I knew I shouldn’t have done this a day early as Wake Up Dead Man probably just smashed its way into third place

For absolutely no reason Three favourite games* of the year: 1. CO: Expedition 33 2. Silksong 3. Absolum Movies*: 1. Superman 2. Weapons 3. Predator Badlands/Thunderbolts Wrestled the critical merits of Exp 33 vs Silksong over and over for top spot, yet Superman just made brain go brrr most

Not quite the Stranger Things chill snack I had planned

Big diaper. No way out.

Big diaper > baby brain > big diaper > baby brain > big diaper

My bed stricter bedtime for the Christmas break has seen a lot of mittens mornings, sometimes as much as 3 hours before I’ve gotten out. 😩

Playing 4 player Mario Kart that includes Dad, and I have no idea how I’ve swallowed so many swears bursting to get out

I've been feral for forced toddlerhood lately, and between my baby food challenge, wide-ranging parental controls, and a crazy baby brain, I'm feeling like my adulthood might collapse in on itself for a Big Baby Holiday once work breaks. I'm in touching distance and I don't know what will happen.

Slept in my belt, diaper, mittens and booties for the first time in a week and I was so feral I then woke up 50 minutes before the keys unlocked 🥴

It’s a Big Baby Diaper Monday

Mentally I'm on annual leave for Christmas but I'm being sent the stupidest stuff to deal with it, and it's hell. Has no one heard of January.

Getting crushed by the authentic lifestyle toddler feelings at 9:30 when daddy switches off the TV and tells me it’s bedtime 🫠

Good morning, everyone! A friend of mine has been arrested after a repair technician falsely reported her saved stash of ABDL Media as images of child abuse. Legal fees are going to be an extreme pain and she can use all the support, financial and emotional, that she can get. gofund.me/50ca6b0e4

Postman commenting on my bright socks means he must have seen the bulge of this thing despite my best efforts 💀

A voice in my head called for Big Diaper Wednesday, and I couldn’t refuse (it might be too thick for one work day 😖)

I always get the STUPIDEST diaper stash anxiety over the Christmas break and I've just ordered diapers that I barely have the space for Doubling my fluid intake starting now

METROID DAY HJHFJKLHGLFJKHG

Baby brain feels like it's waning after a strong couple of weeks. In order to stop myself pushing against parental control boundaries at work, I'm doubling down and forcing myself to listen to Barney just to see if it drags me back. I've become my own worst enemy in trapping myself. 🫠

I’m absurdly baby brained, I want a new goal, and regrets are hot. This December I’m eating a jar of baby food every single day.

I’ve developed a habit of listening to baby songs while working my big boy job, and big boy songs while drawing in my playpen. Perfectly balanced.

First this Airbnb was like “dogs must be potty trained” and then it was like “diapers in the sanitary bin only” PICK A LANE

Started the day watching Bear again, while waiting for the keys to unlock.

Tonight’s bedtime attire is: One full chastity belt. Spiked booties Mittens Today’s underused wet diaper Two extra boosters

We’ve just watched John Wick 3. 24 hours on this earth and he’s seen the whole gamut.

Introducing my new puppy buddy to Bear!

Greatly enjoying Yotei. (Am I weak to a woman who is a friend to animals and a menace to men? Yes.)

After a break from Locktober, my parental blocks for YouTube and Spotify are back on. I’ve cleared the ‘disgruntled acceptance’ hump and now I’m fully blown cooked by baby entertainment again 🫠

Three double diaper days in a row should be a hint I’m very diaper brained

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Overreached with yesterday’s big diaper so I’ll try again today- once I get through the Megamax first. 😵‍💫

Woke up horny, and knowing the urge to poop wasn’t far off. Changed quickly and made some decisions before sense took over.

Funny how the “I don’t know if I’ll wet through all of this before bedtime” days are often the “you leaked at dinner” days

In a year of too many very very good video games to play, Dispatch really snuck in to join the club. Eat those twinks.

Blaming @fluffydog.bsky.social and @lokipup.bsky.social for pureeing my dinner because it’s easier than accepting personal responsibility

I got to cum Monday night but my baby and diaper brain is back in full force 🫠

I need to change. I’m too diaper-brained to change.

Can't believe they've made a movie about my daily brain struggles

Successful BDF 😮‍💨

Getting a head start on BDF. Large Simple Ultra with two diapers underneath 🥴

Didn’t expect round two of locking mittens to involve avoiding a catastrophic leak from a soaked cloth diaper until the safe opened 😩

Put two ABU boosters in an M4 because I wanted a big striped bottom, but the tapes really don’t like the heft 😔

Sleeping in mittens and booties again after a short break. Locked the keys in a timer safe. Woke up half an hour early. Nothing to do except be an iPad baby. 🫠

It filled up so nicely that I have to try this next with more layers and more time 😮‍💨

Trying a large Simple Ultra as the outer layer of choice for today’s BDF

I've beaten two difficult S1lksong bosses while within the last 5 minutes of my daily screentime and I don't know what to do with this information

This restaurant has given me the strongest cocktail ever.i can see through time and space. I’m filling up an empty stomach with fries like my life depends on it.

Trying to go about my day as a good cuck but I guess I gotta try even harder

Woke up and couldn’t bear working in anything less than doubles

Never want to see a big flying insect throw things at me with olympic precision ever again

The downside of being a masochist is I don't know if the Coral Tower in Silksong has stopped being fun yet. My swearing devolving into inhuman, gutteral noises of frustration might be a sign though.