Woke up feeling so brain broken that I didn’t take the booties off to dress my bed or brush my teeth 🫠

Dad: I won’t be home for dinner My utterly cooked brain: ok

This week I’ve been putting the mittens and spiked booties keys in the timer safe at night. This morning I woke up 55 minutes early 🫠

Work was a very messy Monday so I’m glad my diaper decided to mirror it

Pissing double diapers and drawing CNC artwork and I will not stop

Think a lot of kiddos need to see this and realise that “cute” isn’t just about looks. It’s about how you act and express yourself, how you interact with your friends and how you respond to stuff. Anyone can be cute if they’re a good person, play nicely with others and have fun.

Over two weeks and I haven't changed this back. Every single day I think about removing the restrictions, yet find myself wiggling along despite the irritation. It's like getting huffy over a cry for help. 🫠

Waking up in mittens, booties, and yesterday’s diaper that went back on for bed 🥴

“You’ll have to peel this off my cold corpse” I tell the world, right before I take it off 😒

Big Diaper Monday 🔵 2 Diapers 🔵 1 ABU Power Up 🔵 1 Full Chastity Belt 🔵 1 Inability to walk straight

Rearranging a few things and deciding which nappies get the bifold for the shelf 🥰

I started journaling the things that were happening in Silksong and this morning so much crazy stuff happened over 2-3 hours that I needed it to slow down lol The level of delight, awe, and shock in this game is right there with Bloodborne, Breathe of the Wild, and Elden Ring for me.

Big cloth Diaper Friday :3

Plastic pants and cloth diaper is feeling a little bit perfect *and* I don’t need to change them for the first hour or two of work 😮‍💨

Diaper is big, and between it and the belt I’m feral horny for bed 🫠

Chores done; Biggish Diaper Tuesday starts!

You make one joke and Dad is dropping in chewy keys at 10 and an activity toy at 11

I wore a cute diaper to bed to try to soften the Monday mornings of it all, but I don’t think it worked 😭

I’m definitely settled into Silksong now as I just lost all of my rosaries to hubris

XXLs fitting over the chastity belt is so useful

If there’s a harder boss in this than navigating a crumbling eshop, then I’ll be amazed

This really backfires when you've been in wall to wall meetings, want some needed decompress time at 2pm, but Wheels on the Bus ain't gonna cut it

1 big, full diaper + 1 chastity belt + 1 work day = 1 very cooked brain

It might be Monday but I’m ready for preschool!

Big Diaper Frillsday

If you want your Alien Earth dessert then you have to have your Mittens and Barney vegetables first (featuring BDF)

This meme also applies me seeing Barbarian, Weapons, and Together in 10 days my LORD

Florence +tM dropping a new song while I’m in a new obsession with Gaga’s Disease and Abracadabra

Weapons made me want to Naruto run all of the way from the cinema to my house. Wild.

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A really easy way to demonstrate why you don’t belong in pull-ups

It feels crazy but the XXLs are actually a game changer when it comes to spending a few days with family. One of them even saved my ass when I ACTUALLY WET THE BED and woke up with nothing but a swollen crotch.

Ain’t nothing like the real thing: Baby.

There’s a whole sequence in the middle of the Fantastic Four where the visuals are stunning, the score is spitting fire, the characters dynamics flying, and the bad guys are actually threatening. It might be one of the best sequences Marvel have done, and if not ever, easily in the last 5 years.

How about an enormous diaper for 24/7 day? 24 hours without needing a change is a good start.

Genuinely thought there was nothing that would take Ozzy Osbourne down.

I’ve completely lost my baby brain and huffiness after it being so strong for a week, so just trying to brute force it back with the spikey cage (again)

I’ve been so tunnel-visioned into using M4s as the inner layer that I didn’t consider just wrapping it around something thicker for the aesthetic. Yesterday’s double diaper is also today’s.

Turns out the time it takes me to make a curry is roughly the length of We Lost and the three 'Une Vie...' songs from Expedition 33, and that's frankly chef's kiss

Double diapers continue. Spikes on my feet discourage walking far better than spikes on the cage discourage getting hard 😒

I’ve lost track of how many days I’ve had the spikey cage on, but I did sleep in for the first time last night. Woke up a mess; more double diapers followed.

spellcheck keeps telling me that 'buttcheeks' isn't a word, but 'butt cheeks' just conjures the wrong stuff. I will not cower to this.

Let’s talk about big diapers

The spiked cage is driving me insane, therefore, another day of spiked cage and double diapers

The last few days has seen a genuinely embarrassing baby brain takeover 🥴

Today is a return to the spiked cage and a double diaper

I just couldn’t take it off 😅

OH MY GOD I LOVED SUPERMAN

I woke up an hour early and watched baby TV before work, so I can’t tell if it was dumb or not

“I might not sleep very well in the full belt so let’s swap to the spiked cage” -my brain for some reason