Alex Kitson
@alexkitson.bsky.social
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https://linktr.ee/AlexKitson
why doesnât Jaws end with âFinâ - itâs right there come on spielberg be a laugh for once
3 days ago
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Forgive and forget â Recall and resent â
3 days ago
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Feeling proud of myself rn. Itâs been ages since my last fall
6 days ago
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Hare Lockwood
7 days ago
Cannot wait to watch these! Highly rec.
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Yesterday I put my two Edinburgh Fringe shows from 2024+2025 to YouTube. One got nominated for a few awards and the other was one of the best reviewed shows at the festival. Link in bio
7 days ago
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Iâm putting both my hours of standup on YouTube on Sunday if that is of interest
11 days ago
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18 days ago
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20 days ago
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I never understood osmosis at school. Hard to say exactly why, but whenever my teacher mentioned it my brain would go from a level of high concentration to a level of low concentration
22 days ago
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Alex Blechman
23 days ago
Itâs inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way
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Cryotherapy???? But I cry in ALL my therapy?? âđ»
about 1 month ago
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don't say âi asked Al for medical adviceâ just say âl got an appointment with the Chat GPâ
about 1 month ago
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I was so bad at ballet as a kid my teacher told me I should move to County Durham and work down a mine
about 1 month ago
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If you give a skeleton a hickey youâre a Neck-Romancer
about 1 month ago
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Chortle
about 1 month ago
Our worldbeating comedy circuit is worth celebrating
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Our worldbeating comedy circuit is worth celebrating
Chortle editor Steve Bennett on Live Comedy Day
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about 2 months ago
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Sinners = RnB Vampire HuntersïżŒ
about 2 months ago
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1-UP just got me 115 coins smh
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2 months ago
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Anyone in Bristol at 6pm this eve? Come along and see me work out my new show? Tickets as cheap as I could make âem
3 months ago
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Doesnât quite roll off the tounge as much as the first two if Iâm honest
3 months ago
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Why donât the government just pay for next day delivery
3 months ago
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âShadow cabinetâ always sounded weirdly super-villain-y to me until today
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3 months ago
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Farage is unveiling Reformâs senior team like Swackhammer announces the Monstars in Space Jam
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3 months ago
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3 months ago
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Bad words for good things (Bad Bitches and Dirty Burgers)
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3 months ago
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I think Iâve possibly just got the most âReddit guyâ notification of all time
3 months ago
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So what if heâs bi???!!
3 months ago
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Joke about Lions. I pull a funny face after I act out me in a Pizza Hut so much to enjoy here đŠ
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3 months ago
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Those must be big shoes to fill
3 months ago
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Jokes I donât do anymore pt. 1
3 months ago
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They, ironically, need someone with deep pockets to stick their hand up
3 months ago
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Weâre not THAT good - other countries are probably way better
3 months ago
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Countryside vs City
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3 months ago
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I hope Starmer knew about Mandelson because if he did - appointing another lying, treasonous mate of Epstein to be friends with Trump so the UK could get lower tariffs than the EU is one the funniest things any politician has ever done
3 months ago
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If I'd just been named in the Epstein files/was responsible for Grok I probably wouldn't be demanding more children be allowed go on my noncey website but maybe that's just me
3 months ago
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The NHS/government down so bad atm it's genuinely suss they're not specifying 'patients with cancer'
3 months ago
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Joke about Lions. I pull a funny face after I act out me in a Pizza Hut so much to enjoy here đŠ
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3 months ago
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No one has ever done comedy about James Bond before !!! Iâm the first!! Do not research that!!
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4 months ago
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Iâm doing the first WIP of my new show in Camden on Tuesday if youâre about. Tickets in bio!
4 months ago
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Millennials having kids on purpose
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4 months ago
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Who else eats gulag chicken?
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4 months ago
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I hate the internet so much man
4 months ago
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Writing jokes is so hard guys you donât understand
4 months ago
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Whatâs the worst secret Santa present youâve ever had?
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5 months ago
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Whatâs the worst secret Santa present youâve ever had?
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5 months ago
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