One of the women in work is a full on conspiracy theory nut who believes everything she reads online. The latest is that the government is going to lock everyone down (15 minutes city concept). This is on top of Big Pharma, COVID vaccine scam, and (my personal favourite) deadly Dihydrogen Monoxide.

I’m coming back to this pub again

Smashed the pub quiz! Not really we came fourth-ish (after a joint first, and three joint thirds). 35 out of 48. Does anyone have any clever team names? Something rude or a pun, or both?

Taking mum out for her birthday. Starbucks and a shopping trip.

Oh hi Bluesky. Kinda forgot you existed for a while. My bad.

DM me for my telegram or tumblr if you want to keep them private. No hole pics please 🙏

Telegram blocking porn in the UK and currently no way to verify my age. Im going to have to go on the desktop websites like a 00s peasant. FCF better happen today.

Happy #FCF Today's fat chicken is getting closer to revealing the content of the Epstein files 🔍 #fatcock #fatcockfriday #lgbtq #gay #fat #chicken #epstein

Bluesky is happy I’m an adult, but part of me wishes the face recognition gave a suggestion of age, I’d like to know how much of an adult it thinks I am. I have been called 27, 31 and 48 by three different people in this past week.

iMac is set up, now comes the importing all the bookmarks Imused on Chrome into Firefox and making new folders for all my shit. I also need to buy some USB to Lightning adaptors and new external hard drives (for back ups and porn)

Oops bought a new Mac 🤷🏼‍♂️

It's over! Let’s gooooooo to sleep!

Last shift before a week off, let's get it over with quick

Nice afternoon in the park

Started back on my Fakemon with a Trubbish variant. Evo coming soon.

Anyone and everyone at Bristol Pride today, make sure you stay safe in the heat! Being fabulous is no excuse for being dehydrated!

Any of my followers that have given up alcohol, how long has it been and what advice can you give me?

I’m genuinely considering giving up alcohol. Over the past 12 months or so drinking certain things (wine mostly, but random other drinks too) has caused me hot flushes and itching skin. I’m getting by on cider and spirits, but even those are starting to affect me.

I've drank too much and can't get up ☹️

Lime Daiquiri and a spicy Margarita. Love this little cocktail bar hidden away in Pontypridd

I'll have a penis colada

SFW Fat Cock Friday

And yes I mainly use emojis bc I’m bad at flirting 🫣👀

Jurassic Park DVD extra about how they made the dinosaur sounds.

USA: MMDDYYY is the superior date format. Also USA: It's the 4th of July! Pick a format please.

God forbid women do anything

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy, but isn’t a selfie

Ok, I played a chunk and died a lot. I think I’ve got it out of my system now.

I made the mistake of telling a friend about Hollow Knight, so now my one track brain wants to play it again.

Too hot for anything today

All the 90s kids became gay when he showed up on screen

www.idrlabs.com/food-choice/... I'll eat most things, but Oysters and Mussels are not one of them.

Finally drew a new Pokemon today. It's only a variant (Trubbish) and I pretty much did no drafts so I might change it up a little, but it's a start.

Thanks Temu, for the clip on -ussy

1 like = 1 pokemon I really like Let’s get a lot of likes because I do like a lot of Pokemon.

When you're used to seeing hot guys in their work uniform, seeing them in civvies for the first unlocks a whole new part of your brain.

Had to get up an hour before my alarm was due. I feel like a computer that’s been restarted in the middle of an update.

I’ve put Stardew Valley down and finally restarted Wheel of Time.

Happy (?) nine year anniversary to me having an ostomy. #ibd #crohnsdisease #ostomy

If you see this post an image you saved because it made you laugh.

Missed FCF because of work, but posting now on the new alt bsky.app/profile/thea...

In British 'Top Trumps', Stephen Fry has a higher score in the 'Beloved Celebrity' category.

I hope everyone has fun at #pridecymru and #bigqueerpicnic today. My sun hating introvert ass could never, but my mum is going to be at Pride hanging out free mum hugs. Stay hydrated! ❤️❤️

Work was crap tonight, but I've come home to a bottle of wine and getting my feet vribed.

But my mum will there, decked out head to toe in rainbows and possibly rocking a “free mum hugs” sign. So if you see her say hi and give her a hug.

It's Pride Cymru on the weekend, but with the weather as hot as it is, my heat hating introvert ass isn’t going anywhere near it. Introvert Pride will be held at home, in the dark, with the fan on, rewatching S1 of Wheel of Time.

What games would you instantly buy if they got remastered/remade? (I know SoM was remade, but not on a Nintendo console, so I’m not counting it)

"No young man, no matter how great, can know his destiny. He cannot glimpse his part in the great story that is about to unfold. Like everyone, he must live and learn." #bbcmerlin #medievalart #illustrator