Who’s the Mexican lad who looks like Francis Bourgeois?

Glad to see the US flag getting booed at the Azteca

Not really up there with Nessun Dorma, is it, Guetta, you tit. #worldcup

"Some people are on the pitch, they're out on penalties again..."

BBC iPlayer have set up a 24/7 channel called Classic World Cup Games, if any England fans wants to dampen their pre-tournament optimism with constant reminders of how dreadfully shit we’ve been for pretty much my entire lifetime.

Is it just me or is anyone else expecting to get a news alert on their phone any day now saying Trump has suffered a massive heart attack (or similar) and died?

Paranod Androd

Doesn’t look like I won the Omaze prize draw then, ffs

Mental. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Sorry lads, but it’s not coming home. Again. #england #threelions

#arsenal theweek.com/arsenal/5835...

#localelections comment of the day from my mates’ whatsapp group where we’re all dithering about which progressive option to choose and what has the best chance of not opening the door to Reform at a national level

What I want to know is what’s in his backpack 🤔

Really don’t get this argument that Carrick shouldn’t get the United job because he’s unproven in the Champions League. 1. Who else is gettable who is proven in the UCL? 2. Does winning the UCL as a senior player under arguably the greatest manager of all time not count for anything? #mufc

Just saw that Argylle Street video. Imagine waking up hungover and realising you did that last night

Just seen the BST Hyde Park lineups for this year. Highlights include: Pitbull, Maroon 5, Garth Brooks, and… wait for it… Mumford & Sons. Someone is surely trolling the country

340,000,000 Americans as their fascist President threatens to commit war crimes and genocide.

Happy Mediocre Thursday to all who celebrate!

Not sure i’ve ever done as big an eye-roll as I did a moment ago when the friendly looking man on BBC Breakfast informed us that Trainspotting is being made into a musical

Charles and Eddy - Would I Lie to You #totp

Might start an instagram account of songs i’d thankfully forgotten about/i wish i’d never been reminded of

I have now been subject to Return to Innocence by Enigma on a TV commercial. No further comment at this time.

This morning I had the misfortune of hearing All That She Wants by Ace of Bass whilst on hold to some dreadful domestic appliance retailer. Same fucking problem all day now.

Must say i am SHOCKED that BrewDog’s “investors” have been fleeced and walk away with nothing. It’s almost like it was an elaborate and morally questionable marketing scheme cooked up to make fans pay in advance for an undisclosed amount of “free” beer

So what happens when the majority of Americans want regime change at home and can’t wait for the midterms to not happen in November?

Trump has done an interview with The Sun, because of course he has

What kind of world do we live in where the elected leader of the world’s biggest superpower invades other countries at will and also thinks it’s ok to wear a fucking baseball cap when he’s telling everyone about it

Well this is totally normal. Have you tried turning it off and back on again?

Things i’ve learned after nearly 30 years living in London: Always keep your keys in your pocket, not your work bag. If you can’t do that because you wear a suit, get a new job. Also never put letters in your work bag, thinking “i’ll read that tomorrow.”.

Currently eating supermarket sushi with a fork, if anyone’s interested in how my day’s going

Had forgotten about this until i opened Bluesky a minute ago and now it’s started again ffs. Quite possibly up there with some of the worst music ever committed to tape.

Had the misfortune of hearing M-People’s One Night in Heaven earlier and now can’t get it out of my head. Fucking bastards.

I imagine Labour could possibly win the next election if they made it about Brexit and committed to rejoining the EU without another referendum. It’s probably the only tactic which could save them so of course they won’t do it.

Here’s a question: Why don’t we all call it Hool, like wool, instead of Hull like skull?

Wonder how pissed off that hair lad is this evening. Still, another 12 games left before next season kicks off.

Hearing Michela Strachan wanging on about how great and fun and CRAZY her career has been is not what I want to hear when I’ve been wide awake since 3am

Highly surprising that top Republicans have described Kristi Noem as “amateurish”, particularly when you look at her background: millercenter.org/kristi-noem-...

After Suella Braverman's defection, 12.5% of Reform UK MPs have been photographed stepping on a guide dog

Shout out to all the Minnesotan Republicans saying “i didn’t vote for this”. Er, yes you did.

Also pistol whipped before being shit. Fuck this.

Have been staying off social media and trying not to watch the news because it stresses me out. Fuck that. Don’t stay silent. Silence is how this all happens. We’ve been here before.

Whilst it’s all going to shit in Minneapolis you should listen to this fantastic song and watch this fantastic video by my dear friend who is there right now watching it all unravel on his front doorstep. Fuck ICE. Fuck Trump. God bless America. youtu.be/7YMWZAL5krU?...

Here’s another hot take: Oasis - lots of fun but a dreadful band in general. Listen to Wonderwall again and try not to cringe.

Just watched Prince destroying the Brit Awards, 2006 and the gaggle of no-marks the camera pans to neatly summarise what a cultural tundra those years were: Joss Stone, K-T Tunstall, Will Young. Tbf Stoney could sing a bit

Christmas Day, 2025. Espita, Yucatan.

This and the current situation in the US is frankly terrifying. Makes it all the more important we resist Reform UK with all our might, right here in the United Kingdom. We do not want this to happen here.

My local and favourite pub in London is fucked metro.co.uk/2026/01/15/i...

Who would have thought that Robert Jenrick was a total prick, eh? Definitely no signs of that previously