It’s time for Ramsdale I am BEGGING YOU, Edward. #nufc

What a pathetic bunch of choke artists yet again. #nufc

Did Pep put a curse on Bruno the other day? #nufc

Its a thin line between love and hate and this club makes me ride it every fucking week at the moment.

Hall, Woltemade and Elanga now. Are we waiting to go 3-1 down? We’re already losing ffs. Change it.

The longer Gordon’s hair the shitter he is. Like a reverse Samson. Someone pin him down and clip it please. #nufc

Gordon is such a fanny. Put your foot in! Sometimes you get clattered but you need to do it. #nufc

Still reeling from the Stanford report on Brexit. Reduced GDP by up to 8% and investment by as much as 18%. The UK Treasury would have £40 billion more each year if Britain had remained in the EU. Devastating self-immolation.

If the jolly green giant is pushed over by an ewok then something has gone wrong there hasn’t it. Soft cunts. #nufc

Big thing today is we made chances for Woltemade. More of that and he will put them away. #nufc

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Right we’ve gone defensive. I might need to watch ‘What if Aragorn took the ring’ on YouTube or my head will fall off. #nufc

Being a Toon fan is trying to enjoy the good performance but knowing how sad you are going to feel when the other team eventually score. #nufc

I think we are still probably gonna get beaten but this MUCH better. #nufc

Absolute precious flowers this City team like. #nufc

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Only plus point I can see is that when we come back we can get Hall in for Burn, Ramsdale in for Pope and Ramsey in for Joelinton but the soft lad probably won’t. What’s the point? #nufc

100% on Howe this. Absolute madness from him. He had enough warning. His marriage to players is killing us. #nufc

I love Dan Burn. He's not a left-back. He's been booked. That should have been a penalty. Lewis Hall is on the bench and fit enough to play half an hour. For fuck's sake, make the change. #nufc

WHY IS BURN STILL ON? Can we try something different I’m begging you! #nufc

We look so much better with Ramsey on. Gives us a much faster flow and attacking intent. #nufc

Which ever coach is mainly in charge of our passing please take them out back and Old Yeller them. #nufc

Gordon and Joe are killing us here #nufc

How do you curl a header like that? Gorgeous. #nufc

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Abysmal performance, hard to believe we were leading at one point 🤦‍♂️ A lot of questions to answer or it's going to be a very long season..mentality, tactics, individual performances - the lot 🤷‍♂️ #NUFC | #WHUNEW

Unforgivable. Players need dropping and Eddie Howe needs asking some very uncomfortable questions he might not have the answer to. #nufc

This is the shittest thing I’ve ever seen. #nufc

This has been total Bruceball from a much more expensively assembled and handsomely paid squad. Atrocious. I'm very concerned about this season now. Dogshit. #nufc

I hope the away fans give them a right verbal hiding after this. #nufc

Nah this is absolutely unacceptable. There needs to be consequences. #nufc

Can we all at least agree as a fan base and a club to never play in this fucking green kit ever again. #nufc

Gordon needs to sort his shit out. Premier League performances have been unacceptable. #nufc

It wouldn’t be so infuriating if it wasn’t so predictable. #nufc

WHY HAS HE PUNCHED THAT!!!!!????!!! #nufc

We are getting nowt from this ref today people. Prepare for annoyance. #nufc

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I think we must be the most frustrating team in the league. Not good enough. #nufc

I don’t want this ref anywhere near another Newcastle match. He genuinely appears suspicious. #nufc

Wake up you fucking useless pricks! #nufc

Our (fit) full backs are such a problem #nufc

Becky Langley has been a transformative figure as #NUFC women’s head coach. From juggling 2 jobs, players paying to play, washing the team’s kit at night, eating at 11pm, to back to back promotions, going full-time, Becky has overseen huge change & brought huge success to the club. A history-maker.

Yet to beat any half decent teams yet. #nufc

It’s gonna be a rough ride until we get Tino and Hall back like. Not enough been made of losing both our young first choice full backs like. #nufc

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45'+2' Goal!! We are finally ahead. A break down the left hand side gets sent into the box for Oona Sevenius to tuck home on the second attempt!! 1-0 Newcastle!! #NUFC #NUWFC #NUFCWomen

Woltemessi! #NUFC

Soft pen but after Ti o against PSG two season ago I am calling for everything in Europe. #nufc