oliver honey im gonna hold you hand when i say this. 🤝 you can strap me down and pry my eyelids open and i will roll my eyes to the back of my head so i dont have to watch that show

Microdosing my coworkers with socialism by saying we should get actual lunch breaks and not just “eat when we can”

Time flies when you’re half an hour late to work

Still not over a certain writer/producer claiming “realism” only a few episodes after a character survived her throat being cut😒

I need more buck & chris hangouts they’re so cute😭😭 that’s literally his son

Your English Teacher And Your Gym Teacher Are Getting Married 🧨 #911onABC #EddieDiaz #RyanGuzman #EvanBuckley #OliverStark #Buddie #Ryliver

Trying to read in the living room but my roommates dog is making the most REPULSIVE noises ever eating her own ass😭😭

Dad: *fantasizing about Tr*mp dying in prison* Mom: honey you have to let go of that dream (meaning Tr*mp’ll never see jail time) Dad: I won’t!!! I’ll never let go of that dream!

My mom cancelled paramount+ because “they bent the knee to trump” and I adore her moral code but I had JUST started a Star Trek rewatch 😭

I’d die for another full moon ep or a bottle ep this season

If season 9 of 911 doesn’t open like season 4 of supernatural I don’t want it

I need help getting over misophonia 😭😭 Bc like my friends chewing is driving me fucking insane but what am I supposed to do about it???😭

Killed a roach all by myself ᶠᵘˡˡʸ ᵇʳᵒᵏᵉ ᶦⁿᵗᵒ ᵗᵉᵃʳˢ ᵃᶠᵗᵉʳ ᵇᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ’ˢ ᵒᵏ 😀👍🏻

The couch on “um, actually” looks horribly uncomfortable

The children yearn for glee

They’re about to kiss

Gain commercial using the word “scentmates” …. Idk something about he omegaverse

Me holding back a fun fact bc I’m in a bad mood and don’t want to talk more than just the fun fact and I know I’ll have to if I open that door🫩

Tom Welling is your favorite Superman’s favorite Superman

If the comic bro argument for revealing costumes on female heroes* is she gETs hEr pOwER FRom THE SuN then why does superman wear a full jumpsuit?🤨

ravi main s9 bobby main s9 eddie main s9 thank you for coming to my ted talk

How to post one of those “😔😢✋🏻 don’t hmu” things in a not cringe way

I’m so interested on the gender makeup of asexual people but like where tf am I supposed to find data for that😭😭

The power flickering every time it even kinda storms is starting feel a little…

Coworker just said Materialists is better than Sinners??

It’s always the “no omg gay people can just be friends we need more FRIENDSHIP” people who are the quickest to turn a straight friendship romantic smh YOU ARE THE PROBLEM

On a similar note it should have illegal for friends to ask “are you okay” with zero context Bc like okay about what??? The state of the world? My job? What has been making you think I’m not okay bc the answer will vary

She got back with him 🚬🫩

There’s nothing better than reading a good fic going to the author’s page and finding out they wrote a fav that you’d lost

“Theres been no version of spiderman where his life isn’t a fucking mess” -my dad

Think about when I was watching a horror movie w/ an ex* talking abt how horror is always disproportionately violent to women and he was like “let’s just watch the movie”** :/

Ppl who start/bring up twt discourse or twt like discourse (on twt or elsewhere) are genuinely so annoying Have they tried idk being normal? Maybe having a regular thought? Perhaps even a critical one?

Me when I isolate myself and then I’m actually isolated 🤡

Should I apply to be a 911 dispatcher in the city I’m moving to?

Every few days/weeks I have a new “damn I really am ace” moment and crash out a lil 🥸

Told my sister it was weird to call a baby “it” but she countered with “it’s not like it has a gender, it hasn’t even gained consciousness” and I can’t rly argue w/ that logic

Used a vid of a mom cat calling her baby to lure in a stray kitten in my back yard and it worked wonders* but we didn’t catch them so I feel evil like I was teasing them with the possibility of their mom 😭😭

With lily tino being talked about again I just want to remind everyone that no matter how much you hate a trans person their pronouns are still valid It’s still misgendering You still have to call lily tino by she/her You still have to call other trans ppl who are a bad person by their pronouns

It should be illegal for coworkers to ask “are you ok?”

Saw this on insta and was shocked to find most the comments were that’s so hot” and “this healed me”* etc. and not bros such an untalented failure he has to cling to the coattails of a transphobe to get jobs**

Watched a YouTube short* of Gamechanger which was immediately followed by an ad for an erection pill with the opening line “this is a game changer”

Had to break it to my sister that thinking “that’s just how everyone is” about demisexuality is probably something she should look at more closely

My sister says some of the funniest shit ever but I can’t ever share it bc I fear she would get locked up😭

I need every man on earth to explode

If he stood that close to me or talked that animatedly towards me I’d simply pass away

Keeping up a steady stream of man-hating so my friend doesn’t get back with her ex*

Shauna shipman edit to man of the year

I love working in a library but I also hate it bc my coworkers see everything I put on hold😭😭

I can never be the “degree in the arts” sibling bc my oldest sister’s degree is in theatre and my middle sister just got her master of fine arts😔

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