This is the guy who accidentally let slip he pretends to be a tradwife online, presumably on another account

I think phones have ruined theatre etiquette.

BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!

Me, watching everyone withdraw from the Adelaide Writer’s Festival because the festival disinvited a Palestinian Australian author:

I’ve been to four Pilates classes since this year started. I’m hoping to keep this up.

Someone asked me what I play I thought was Shakespeare’s queerest and I replied with ‘Hamlet’.

I almost didn’t go to Pilates today but my instructor is Columbian and I wanted her opinion on things. Also, there were only two people so I had a good class.

According to Al Jazeera even Russia is condemning the USA’s actions towards Venezuela.

🤷🏻‍♂️

Me, looking at the news: we are three days into 2026 Jesus Christ

Kidnapping the leader of a foreign state without any declaration of war and announcing it via social media is full-on rogue state stuff. From the world’s number one superpower.

Happy New Year!

Thinking about all that has happened in the world this year.

Tomorrow is the last day of the year and I need to read two more books to reach 100. Let’s gooooooo!

Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up. I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.

Anyone else on Fruma Sarah tiktok?

I’ve used my Classics degree numerous times. Mostly to come up with names for various D and D characters.

Don’t tempt me

I am very into the Vampire Chronicles at the moment and if I read these books as a teenager the fan fiction would be endless.

I fell asleep patting the cat and Jordan took a photo of it because the cat looked like he was asking for help.

If anyone is trying to message me on BlueSky and I’m not responding this is why. It’s going to ask for me to upload a photo of my ID (no thank you) or a photo of myself which I’m sure whatever system they are using will decide I’m like 15 or something even though I am 32.

We picked Hesiod from the boarding place yesterday and he was my little shadow all day. Apparently he was the sweetest boy and gave the gentlest head bumps. But when the woman who worked there got his carrier he walked straight in. I think he wanted to go home 😂

Katherine maths is wanting to spend $200 on yarn for free shipping.

He’s so magical

Merry Christmas from the southern hemisphere.

I’m crying

I love bringing Jordan to my family home for Christmas because he always has an interesting time.

If anyone feels sad look up Tony Hawk in the Nutcracker. He skateboards in a ballet thus disproving Avril Lavigne’s theory in Sk8er Boi.

If anyone feels sad look up Tony Hawk in the Nutcracker. He skateboards in a ballet thus disproving Avril Lavigne’s theory in Sk8er Boi.

As my therapist likes to remind me when we discuss things philosophical and especially around ol’ Marky Mark and the Roman Bunch: it’s easy to embrace that kind of stoicism when you’re the emperor.

We took Jordan to meet my maternal grandparents today. Plot twist: they are dead and we had a lovely trip to the cemetery.

Me: I think Chess is a great musical. Other people: what’s the plot of that one? Me: no one truly knows.

Someone’s posted a sign with a QR code and “I know what you did Jessica, I have the photos to prove it” on Edward Street.

My heart filled with dread when I saw the news this evening. I’m absolutely devastated by the horrific violence at Bondi beach tonight. This is an appalling and unforgivable act of violence.

Logging off now. I'm deeply distressed and saddened by the events at Bondi Beach. My heart goes out to all, and even more so to those directly impacted ❤️ Peace be with everyone!

Sunday Funday

Me, a person who still hasn’t worked out how to knit a top down jumper in a round: I think I’ll get into colour work

Wasn’t paying attention when I washed clothes the other day and put my hand knitted wool jumper in the wash. It is now a crop top jumper.

I have found the worst spin off show. It is Criminal Minds: Beyond Borders, truly confused how this got a green light.

incredible content from my phd granting institution

So far every Vampire Chronicle came be summarized thusly. Lestat: I’ve had a brilliant idea Everyone one else: this is going to end very badly.

I got confused at the crowds of people at the bus stop but it’s now become clear to me they are seeing Lady Gaga.

The only time dad texts me it’s always a cracker.

This full time work stuff is challenging so I spent $150 on yarn.

The point being: it should be clearer to able bodied people that the price of your suspicions of whether someone who says they are disabled is disabled or not are paid overwhelmingly by actually disabled people themselves. And what you are doing is making sure that disabled students are not helped

I got mistaken for being under 18 at my 30th birthday, this will not end well for me.

I just read what Akasha did to Enkil and honestly girl, same. #VampireChronicles

I think the heat and the party on Friday night got to me because I’ve been asleep pretty much most of today. And I had a nap yesterday.