I have a bagel with the middle bit in place. They should just make them like this.

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I'm in my 50s and for some reason today Is the first time I've heard The Stranglers, Walk on By.

£11.60 for two 'posh shandies' 😬

@sentimentbot.bsky.social hello👋

Kind no.2 came home with a collapsible cone yesterday. She's not even started college yet.

Not creepy at all. #Withensea

Massive cat at Manchester Museum 'The Cat That Slept A Thousand Years'

Someone in the pub just said hello to me and used my name, he did it last time I was in. I haven't got a clue who it is.

Good morning. Week 3 of the 52 Week Challenge. Thanks to @zellishrows.bsky.social for the new #. the last one was being used. What first line could you read and would instantly know what book/song or film it was from? #challenge52

Hand of gourd

#Troon beach

Just remembered I've still got the halloumi sticks the OH didn't finish earlier.

I thought this was about embarrassing people into picking up their dog poo, but it's a paw casting service.

Just seen some goth Morris Dancers. #DayOfDance #Stockport

Weirdly disorienting yet not, at the same time.

Deep thread.

Emma nails it again.

My they were loud & fabulous. @pigsx7.bsky.social

If you see this post a beach photo from your phone

Can hear the United fans singing on the tram as it goes past. #UtdCty

The Telegraph recently ran a headline: "More than one million foreigners claiming benefits." Sounds shocking, right? But what does it actually mean? Let’s have a look! 🧵1/13 (1/1)

Bit surprised at the colour, not an unpleasant though. #VocationBrewery #NaughtyAndNice White Chocolate and Raspberry Stout.

Why is it the best trainers are only made for kids?

Just finished #Severance (fabulous final episode) it's basically #ThePrisoner innit.

Post a warning

On bus trying to listen into a conversation about brewing tea.

I disabled and I have an unpopular opinion. The UK Welfare system is not Woking as it should. I am deafblind and I worked for twenty five years, most of that in a professional capacity. I was assisted by the original Access to Work, in person DWP DEA’s (Disability Employment Advisers …cont

Reading about #TheLostBattalion and it sounds like they're blaming the pigeon.

#PopMart Manchester looks popular, queuing past Primark.

Let myself down, I swear in real life way more than this.

@profanity.accountant hello

Fabulous

Unintended consequences. Lost half the saveloy en route.

Bloke in chippy gave me a free savaloy.

That was an unfamiliar end to a gig. #Laibach

Sigh…..😞 Another day, another wildly misleading Daily Mail headline. I mean, it certainly would be headline worthy if police had turned up and accused her of committing a crime by writing innocent FB posts. But that's not what happened… 🧵 1/

Oh my! Northern Monk, Zombie Death. Chocolate and strawberry ice cream dessert stout.😋

Just had a phone call with a woman in Wales, ooh that accent. 💞

I follow these but never really thought it through.

I got some prints done of those Lego Star Wars figure photoshops I did. If you want to win a set just Like, Repost and Follow and I'll pick a winner on Monday morning.

Excellent analysis as ever.

Fabulous, just found Alan B'stard on Roku. #RikMayall

Every time an episode of #Silo ends, I'm really tense. Great telly.

Waddaya mean there's no bonus for seasonal words

What a great day to be at A&E

Look at the size of that bus. 😍

Post somebody you’ve been told you look like who you definitely don’t look like…

Talking to one of our providers who's clearly from around Manchester. Everything is "sweet".