Logging on just to say I am playing Hollow Knight for the first time and these guys can GET IN THE BIN

Peppa Pig - do they continually snort the entire series long???

Good reporters don’t just blindly post quotes without interrogating them first.

The most heterosexual accessories, ranked: 1: Sunglasses, but only on head 2: Apple Watch 3: Tesla

There is something so depressing about adults using the term ‘on a school night’. Unless you’re referring to your kids, you have been FREE from that burden for decades!!!!

My most hated commenter is the one who says ‘never heard of this person’ ‘who is this person’ ‘never heard of this person before today’. Ok sorry you are not the central character of life

Good for Mikey (well deserved) but crushed for Demi who deserved it more

My legs have grown depression hair not seen since the period of March-December 2020

Stopped following DeuxMoi. It’s just TMZ by another name, and more insidious about it

I’ve become obsessed with this Bluey fanpage on FB that spouts meaningless parenting drivel accompanied by cursed AI imagery

Whenever an actress looks super tall onscreen she is a thousand percent 5’6 in real life

Standing at the bus stop and someone has put a little American flag in a pile of dog shit

“That’s tits!” needs to come back

There’s something so embarrassing about saying ‘it slaps.’ I can’t explain why, but I feel this deep in my soul

I used to mock parents who would post their toddler’s inspirational quotes on twitter, but now I have one, they truly do oscillate between unintentional profoundness and drinking their own pissy bath water

Discovered the true first circle of hell which are two very, very sick parents trying to look after a raging preschooler

There is never a ‘good’ time to watch Emilia Perez.

My preschooler is worryingly obsessed with any villain in a fictional story, even the boring ones, like the bureaucrat in The Iron Giant whose name is ‘Kent’

In honor of David Lynch, we must all fix our hearts or die.

GOD I fucking HATE minor inconveniences >:(

My kid just called himself ‘a little farty guy’

You can’t trust anyone who says ‘feck’

Kids’ toys these days are insane man

Found this weird toy at my parents’ house. Is this from a movie or is it some non-licensed dollar store nonsense?

Taught my son to say “I have big feelings” instead of screaming while he’s emotional, but now he just screams I HAVE BIG FEELINGS lol

Let’s retire ‘on my bingo card’ in December 2024. Everything is chaos, nothing is written, nobody plays bingo

The people who were let go at Ubisoft today were wickedly smart, generous, and deeply hardworking. Any company would be lucky to have them, I was so lucky to work with them.

Driving anywhere but the USA now feels insane to me, like the roads everywhere else are made for ants

After a 15 hour flight with my two-year-old I do actually think I would choose teleportation even if there is a 1% chance I would turn into The Fly

It almost broke up my marriage, but it was worth it!

I constantly get addicted to card games that I am simply too stupid to ever get good at

One person can only consume so much Wicked movie marketing

I can purchase ONE. Metaphor: ReFantazio or Dragon Age: The Veilguard?

People being upset Silent Hill 2 wasn’t nominated for GOTY at The Game Awards: welcome to enjoying horror, regardless of medium! Awards shows always pretend horror is a lower form of entertainment undeserving of mainstream accolades. It sucks!

Very stoked to see Humberly Gonzalez nab a Game Awards nomination for her performance in Star Wars Outlaws. She brought Kay to such vibrant life, a true gift to that game.

So this is where all the best deep cuts from Twitter went

I’m back. What’s good?

I have had a profound religious experience and I am hearby converting to the church of Ms Rachel

This Australia vs France game is filling me with the kind of raw anxiety that makes me wonder how people can watch sport fulltime

My waxer saw Barbie with her teenage sons and said ‘I think they came out of it with more of an understanding of me’ and I think that’s just lovely.

Just saw a cop car in a massive hurry, sirens on, get blocked by a driverless car whose programming thought it was getting pulled over?! A true San Francisco Moment

Teething is a total evolutionary flaw. No excuse for it. It should have been fixed, same as having periods

Basically heaved with laughter throughout

wait, no gifs on bluesky means NO laughing reaction gifs of the mom from that 70s show, OR the jennifer lawrence-looking lady spitting water, OR the goodfellas one incels love. maybe this is a feature, not a bug

How long do you have to be on here to get invite codes for friends?

Hate how Covid tricks you into thinking it’s over, then does its surprise shitty encore like, day 6

need Lydia Tár on here