Just passed George Clarke on the stairs coming out of the District & Circle at King’s Cross. Must say he didn’t look particularly amazed by any of the spaces, in fact I could go as far to say he looked thoroughly pissed off but that would be speculation.

I distinctly remember the “immigrants are eating swans from royal parks” thing Farage is banging on about from a satire I read years ago. Anyone know what it might be? I’m leaning towards a Will Self possibly

Presumably this is all part of an elaborate plan to have people with autism interned in labour camps working for the state, concocted by a man whose knowledge of autism extends to having seen Rain Man once in the late 1980s and didn’t understand what was going on but thought it was a cute movie

Watching Moana with my daughter. Glad to see Tia Carrera has finally got that follow-up gig after Wayne’s World

September 21st 🤨

Waiting for the “LED BY DONKEYS CHARGED UNDER TERRORISM ACT” headline www.bbc.com/news/article...

Is there a more degrading experience known to man than a delayed Ryanair flight to Luton?

Shameful. Definitely didn’t vote Labour for this

Amazing how the sight of a single team can make weeks of preseason optimism vanish in seconds #mufc

15 minutes into Gladiator 2 and it’s shaping up to be dreadful already

Says a man who’s definitely never ever ever never never made a foolish or inflammatory statement, let alone and foolish AND inflammatory statement

Blagged a freebie to see Stevie at Hyde Park. Big news on site is that apparently ELO have pulled out of tomorrow because Jeff Lynn has broken his hand

Odds in it blowing up/crashing and burning quite high

Charli XCX. Doesn’t sing. Shakes a very mediocre arse.

EZRA COLLECTIVE: GREAT FUCKING BAND

Was that mean?

Just blocked some nobhead Self Esteem fan because he said all my #glastonbury posts are really negative and i should “chin up”. Yes, that’s the point you tool, I have taste and standards. This is dross

I would rather sit in silence than listen to another second of Self Esteem #glastonbury

This is dreadfukl. #glastonbury

Lou Reed isn’t dead. He’s in Alanis Morrisette’s backing band

The only good thing about 2025 is the total disregard the youth of today have for bras #glastonbury

He must be a bit warm in that tracky top and black jeans #glastonbury

And just as i say that they do a song that’s not terribly shit

I also have no idea how Franz Ferdinand got so big. A textbook example of one of those very mediocre mid 00s bands that got way more popular than they should have. Daft Punk remix? Fuck off #glastonbury

Ugh. Look at that crowd. All so middle class and white and dressed in ASOS. Does ASOS have a “festival” section yet, because it fucking looks like it? #glastonbury

Supergrass. Now they’re a proper band #glastonbury

Just tuned into BBC’s #glastonbury coverage in time to see Lorde dramatically enunciating “Have you got the stones?” like it was the most profound line ever committed to song 🙄

Glad to see the Glastonbury weather has started on time

Well this is definitely HIGHLY responsible journalism www.vice.com/en/article/w...

Seems i don’t need to go to whatever festival is on at Victoria Park tonight because i can hear it all perfectly through my window a mile away. Bah humbug

Reform UK Party Chairman. Deeply serious people.

These people think Confederate generals who led thousands of men to their deaths in an armed insurrection to preserve slavery deserve sympathetic consideration of their complex motivations, while protestors who think ICE is getting a bit grabby deserve to get kicked in the head by a police horse.

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Any news on when Putin’s invading Finland?

Oh mate. Pipe down and sort your collar out. #bbcqt

This

Just had to sign up for a Lifetime of Discovery+ spam to avoid listening to Richard Keys’ half-time analysis

Why the fuck we insist on sucking the fisherman’s fucking smelly scabby cocks whilst selling the creative industries down the river, fuck knows. It’s not like the creative industries account for nearly 12x the percentage of GDP as the fishing industry.

I’m at that stage of The Walking Dead where i’m wondering if the brightness function on my TV has broken

Palace. Marvellous stuff

2 week wait for a GP appointment. Ay caramba. Hopefully won’t still be unwell by then.

This.

This is horrendous www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Thanks, BBC 🙄

He’s a real threat from deep

Love how it’s framed as a “huge” tariff reduction, down from 27.5% to 10%. No mention whatsoever of that figure being literally pulled out of someone’s arse a matter of days ago. If the 27.5% hasn’t even been implemented, we’ve accepted a 10% tariff, not got rid of 17.5% of an imaginary sum.

Field is apparently “wide open” in the Pope Stakes this afternoon. Should put a bet on

Commentator’s just called him Yamine Lamal. Glad it’s not just me then

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