What your "cool guy" crush is doing behind closed doors...

The kid is fond of my armpits, I got that certifiable Daddy Musk™. Also being bounced on my lap, dummy in, Mr. Buzzy going while he babbles about how much he loves his diapers is also a classic.

Your Cribmate at Adult Preschool is a "Nap Humper"... you're stuck with them. At lights-out they grab you close and thrust their bloated Huggies against your diaper bottom. They quickly go rigid and twitch, as they spurt... then off to sleep. Fortunately this only takes 30s #abdl #goodboyfics

Your Nursery was also your prison cell, and Mommy was also your jailor. A lifetime of Infancy was your sentence. It was a comfortable cell, you had nourishing baby food, a soft crib, thick diapers, cuddly stuffies, distracting cartoons. You just weren't allowed to leave. #abdl #goodboyfics

He is one tiara away from becoming a pretty padded princess #art #mlp #abdl #diaper

Friends that hand handsy and funny looking at my new cute braces and stuff in mouth even as I’m fussing them to quit it, that I’ll tell, and that’s all I can do Now living a second toddlerhood J-just to have an accident everyone takes bets on who has to change and clean @////@

God why can’t I be the regressed diapered brother hanging with the bigger kids at the mall food court, people who used to be my friends but now think my younger sibling is cooler and and and;; I’m brought around and joke fed at the table, but turns out oops I kinda do need someone else to feed me

Hey cuties. Just a gentle reminder that I do in fact have a Ko-fi. There's no pressure, but if you've ever wanted to send me any treats, it's always there. ko-fi.com/retrokitty

Scenario 1: Why does dad smell so good… 😳💦

Cuddle me, rest your head on my chest, and fall asleep… 😴 This is the view you’ll wake up to! 😙

TMI Tuesday while I draw onesies lesssgooo! Ask me anything

Dad who gets exponentially more turned on as your scent goes from musky adult to freshly bubble-bathed, lotioned and powdered DIAPERBOY...

Fantasising about going to cons...

You have a moral responsibility to hypnotise your friends

PETEY you're doing SO WELL

I want to wish a WONDERFUL AND AMAZING BIRTHDAY to @abdlsean.bsky.social!  This cutie is talented, loving, helpful, and super dedicated (to his current hyperfixation) Thanks for being you, sweetie! Ft his wonderful supervisor and fiancé @daddytombo.bsky.social

To this day this is still the most aesthetic fit I had made for my soggy self

I so desperately need a retro x @onesiesdownunder.com team up… think of all the adorable onesies!!!!

everyone loves diapers, and lil pail raiders love EVERYONES diapers~ comm for @acewoofsalot.bsky.social #diaper #messy #babyfur

Waiting to win the lottery! (I have not bought any tickets)

I had a bit of warmup fun transferring my star hoodie design onto a onesie!! I've been really feeling my inner designer revving up again, and you will be seeing more cute designs from me VERY soon!

Need someone to redraw Retro as a zany inkblot style rubberhose cat...

I need onesie themes, kitty is COOKIN' today

If you made it this far, thank you so much! It'd be real sweet if you could share the YCH around (or, if you want, bid on it!) Happy Pride, goobers. Love you all. 8/

I spent a long time on this piece and I want to be a bit gushy about how it came out, cause I think it's helpful to talk inspo and process! When I was drafting the single subject pride YCH, I realised that I wanted to give the opportunity for people to celebrate their friends/partners/ as well. 1/

Kept for hours in my crib, swapping between Daddy’s finger and my prostate massager while I’m mind melted with diaper porn and poppers Having multiple “expulsions”, but never a full uh ohs bc that’s not something babies are allowed But daddy will still make me wish I could

Being fussily non-verbal as Daddy rubs my prostate 🥵 so desperate to say words but more desperate to be a good boy and get to squirt

Caretakers and Dads that will take their time wiping your caged bits mid change. Even take the time to give them a gentle kiss and tease you about how cute and helpless they look stuck in the colorful plastic prison they’re in~ Just attention to make your bits strain, nothing else :3

Toddler vacation vibes. 🏝️

Freshly padded for bedtime! send snugs :3 #abdl

Happy BDF

Who wants to snoof my big puffy pamper 🤤 #abdl #abdlboy #diaperboy #diaperpup

Your parents have sent you to a strict English boarding school to 'fix your behaviour' after being expelled from your last school... They have falsely told the school you are a bedwetter and have daytime accidents, You're going to be attending your new school in Diapers. #abdl #goodboyfics

Therapy today was fucking brutal. A few questions to guide me to some VERY fucked up self-perception inconsistencies. All for the better, of course, it'll help me to grow, but we are currently feeling VERY vulnerable and full of doubt... Back to the grind, folks. Back to the grind.

Isn’t it hard to get up in the morning with a soaked diaper around your waist? That’s because your body knows you’re not supposed to be an adult! It only makes sense for your bed to match. High crib bars, a mobile playing soft music… It’s okay. You’re a toddler. It’s nap time~

Today you are going to poop yourself... But, they are going to give you a choice. You can make it easy on yourself and go right now, and get praise and a quick change for cooperating. …or you can decide to be difficult, and it happens at the mall in front of *everyone*. #abdl #goodboyfics

This is on my mind today.

I wanna be a cringe diaper idiot so bad. Constant brain fog that makes me mumble shout every dumb baby thought in my head 🥵

Big diaper wednesdays :3

Burned out pretty badly at the weekend but it’s safe to say it’s clearing when the urge to do this appears 😅

God it’s so attractive and feels so funny when people can effortlessly bypass my (ironically) very strong aversion to being told what to do

Me: "I'll behave today." 😇 Also me five minutes later: 😵‍💫🐾

POV: The toilet is out of order and you're on your knees pulling your diaper forward just waiting to be Daddy's Little Helper. Your no leaks rule still applies but maybe you'll earn a treat 🍼

Squish 💦💦💦💦😈

My generation wasn't so soft....I had to put your grandfather in chastity for WEEKS to get him to start loading his britches regularly. You kids these days just push a dang button on your iPhone 238 and your partner's brain gets shunted into its Toddler Mode partition for the day. 😔

Preemptively jealous of the caretakers of the future and their ability to disable their partner's potty training when they misbehave via a hacky patch to their brain-computer interface chip

You wander through the expansive diaper aisle looking for your favorite brand, "Huggies Ultra: For Teens" A brand for heavy bedwetters, like you. You reach out for the pack and another hand brushes yours, It's your highschool crush... and they wear THE SAME BRAND. #abdl #goodboyfics

My toxic trait is that I shift every single sona colour that's in proper greyscale into a subtle purple or blue hue... You will have COLOUR dammit.

This show is such TRASH God I love it

What if I just put all my boy boy thoughts in here?