as long as it's not a grown ass man complaining about how a movie adaptation doesn't stay faithful to the source material, i'm ready and willing, boss.

hey, boss.

BOOOOOOOO!!

WE'RE ONLY 30 MINUTES RIDE AWAY.

i said WHAT IN GOD'S GREEN EARTH IS GOING ON? WHY AM I LEFT OUT? NO INVITATION?

i WASN'T INVITED?

sounds like a job for saga, isn't it.

i take out trash in time.

who said that 😨

delivery is important. you can never be too safe in Blüd, do you know how many robbery attempts that i stopped in the neighborhood? yeah. and i clean!

i work freelance.

no one: me: calls everyone boss so they know i'm always available to hire

mayor nakano lowkey fine, i might go back to gotham.

i BET even Brenda is tired of seeing this handsome face. i'm almost always there, boss

man, you'd think Blüd won't be much colder than Gotham at this time of year.

we got it worse here. it's a saying. unofficially official.

going to hell is considered a promotion around here, man.

what the fuck is the boss up to now.

mister two-face! it's been, eh, what? six months? good to see you. what do you got for me?

// that's him and the ragtag crew he put up

bored. might organize a heist.

BOSS, i brought what you n—WHY THE FUCK IS THE PLACE SO CROWDED.

fired. i was fired once.

YEAH!

that's fine, we can throw them at cops instead.

ew.

he's never been this dumb. but he always has zero game.

being in love makes him dumb. i grieve the old bossman.

FUCK OFF, BRO. I HAVE MY OWN COOL HELMETS.

hold up. what do you mean 'this time'?

well, duh. i mean, i don't wear costumes so i wouldn't know too much about it. [ patting his back sympathetically ] time to make an upgrade?

💭 protective dickwear...

@letterkeepingbee.bsky.social you the postman?

it's 'cause he's got a, uh, cup under that carbon fiber material? i don't know. my past employer used to tell me stuff about how their suit worked.

Nah. I used to cover surveillance every Tuesday and went grocery shopping for the potluck.

oh, book club's on Tuesday.

shit, bet.

oh, word? he 'stationed' me in Blüdhaven.

i don't sell info for free, bro. sorry. plus, he would cut my phone services if he finds out that i told you. but something something no one is allowed to touch the reading nook anymore something something takeout and bread. idk.

my most favorite lesbian has to be this bar owner in the area that Mr. Hood had control over. and Batwoman.

hard agree tbh.

Nightwing is my favorite lesbian

aren't you Kyle? last time i visited, there was a book and a framed sketch. when i asked about it, he wouldn't stop talking. like, i literally had to tell him we need to lock in to shut his ass up.

that why the boss likes you so much, i see.

tsk tsk...

oh, damn. i haven't heard of that theory and i live in Blüd.

i wasn't aware that you liked me. better that way so the bossman's feeling won't get hurt.