites. Bregman: Cuz the elites are the most lost and need help Me:🙄 youtu.be/fivwdXSQoNU?...

Hahaha YES!! HOLY SHIT. Now this is what I like to see from "Christian" films. Less flowery, uninspired looking adoptions and more rough and tumble, no-nonsense depictions of the Bible's most interesting stories. JUDAS ISCARIOT, via @Kickstarter www.kickstarter.com/projects/sai...

Watching the 7th season of Black Mirror. Getting deja vu from Common People. They sure do like inciting incidents where folks (typically women) are put in vegetative states and someone (typically, the husband) is put into a position to decide if said person remains a human server or not.

Totally annoyed with Indeed’s advertising showing a Black man tell an Asian woman she’s not qualified for a hospitality position because she does not have a college degree Lots to unpack here 🙄

Barely into my paper arts crafting era and already running into ignorant a** creators using terms like this:

Kids sports games are fascinating events to witness. They are not for sensitive, introverted kids (or their parents) who have to navigate screaming, competitive parents yelling all manner of directions to variously physically coordinated 8 year olds.

Adam Sandler movies are Tyler Perry movies for white people

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Watching: www.gse.harvard.edu/ideas/news/2...

With tariffs…

Leos are not selfish. People over estimate the fondness we should have for them.

Got x-rays at the dentist, who then told me they used “AI” to analyze my teeth. Sir, that is what my dentist is supposed to do. What is this tomfoolery?

Suffocating on the green line train with the overwhelming smell of weed 🙄😆 Oh good god. Someone just sprayed perfume 🤢

What did it for me was when I saw his coffee stirrer stick legs in Once Upon a Time In Hollywood. No, sir 😆 youtu.be/oeXZbpIGeDg?...

PayPal will NOT let me delete my account. Been trying for months 😆

Does Walter Goggins owe money to the mob? Dude stays working. Now he’s doing beddy bye tales in the Calm app. Baby Billy supposed to be putting me to sleep now?

Designers, please stop listening to other design “leaders” about “how to get a job when the UX world has gone to hell”… they are the same folks who got us in this mess 😆

Working remotely was a dream for me. Enduring comments about my clothes, hair and nails were one of the most anxiety producing interactions I had with (yt) coworkers. After going remote, the curiosity was still there, but the invasiveness significantly decreased.

So over the leopards eating faces and FAFO retorts. We are barely 4 months into 🍊🤡. The stamina needed will have to sustain us for years because that will be how long it takes to fix this hot mess

Am I supposed to be looking at my 401K? Folks are kinda freaking out

Someone asked if I wanted to "stay" in UX. It's a mixed answer. No. Yes. And, who cares? There's been a total vibe shift + I can take it as seriously as I once did. Wireframe charlatans and "democratize research" soap boxers are having a moment - so maybe they're doing something right 🙄.

Listening: open.spotify.com/track/7eFSQg...

I am diving fiend first into my domestic arts era - next up, paper crafts. I need a job for real 😆

There is a (ridiculously) long series about Oprah on Behind the Bastards on YouTube. The receipts on her “king” making are fucking tragic. Dr. Phil and Mehmet Oz are just the tip of the iceberg

Microsoft 365 raised my yearly subscription to make me pay for AI that I do not want to use www.cnbc.com/2025/01/16/m...

The criticisms about With Love, Meghan are absolutely hilarious to me. These same folks questioning the "point" of domestic arts are the same folks who would fall all over themselves replicating Martha Stewart's flower arrangements or salivating over newest Ina Garten's newest cookbook.

Only mixed emotions?

Well, two things can be true 😆

Wrote this a while back, still curious if folks are scrambling to measure design's impact (or if they know how) via partnership with UX practitioners amplitude.com/blog/transfo...

This is why you cannot judge a chef's cooking prowess by their kitchen gadgets. Do not trust it. I've learned my lesson that a smoker cannot save your unsalted/unbrined chicken. Like GOOD GOD - how do you mess up chicken?!

Absolutely divine. Ankle monitors can really get in the way of a proper side plank formation.

Yep

You probably don’t need AI for this since it’s possible Hawley’s visage inspired the whole look