A stopped escalator is called “stairs”.

It's weird how Tylenol caused autism (first diagnosed in 1943) before it was even invented (1955). What a clever drug.

Ed Davey, "I'm afraid Nigel Farage should be apologising for helping cause this problem in the first place" "Before Brexit we didn't have a small boats problem because we had 27 return agreements with EU countries and we could return people" -Maybe we should call them Farage's Brexit Boats

The whole world is mocking MAGA-America right now.

Riddle me this....

South Park on Charlie Kirk.

Merlimont beach. Opal coast, France. About 20kms from me. I thought it was a sonic boom ( or a nuke on Paris?) Turns out the storms bought some unwanted, unexploded ordinance, from WW2 .

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

It is so hard living with a deaf narcissistic 94 year old. EVERYTHING in my entire life, was turned around to be my fault! Even as a child I got the blame for her actions as my father always believed her. She was that good a liar. Yesterday. I lost it. I went full blown nuclear.

..dumm!! youtu.be/ww47bR86wSc?...

This is a fair point.

Tim Walz: "I'll tell you what doesn't make people feel safe -- a tank next to Chipotle. It's stupid and it's for the cameras ... where are the 'don't tread on me' people?"

In London, hate will never win.

korean reporting is nightmarish on the conditions Korean workers were contained in

There's no excuse of ignorance any more. Every single person on that fascist march knew who Tommy Robinson was and every single one of them knew why they were there. This isn't Brexit. People weren't conned. They willingly went out to join in, led by a five times jailed thug. Stop making excuses.

Surely I wasn't the only one to have been waiting for transgender agenda to get woven into the Kirk killers reporting. Are we going to get a nefarious connection to an gang as well? I mean does he have any tattoos maybe? Journalists (?) Do better.

wow

Charlie Kirk was the 18,533rd American shot and killed in 2025. Why is he the only one people are talking about? What about the 18,532 before him? What about the roughly 400 hundred who were shot and killed since then? Does anyone know any of their names?

The fact that Matthew Dowd lost his job for pointing out Charlie Kirk’s hate speech, while Brian Kilmeade openly suggests we should euthanize the homeless and there is zero outrage, shows exactly what is terribly wrong with today’s political mainstream media.

All these conspiracy theories about Kirks killing. If someone put forward time travel, or spacemen.. I would stop and actually think about it! These days, this madness ... makes you think anything is possible.

AOC: Whether it is a member of congress, whether it is the President to assume and assert and cast blame when the FBI has failed to even apprehend the assailant, is absolutely an irresponsible action.

Re the latest shooting in the states.. thoughts and prayers.. blah blah. Rinse and repeat. Whales only get harpoon when they spout. Is that too harsh? Unsure.

So I got my x Ray results back on my knees. Buggered basically ( sorry English sweary) I DO NOT want a knee replacement. Too much to do and see in time left. Not going to be laid up. So options? Do the cortisone injections help? Other options???? Anyone?

Why are American tax payers ok with paying for Trumps private army?

The sitting President of the United States is credibly implicated in the largest ch!ld s*x trafficking ring in America. And the party leadership is still supporting him. Let that sink in!

Off to Bruges soon. Not my first time but fullfilling a promise to my 94 Yr mum. The trip was supposed to be her birthday surprise but she was ill so we cancelled. Now, 4 adults and 2 huskies, crammed into a car with 4 cases and all the dog stuff. What could go wrong? Watch this space.

Thanking God for sparing you in a natural disaster is a bit like sending a thank you note to a serial killer for murdering the family next door.

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Next we’ll be told he went deep undercover as a sexual abuser for 60 years to uncover the sex trafficking ring run by his best friend…

Next time a Tory or Reform politician resigns swiftly after conceding an error they themselves brought to the public’s attention I’ll listen to them braying about Angela Rayner. Until then, sit down.

Rayner is absolute class. She's been a bit silly in organising her taxes, but that's not why they hate her. They hate her because she did not know her place.

Just wait until the BBC, Sky, Mail, Telegraph, Express, Sun, and GBeebies get hold of this story of obvious and deliberate tax avoidance! JUST WAIT! <waits> <waits some more> <does today's sudoku> www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Angela Rayner has resigned but Nigel Farage who uses Tax Havens to pay almost no tax hasn't. Time for Farage to go too.

Tax Avoidance costs the UK £200bn a year. Why is Angela Rayner's tax avoidance a massive scandal but Nigel Farage's which is about 10x higher completely ignored. Lets stop all Tax Avoidance.

Ok. I’m not going to manage more than a couple of clips because the cringe is so bad I feel sick. But the Reform conference is like a spectacular of stupid. A place where vicious idiocy and prejudice have come to tell us how they will fuck up our country. The death of all self-respect and sanity.

The fine is the second largest against Google, adding to a €4.125 billion Android penalty and €2.42 billion fine for crushing shopping search rivals.

This is very accurate

In a functioning democracy with a decent press, these would be wall-to-wall headlines: Fury as Farage Urges U.S. to Punish Britain Farage Accused of Undermining UK Sovereignty But no... "The stamp duty receipt that ended Angela Rayner’s career" FML

It’s hard to keep track that we just illegally murdered 11 people in a boat… b/c a sociopathic piece of beef jerky is trying to kill all of us while the entirety of the #GOP protects the President of the United States who has raped children. #RemoveTrump #FireRFKJr #EpsteinFiles

What on earth has possessed people to believe that Reform’s motley collection of our most abysmal, prejudiced and corrupt politicians - all with a proven track record of epic and piss-taking failure would be a remotely credible government? Seriously people… and media… you’ve lost your goddam minds.

This is a huge story. Don't let him get away with it. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

"I was at the bottom of my class. I started doing heroin, and I went to the top of my class. Suddenly I could sit still and I could read." We’re not doctors but it kinda seem like this should’ve been disqualifying 🤷🏻‍♂️

Saw all this media hype about flags everywhere in the UK. From the tunnel in Folkestone to Horsham. Saw 1 pathetic union jack, probably upside down, hanging from a motorway bridge. God the UK is sad and the media are corrupt and complicit.