Starting my first book of the year - and it’s a beast!

Just finished ‘The Birdcage’ 🥰 170 films watched in total in 2025 🎬 boxd.it/cfPQV

Just over 1 hour left until I log off the work laptop, and that’s me done until next Wednesday! You will mostly find me rotting on the sofa, and chatting shit here 😂

31.12.2024 vs 31.12.2025

I’m enjoying this Xmas gooch

Very excited for ‘The Odyssey’ especially as 2025 was the year I discovered EPIC and read The Odyssey book. It has a lot to live up to….!!! open.spotify.com/playlist/3Hv...

My will to work? Harvested.

Tonight we are watching a FILM NOIR

My 2025 year in books 🤓 📚 #booksky #goodreads Check out my profile on Goodreads! www.goodreads.com/user/show/17...

Don’t call this the December gooch, we’re all h-rny enough as it is!

Back to work today! Reader note - I have not said “I’m working today” 😏

It doesn’t look this good IRL

Naomi Scott is SO GOOD in SMILE 2 😁

I’m a Pringle nibbler

More movies need penis in them

This time last year….!!!

Hope everyone’s had a nice day and having a nice chilled evening 🥰 I’m all caught up on RHOSLC and will start the new RHOBH tomorrow 🤙🏻

Woke up at 4am, had a w*nk, went back to sleep. Merry Boxing Day! 🥊

Might start Stranger Things season 5 this evening 👀

LOOK WATCHA DID YA LITTLE JERK

Happy Birthday Jesus xoxo hope all who celebrate have a fabulously gay day!

DIE HARD time! 🎅🏻

I am working today 😃 I have 4 out of my team of 37 with me 😂 keep me entertained please 😬

Cherry knocking, knock-down ginger, knock-a-door run, or something else…?

Last office day of 2025 🥳

Never needed a version of ‘Woman Like Me’ WITHOUT THE FEATURE more than we need it right now!!! #LittleMix

Underrated Xmas album

Wanted something new so giving “Anna and the Apocalypse” a go 🎄

WHERE MY BACKGROUND SINGERS!!??

Can someone explain to me why film posters say “only” when saying ‘only in theatres’ 🤔 I’ve never understood 😅

If I said I want your body, would you hold it against me?

Not moving - all welcome to join!

The kids are alright. 🥹 👏

150 films (so far) this year 🎉

‘Merry Christmas Baby’ by Kelly Clarkson is one of my favourite Xmas songs!!

Josh O’Connor, Lily Allen, & Andrew Dismukes in new SNL promo.

Seen someone on TT complaining about gay relationship representation in media then doubling down saying “you’re born into your ethnicity but your sexuality you get to choose” like how do people believe this in 2025!!?!?!?!!??!! 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

Seen someone on TT complaining about gay relationship representation in media then doubling down saying “you’re born into your ethnicity but your sexuality you get to choose” like how do people believe this in 2025!!?!?!?!!??!! 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

An hour into ‘Oh. What. Fun.’ and it’s not at all funny? 😕

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Sunday afternoon film: NOW YOU SEE ME ✨

A thread of things straight cis white men think are gay, number one: reading a book

Heated seats are a gift for Sunday morning gyming

Remember when UK Christmas adverts peaked? ✌🏻

Just put on RED ONE 🎄 any good? 👀

Extraordinary Merry Christmas by Glee Cast is a certified festive banger 🎄

It took me ✨into my 30’s✨ to realise the Santa Mommy was seen kissing was….the Dad 🤪

Gym dick

Tonight’s movie: the Family Stone 💍

Just spent around 2 hours wrapping gifts for my team. I cannot stress this enough: I fucking hate wrapping gifts!!!!