I hope this demonstrates how annoying the latest on top email chain layout is.

Dear entire banking industry, verbal passwords are plain-text passwords stored on your servers.

Just waiting for a Vault-Tec IPO to cinch my retirement.

I don't do stress so good.

The irony is at some point RFK Jr would've benefited from horse dewormer.

The Pope's tombstone should've been in JetBrains Mono NF Regular.

Huxley (1936): “The propagandist's purpose is to make one set of people forget that certain other sets of people are human."

It's getting a lot harder to tell human from bot these days, due to the increase in botlike humans.

Do stores take Allen wrenches or bottle caps yet?

Lmao 🤣 savages

A little suspicious of all these Signal convo screenshots. Only sociopaths would discuss such things in light mode.

Had no choice but to increase the number of chip clips in circulation. They are basically disposable now. #clipflation

(stolen from reddit)

*can't find tool that does a very specific thing* "Fiiiiiiiiine I'll start another forever project." #softwaredev

Drink every time Windows overwrites your preferences about showing recommendations. Leave it off, #Microsoft. #Windowssucks

youtu.be/1-9tiGDuwCc?... Good questions, but responses are delivered by goons whose job is to not respond.

Shit's getting real when "minuend" is being thrown around in a pull request casually. #C++

So - I've actually led Ebola outbreak response at USAID. This is bunk from Elon. They have laid off most of the experts, they're bankrupting most of the partner orgs, have withdrawn from WHO, and muzzled CDC. What's left is a fig-leaf effort to cover their asses politically.

This UK law regarding encryption is horrendous... Coming soon to the US no doubt.

I fixed a major security vulnerability today by renaming "password.txt" to ".password.txt". Changes commited. Crisis averted.

Hasn't been a true #Skyrim contender in a long time, because they miss the magic sauce. Which is, "see that mountain? You can go there." But also more importantly, "You wanna beat the game with an overpowered paralyze spell in one hand and a spoon in the other? You go ahead you sick sonofabitch."

Valentine's Day is ruined forever. @titusnation.bsky.social

I'm going to pay my neighborhood back with late night fireworks the day he dies.

@proton.me So... There needs to be a Proton de-Googled Android phone right? Cool to have email and VPN and all, but now we have to contend with a techbro oligarchy and have zero place to hide. Google and Apple seem like insurmountable privacy nightmares under the new regime.

Good time for this video youtu.be/vGAqYNFQdZ4?...

Any wildly baseless speculation as to who driving attacks on Deepseek rn?

ICE and Immigration rights Red Cards - template to print your own t.co/qWvVQqBgKP

Thunder up I guess. Going to be a really ugly chapter.

Y'all I might've been born in the wrong hemisphere.... Where can I see the manager?

@kwiktrip.bsky.social Why didn't you warn me in bolder letters the nitro has 360mg of caffeine... I have had those in the morning and continued to drink half (let's be kind and call it half) a pot of coffee.

Everybody knows "Cool, I'll have to check that out." is a black hole where interesting information goes to die.

WARNING: This product contains programming languages known to the State of California to cause memory unsafety

I am now in possession of an advanced ancient technology called a "CD/DVD drive". Can't wait to unlock buried secret knowledge with it.

All you new year's resolution Duolingo users are making it suddenly harder to keep up 🫡

The new new new year of the Linux desktop begins.

Electrons are cool. (Huel powder static interactions)

I hate monorepos.

Opinions are like assholes, which everybody's got.

Looking at a 2025 lineup and... Elden Ring has ruined the stylistic approach of many western RPGs. Every sword fight is now also a light show. And if your character isn't rolling on the ground for half the fight, then they clearly aren't being cool and hip.

Yes, setting up a raspberry pi to control a sump pump with a broken level switch is easier (and cheaper) than fixing or replacing it...

Why has georgism never been tried at least in part? Not the "single tax" but enough to fix housing and replace harmful taxes.

Mr. Zaid has a bright future in the courts. #patelsmotherwasahamster

I don't know how the algorithm decided I need pizza, but it is on point right now.

I find glowing city skylines to be ugly. That's where most of the growth in the petri dish lives.

Blue Earth, Green Earth, Red Earth. A trilogy of award winning stupidity.

How can this have the "education" tag on the Google Play store, and why the hell is it #6??

Bluesky already has a growing spam problem, with bots using comments to post the same thing all over the place, completely out of context of the OP.

LLMs just regurgitate online text from everyone else in the world in the way that most likely matches your query. When you have ChatGTP explain to you how Arc cloning works in Rust, it's not that AI is smarter than you, it's that everyone else in the world is.

I really think the efficacy of the House and Senate could be greatly improved by sword fighting.

Rome is lucky that it only had to suffer Caligula for 4 years.