maybe another order of cologne decants will fix me

found a 2006 issue of @theonion.com at their super secret newspaper box in Chicago

oh okay so he’s a pedophile AND a snitch

i don’t need it, i don’t need it…

✨ COME TO OUR PRIDE PARTY THIS THURSDAY AT NOBODY'S DARLING!!! ✨ The right wants to erase queer people but we're not going anywhere. That's why we're partnering with queer-owned businesses in the 9th District to make this a bash for EVERYONE. Find more details here: www.mobilize.us/katforillino...

started playing Red Dead Redemption 2 a couple weeks ago and my familial Southern accent has returned like an angry ghost

Finally got sir’d in public for the first time and it was from a guy trying to sell me Xanax at Roosevelt Station

got da baby a new tag

reviewed my Scentsplit wishlist and I think I might be Going Through It

new cruising hotspot just opened

begging Bluesky users to please stop referring to posts as “skeets”