I have a little rash so Big Diaper Friday has been substituted for Need to Remember to Change Friday. NEEDING diaper changes outside of the normal routine hits a different kind of way 🥴

Sign from the gods when M83’s Outro comes on shuffle as I send my last work message before leave starts

Shirley Manson tonight told me that “no one gets to tell us how old we are” so checkmate on this really

At midnight in a pub in central London, on a school night, I’ve realised bedtime is just a construct

Me and Oliver have just the right game to check out

Having very normal thoughts (again) about not getting to wear plain diapers. If someone spots my diaper I don’t want them having room to assume I’m an adult. 🫠

One of life's great pleasures is a band you'd long written off seemingly making an absolute belter of an album out of nowhere (I'm obsessed with Muse's new stuff)

Just found out the mortgage company is threatening to foreclose on us in about a month (around july 20th) because my mom is behind on mortgage payments despite both me and my brother paying her rent every month. Opening for -many- slots. 20% discount on everything listed. DM me

Puffy doubles for BDF. Wanted to go thicker but it’s too warm 😤

Super Dry Morning

Burned out pretty badly at the weekend but it’s safe to say it’s clearing when the urge to do this appears 😅

Giles was on my list of people I could never, ever accept dying. One of the greats. RIP Anthony Stewart Head.

Obsession left me leaving the cinema speechless for the first time in a long long time. Everyone is gonna have to deal with me never saying “I love you” ever again.

Really feeling how deeply the baby cuck life has taken hold when I have to ask for permission to stay up late to watch the State of Play 🫠

The best kind of stickies are the ones that don't derail anything, but instead leave you huffier than before you squirted, and just as eager to stay a baby 🫠

Becoming some kind of used-diaper sommelier as I hold it and judge it a '4 and 3' before logging the change in DiapStash. From the series of posts that should have stayed in drafts.

I’ve spent almost every day for the last week in doubles or thicker, and the idea of going back to even the thickest single diaper is BORING 😵‍💫

I thought this was the end but IT IS NOT. Finally killed a boss and the game kept going. I was excited to play 007 but it's gotta wait.

Warm mornings and wet diapers hit so much different. Can literally smell pee when I wake up 🥴

The Big Diaper Weekend Bottoms :3

Interrogating myself (once again) as I take delirious glee from the NPCs in Saros losing their minds in the face of a perpetual eclipse

Last day of Big Diaper Weekend is back to doubles

Haven’t wet the outer layer yet, and this is how much I can close my legs.

New phone. No escape.

I’m hoping three layers and the belt can turn Big Diaper Weekend into a Big Baby Day at the least 🥴

Bank Holiday Weekend means Big Diaper Weekend. Sorry, I do make the rules.

I was changing after work and I really needed a few minutes of quiet time and rest (and a huffy boost for the weekend)…

I’ve been so starved of shorts and skirts weather that I’m considering ritually burning my sweatpants now we’re in touching distance of some actual warmth

I pushed this to 72 hours and stopped. Doing it during work hours feels a bit pointless if I'm just structuring it around breaks, and the novelty of crawling in the evenings really did wear off. Good data to help refine it though 👀

I knew if I made it to waking up, then I’d have increased this to over 36 hours. So after my morning chores I locked them back on for work. 🫠 With some luck it’ll be 48 hours mostly unable to stand.

I’ve spent the best part of the last 24 hours in spiked booties. Standing (and the ability to do things that require it) reliant on pre-arranged intervals only. Wasn’t even the plan but it’s so easy to just do one more session 🫠

I'm really enjoying watching Dylan's Playtime Adventures, but Dylan is a Dog, Ozzy is an Otter, Bitsy is a Bird, yet Daisy is allegedly a Cat. Either the alliteration is shattered, or she's actually an unknown animal beginning with D. Either annoys me. Thank you for your attention in this matter.

It has been a busy, uh, yeah, so today is bulky diapers and daytime footies

Mortal Kombat II is an absolute anomaly in terms of how I critique movies. Ghastly exposition, dodgy line delivery, bad jokes, distracting CGI, and then a thrown razor hat made me leap out of my seat because I cared about THE PLOT DEVELOPMENT. I had a great time and I can barely articulate why.

Leaking at 6pm because BDF wasn’t big enough? It’s not a reason to take a diaper off…

Trying to settle into Saros after playing almost nothing but Pokopia for nerly two months is, wheeeeeeeee. Jump, dodge, AND shoot? Sorry??? (I fudging LOVED Returnal though. I'm so here for more of this.)

Now unlocked: not sure what the fuss was even about 😏

Feeling pretty full considering the keys don’t unlock for a few more hours 😖

Daddy Mommy Big Brother Big Sister Babysitter Au Pair Housekeeper Nanny Uncle Aunt Cousin Little Brother Little Sister They all deserve time off from watching the baby, but for you, there are no breaks from supervision. There's always at least one of them willing to keep a baby in place.

Far far too diaper brained to find I’ve leaked through my plastic pants and wet my onesie. Diaper change 3 of 4 today 🫠

The ingredients for a re-educational late morning nap

BDF coming to a slightly early end thanks to appearance of Big Blorty Friday

Incredible domino effects as I put my phone into a very restricted mode for the afternoon, then soon after desperately need noise-cancelling headphones to get some work done meaning there's literally nothing but baby apps to listen to. A whole afternoon's writing powered by The Wiggles 😵‍💫

Spent the last four hours of the timer wanting out of this. When the keys unlocked then I didn’t want to take it off. 🫠

Today’s stupidity is triple diapers (from bed last night) now locked on until bed tonight.

A whole day in this has utterly melted my brain

Monday Stuffer Madness with a spiked cage and locking pants for work

I love when I get to shop in the kids section

Feeling very normal about this level of peekage

I needed this Messy Monday Cw: very stained