you have GOT to try these without toasting them it will literally change your life

i think its crazy that eggo waffles taste way better when still frozen they should make boxes that come with like 16x more waffles so i can eat 100 frozen waffles in one sitting and die like a dog

you guys are not going to believe what just happened to me

we had TEN professional slop chefs taste test every storebought frozen boxed GUNK that we could find, these were the results..

hmmm today is my birthday. i am going to eat 100 spoonfuls of dirt in celebration. dont even try to stop me

i promise your vrchat thirst traps would be way hotter and get maybe way more likes if you would just turn on depth of field. if you cant even pull focus how the hell are you gonna pull that furry booth babe you want so bad

i think its stupid that we only get two sets of teeth, i loved having fun pulling out my baby teeth when i was a kid i wish i could pull out my teeth and grow them back forever

happy 2026

i was so naughty this year saint nick came down the chiminey 3 hours late and walloped me with his big sack i fuckignf hate chrismas

i cant stop thinking about wet bread soup i need someone to help me

i gotta stop cursing to be funny, it adds Nothing to the joke,,, Unnecessary Punctuation However......... Big Fan.

we just going 7/11 what you need smoke for

enough with all this ""job"" and ""career"" nonsense im just going to start making blender porn

now i am become GRINCH.. stealer of christmass...

my favorite part of the niche human experience is probably wearing a humongous vr headset brick on your head for only 8 hours and hurting your neck and ruining your whole week

i need to take more pictures with my friends inside the box!!!!! if you see me in vrchat come take a picture with me please please please!!!! i will never ask but i want to take pictures of me and my friends!!!!!!

what its like to date you without downloading any new images

got caught sleeping in the club... when i say im a party animal,, i mean something more akin to a sloth or perhaps a hibernating bear party like its 5am ghost club baby 💪💪

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my favorite part of the innate human experience is probably when you sleep on your neck weird for 1 night and your entire week is ruined

We did it

this sums it all up

THEY POPPED IM FREEEEEEE

by far the worst part of a head cold is when you ears refuse to equalize for several days at a time, , i feel like i am going to Implode Soon

not a big fan of apex legends, but i had a dream last night where i was playing it and the dream version of me was SO BAD i woke up and was upset by how bad i was that i had to reinstall the game in real life to redeem myself its like one of those bad mobile game ads and i cant stand for that

i miss the orb,,,, noone even praises the orb nowadays anymore... truly a forgotten soul,,, ⚪

when it comes to socializing, i love to talk and exchange thoughts with others, but I am partial towards listening to others talk to one another. Sometimes i can have trouble managing my conversation inputs, but its always easy to just listen. on the streets they call me the conversation cuck

gender is what u make of it and can be as weird or unserious as u want. if you feel like a mystery freakish creature being then rock that shit unapologetically

I love when people refer to me as they. Not for any sort of gender or identity purposes, but because it gives me an extra sense of mystery and allure. who KNOWS what that weird little thing is

Bestowed halo.... spread wings.... seeing angels....

the children yearn for garry's mod

in the club playin uma musume. dont hit me up dont talk to me im WINNING. its called dedication.

nothing in 2021 hurt more than getting the audio bug right at the start of the event. thought you were about to party?? NAHH see you in 30 minutes after you restart and squeeze back into the instance 🙏🙏🙏

chewing on cables has got to be one of my top 5 activities ever

me and you talking in vrchat except you keep talking to keep us away from awkward silence, while i sit there and wait for you to stop talking so i dont interrupt you. we will do this for 15 minutes

how it feel getting into vr before 3pm

is your antivirus running?????? ... you'd better go catch it...

is your antivirus running?????? ... you'd better go catch it...

60 whole hours???? i want whatever this guy is having 🤤 (its ketamine)

If anyone doesn't want to pay Wired;)

taking some time to reconsider what ive been doing how ive been allocating my time these past few months really should have spent less time outside and more time on phone 😔

thanks for the article wired, but i dont think we spend $5000 on vr setups just to do drugs and binge porn, i think ill stick to my smartphone for that 😃😃😃

i yearn for an era of public vrchat lobbies that simply do not exist anymore. now we have to hide all the fun toys in hidden doorways and instances 2 or 3 levels below the ground floor just to have comfortable spaces without the equivalent of virtual bugs running around making everyone uncomfortable

welcome to the eternal cycle of death and rebirth man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! youre stuck here forever man, but dont worry youre going to llove it :))

vrchat is my favorite social game, except i can be quite socially anxious a lot of the time and thats okay so realistically its a little closer to ranked competitive eavesdropping 🥰🥰🥰

When you make amends and self reflect from something negative you have done it’s important to provide yourself the same compassion and forgiveness that you might provide others. Forgiving yourself is hard but admitting we are trying our best and will do better next time is how you move past it.

what does a guy got to do to get some nutrition paste around here??

post-vr cereal break

>"easy 30 minute recipe" >look inside >"let rest in fridge for 30 minutes"