When you think the #NewYorkTimes finally makes you famous for warfighting in #Minneapolis , but it’s actually because you forgot to ask mom to help hide your Underoos. 😂🤣😆🤣😂 These InCel guys are _beyond_ pathetic. #ICE #ICEOUT

The House Ethics Committee found that Matt Gaetz did all of the horrible things previously claimed—sex trafficking minors, prostitution (including of minors), drugs, drunk driving, obstruction, the works. The Florida Bulldog has secured and published the House report this evening.

I don’t know who keeps feeding him this shit, but It’s called an Active Denial System: A microwave emitter that was invented around 2001 for crowd control. You can block it with ceramic. Trump reveals details of secret 'sonic weapon' used in Venezuela raid www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

Remember that thing where Trump said the 11th Airborne were getting ready to go to Minnesota? The 11th is based in Alaska. Their specialty isn’t Minnesota traffic control, it’s Arctic warfare. Those f**kers are going to Greenland

So, remember how there was concern over Homeland Security not really vetting everyone who works there? Yeah…

He, uh, knows Shatner isn’t American, right? 🇨🇦 Oh, the irony of Miller asking a foreigner to come fix his problems… 🤣😆

Here’s a fantastic brochure about fascism written during World War Two - you may notice just how many similarities there are between them and the MAGA movement, Canada First, Etc. You may want to print a copy off before the US tries to erase it, like everything else. archive.org/details/Army...

There is a lot of unrest in Iran right now. Regime change sounds like it would be a plus for the country, but re-installment of the US sheltered Shah-in-waiting would put two major oil regions under the control of Trump in the space of a month…and possibly back China into a dangerous corner.

I suppose if there’s one redeeming factor in the last couple of days, it’s that everyone is finally getting a clearer picture of just how much of a slime wad JD Vance is.

Fire! Fire at the Ol’ Scotiabank Place!!

People don’t even realize: the idiotic attempt by Trump to swat Venezuela has completely legitimized Putin‘s invasion of Ukraine, and China’s inevitable capture of Taiwan. This wasn’t about some shaky leader getting into alleged mischief, this was about maintaining global stability.

It’s a real shame people don’t drink on American television. British TV hosts occasionally get absolutely pickled during special events, and it is hilarious.

What the KENNEDY Center used to be… Remember that time Aretha Franklin performed at the 2015 Kennedy Center Honors, paying tribute to Carole King, who co-wrote “You Make Me Feel Like A Natural Woman,” and it brought a tear to Obama’s eye and everyone to their feet? And Carole King’s reaction. Wow.

Nardwuar the Human Serviette is getting the Order of Canada. Yes, yes, yes, and fcuk yes. 👍✊🤘🎸🗿(It’s a Canadian thing.) Also, can you just imagine Harper‘s face when he shows up for the next OOC alumni meeting? 🤣😂🤣😆😁🤣 #Nardwuar #Canada

I mean, TBH, it actually does take a fair bit of effort to try to start a race war, a holy war, a civil war, an oil war, a war with your allies, and a global trade war (excluding Russia) all in the same six months. One might even wonder where Trump actually finds the time to fit all that golf in.

Decent! Two of the neat things Santa brought this year: Fire Department Coffee, and a mug full of pictures of the reasons I need it. #Caturday 🎅🧑‍🎄🎄😸😸😸

Lol holy sh1t, I won. All is forgiven OK… but I know there are humans behind the process.

Santa, via the State of New York, just delivered another One Million Epstein documents. Ho! Ho! Ho! bbc.com/news/article...

BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...

‘Murica wants to bring back Privateers. Are you effing kidding me? Bands of gunned-up rednecks swanning around the fishing grounds, shooting up lobster boats that “look un-American” for profit? It’s a recipe for trouble. #canpoli x.com/washingtonpo...

So, that was complete and utter horse-sh1t. 

@markhamillofficial.bsky.social Crazy how you remained so anonymous standing on your own star. FWIW, I can still remember watching Corvette Summer in the 70s. I vividly remember you standing in the scrapyard, looking up at the car, and the silver Corvette sign landing in the dirt at your feet.

Poilievre‘s new commercial has him lighting a menorah with a tiki torch. Does anyone even look over his material before they launch it anymore?

Yeah, I dunno Dairy Queen: Maybe it’s time to start marking down the Halloween cakes in the freezer. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Okay, Halifax : What kind of an idiot goes porch pirating in a rental car? Specifically, a GPS-tracked rental with the NAME OF THE COMPANY on the side of it? 😂🤣 www.reddit.com/r/halifax/co...

BREAKING: At one point, the Pentagon considered sending boat strike survivors to CECOT torture prison in El Salvador to avoid discovery in US courts. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/u...

Today’s lesson: How to slip an implied beej into a Pepsi commercial. Shot starts with the Mistletoe trope, but instead of a kiss, she dips down, pops the straw in her mouth…and makes eye contact. Follows up w/ an embarrassed face-wiping motion. Ummm, okay. 😏🤔

Funny how the US Department of Homeland Security puts in an emergency rush order for Roshel armored trucks…and then a whole bunch of them just happen to pop up in one of those ridiculous DHS sh1tposts. (BTW: You’re pointing your weapon at the back of the chubby guy’s head,ace.)

Your Face When you realize your lifelong attempts to conserve energy 🌱 have all been rendered useless because you were screwing around on Amazon Prime and accidentally overnighted a single, solitary Sharpie from Montreal.

1) Dress some homeless people in denim. 2) Pay them to roll in garbage for a year, then collect said denim. 3) Profit.

Interesting for personal privacy - settings can be changed Google's AI is now snooping on your emails - here's how to opt out | ZDNET share.google/cyaTVxvZ8RxX...

Turns out, all of those swastika tattoos are getting in the way of their new hiring policies. Every freaking day with this bunch, isn’t it?🙄

Biden didn’t release the Epstein files because Merrick Garland was actively investigating Epstein/Maxwell co-conspirators all the way up until January 2025. Then Trump shuttered the probe. www.cbsnews.com/news/jeffrey...

America sends tens of billions in a “classified” bailout to Argentina, (which happens to be run by Milei, a fanatical Anime and Cosplay fan), and suddenly, the Japanese economy gets a boost via increased spending in…Anime. Coincidence? I think not. 🙃 www.japantimes.co.jp/business/202...

Trump is such a fucking pervert.

Wait, this keeps getting worse: To recap, they invited a member of Al-Qaeda to the #WhiteHouse , posing in front of the #Marines flag in the #OvalOffice, and did it on the 250th birthday of the Corps?? Has anyone else picked up on this? 🤯 @booker.senate.gov @housedemocrats.bsky.social Anyone??

Watching Vince Gilligan’s new sci-fi epic “Pluribus” now out on Apple. As surreal as it is, I suspect the notion of a self-centred narcissist stuffing Air Force One with call girls and flying it around at leisure was a bit more absurd and disrespectful when it was composed in the pre-Trump era.

If your government is basically reenacting the villain’s script from a Bond movie (Spectre), you may be doing something very, very wrong. Sound familiar, ‘Murica?

‪Trump’s people are all moving to bases. ‬ ‪You don’t do this kind of thing unless you INTEND to do something extremely rotten to your fellow Americans - something bad enough to incite regularly law-abiding people to come for you in your house. ‬ ‪‬ www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...

Dude ahead of me in the CostCo line just remarked that he’s buying L’Oreal vitalift (wrinkle cream) for his wife as an Xmas present. Ah, l’amour….😆

it's National Black Cat Day today according to a website I found so please enjoy these photos of my various cats

It is absolutely fucking disgusting that home security is using children’s marketing to recruit the next generation of Gestapo.

Picture of the East Wing demolition of the White House taken on my flight out of DCA.

It would be nice if we could have just one conversation that doesn’t involve Trump bailing some random, middle-aged manchild out of the mess they made for themselves, but I guess that day isn’t today. Tomorrow isn’t looking good, either.

“It won’t interfere with the current building. It won’t be. It’ll be near it but not touching it — and pays total respect to the existing building, which I’m the biggest fan of,” Trump previously claimed. “It’s my favorite. It’s my favorite place. I love it.” Yep.

I get State pride. I get it. But when Canada‘s name is replaced with “Soon-to-be-Ohio“ on the same Republican message board that features an American flag remodelled to accommodate a swastika on 🇺🇸Capitol-goddamn-Hill🇺🇸, of all places, you can’t tell me it’s not gonna raise an eyebrow or two.

I don’t know who needs something heartwarming today, but I just found out that Grover once had a book about adopting a kitten, and, wow, did that tweak the wholesomeness meter. ❤️

Well, that’s gonna be a popular subject at the next bris.🕎

Just have to laugh at these rednecks threatening jihad over Bad Bunny playing the Super Bowl. Over 130 BILLION streams of his music,18.5 Bil in 2022 alone. 77 MILLION monthly listeners on Spotify. One of the top artists on the planet. On the PLANET,son. He doesn’t need the game, the game needs him.

A whole bunch of Russian conspiracy theorists (headed by, of course, Russia Today) have suddenly started screaming that Ukraine is going to draw Russia-NATO into a war with a “false flag” refurbished drone strike on Romania and Poland. Translation: Russia is about to do something incredibly stupid.