This is cool! I’ve traveled more than 831 billion miles since I was born! cosmic-odometer.vercel.app

Thanx to @jefftiedrich.bsky.social for this!

Another deranged conservative loser throws a tantrum. My, the modern GOP sure seems to attract a lot of losers, particularly among guys. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/28/u...

“You can’t walk in with guns,” Mr. Trump told reporters as he departed the White House for a speech in Iowa on Tuesday. “You can’t do that,” he added. Yep, that should satisfy the NRA :). I wonder how long it will take this moron to alienate every constituency in the country?

Caroline Leavitt trying to distance Trump from the murder of Alex Pretti after initially going with the "he's a terrorist" nonsense shows that she has no decency, no honor, and no morals. If she had any of those, she would've resigned. What a fucking prick. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/26/u...

“He wanted to be helpful, to help humanity and have a career that was a force of good in the world.” I doubt there’s a single person in Trump’s senior team who has that ethos. Which is fracking pathetic. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/24/u...

From today’s @pkrugman.bsky.social subscriber email: …the people running the federal government — Trump, Miller, Noem, Bovino and more — are monsters. It has been equally obvious that ICE and the Border Patrol are now filled with sadistic thugs. ==== Yep, that sums it up

From Borowitz: [Bessent] uncorked a gob-smacker for the ages: “The national emergency is avoiding a national emergency.” …a subsequent guest on the show …sneered, “Now we’re declaring emergencies to prevent emergencies?” ======= You know things are bad when Rand Paul is on your side 😆

What?!? You mean the Trump administration might be lying to us?!? Shocked, I am. Shocked and appalled. Not. I'm glad I didn't vote for him either time. Else I might be spending all my time washing the blood of ordinary people off my hands. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/us...

The self-centered pricks leading MAGA are defending individual choice while taking the nation into hell. Can we ensure only the idiot MAGA leaders and their enablers will be devastated by or die from these diseases? I’d be fine with that. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/23/h...

With all that’s happened recently, if you think this President is the one for you, I feel very, very sorry for you. Because you’re likely a moron, a delusional paranoid or both.

You can identify a delusional paranoid, or a moron by how they explain away everything, by shifting their story to an uncorroborated arena. Noem is a moron and a delusional paranoid. Here’s hoping she gets her butt and hair extensions kicked back to South Dakota. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/18/u...

I regret that I only have two fingers to give for my country 😆!

“the state-sponsored murders will continue until morale improves” Fracking horrifying but funny as hell! Another great Tiedrich write up!

If only… 😀

From G. Elliot Morris: Trump and his supporters do not believe in …the legitimacy of the opposition. Members of the MAGA tribe are authoritarian in their wielding of power…They believe in the unrestricted use of military power. And their leader is a liar and a cheater… Yea, verily!

Worth reading. And I hope to hell those stalwart Fox et al viewers get the shock of their lives this November. open.substack.com/pub/gelliott...

Why indeed are his doctors and aides testing his cognitive capabilities so frequently? open.substack.com/pub/heatherc...

CBS is apparently sending out tons of DMCA takedown orders for that pulled 60 Minutes segment. Here’s a link, courtesy of Senator Cory Booker, that still works. youtu.be/jiehEMlNiCI?...

This xenophobia is terrible and terribly unAmerican. I keep being disgusted by this kind of animalistic behavior. I thought we were better than this. I guess we’re not. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/u...

It sure would be nice if we could get out from under always having to support those red state right wing welfare queens who are taking us all straight to hell. wapo.st/44bxe6G

This is both irrelevant given all the other evils perpetrated by the Trump administration and obscene. www.npr.org/2025/12/06/g...

The GOP can spin last night all they want as a "win", but a 13-point shift to the Dems in a +22 Trump district is making them shit enough bricks to rebuild the East Wing.

Sadly, it’d probably work

Burn, GOP, burn! “The fact that a rural Tennessee district ended up just a high-single-digits win for Republicans should be a five-alarm fire for the party ahead of the 2026 midterms.”

The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"

The first rule of low-turnout special elections is you do NOT talk about low-turnout special elections.

Y’all talked too much about the TN-7 race, turned it high salience, juiced turnout, and wrecked Dems’ chances of sneaking in a win.

One can always make money off morons… When a business detects a customer is a Trumpanzee, they should raise their prices 25% and assure them they’re actually lower 😆😆😆😆 www.nytimes.com/2025/12/02/u...

You don’t get to pick. That’s the whole damn point of the rule of law.

A new post by a Republican state Senator in Indiana, saying she will "not cave" on redistricting as she shares that she was just the target of a pipe bomb threat to due "DC political pundits."

Trump continually overturns the decisions of American citizen juries. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/29/n...

If we want to uphold even a shred of our true American values, we cannot grant any leadership role to the Republican Party until it has radically cleansed itself of the evil, lying and villainous people who currently dominate it. open.substack.com/pub/heatherc...

[P] goddammit

Shocked I am! That Trumpanzees would not realize they’ve been played by foreign actors 😆😆😆 www.santacruzsentinel.com/2025/11/25/x...

This is a great idea!