“We’ve made a lot of progress on ending that war.” Trump & Zelenskyy at Mar-a-Lago

“A lot of white men should be holding a lot of white men accountable.” - Tim Walz on Somali fraud in Minnesota

“8 million people have left Venezuela since 2014.” — Marco Rubio on Maduro, Drugs & Immigration

“Two brand new, very large… largest we’ve ever built battleships.” — Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Navy announcement

“They would have destroyed our country…” — Trump on Cheap Gas, Inflation, and a Kamala Swipe

“CNN fake news…” “The camera light will go off any second now.” — Trump’s address at the WH Hanukkah Reception.

“We are sending every soldier $1,776.” — The Warrior Dividend: Tariffs, Troops & TrumpRX .gov

“You’re the most obnoxious reporter in the whole place.” Trump vs ABC’s Rachel Scott at the Farmers’ Roundtable

“You’re not entitled to a damn thing in Texas” — Jasmine Crockett vs. Trump on Redistricting and Her Senate Run

“Jack Smith is a thug. He's a failed prosecutor.” Trump vs Jack Smith, Biden & the Autopen from the Oval Office.

"The president of the United States called Minnesotans garbage" | Walz vs Trump on Somalia & the "R" word

"Do you stand by that claim of calling Tim Walz retarded?" | Trump vs Tim Walz, Ilhan Omar & Somalia From Air Force One"

"All these white bales are not Christmas gifts from Santa." | Secretary of War Pete Hegseth addresses second strike controversy

“I’ve been called much worse than a despot, so it’s not that insulting” | Trump & Mamdani’s Awkward Oval Office Meeting

"Senator Mark Kelly knew exactly what he was doing in that video" — Karoline Leavitt Takes Questions After Letitia James & James Comey Cases Dismissed

"Sleepy Joe Biden… used an auto pen last year for the turkeys’ pardon" | Turkey Pardons Now Under Investigation

"Boot Edge Edge was the secretary of transportation" Trump takes air travel question in the Oval Office

"We can never let this happen again" Trump Signs Reopen Bill, Calls To Nuke Filibuster ☢️

"We call him Rand Paul Jr." Trump Takes Swings At Massie, MTG, Venezuela And Epstein During Tarmac Gaggle

“You’re a terrible person and a terrible reporter” — Trump Clashes With ABC Reporter Over “The Way You Ask These Questions”

“They’re up to four billion dollars, headed by this clown…”: Trump vs. Jerome Powell at U.S.–Saudi Investment Forum

"Does the president want to execute members of Congress?" — Karoline Leavitt Responds to Lawmakers’ Video Urging the Military to Defy ‘Unlawful Orders’

“Our health care system is broken. It is dysfunctional. It is cruel.” Bernie slams bipartisan reopen with no health care deal

“Turn. The. Volume. Up.” — Zohran Mamdani Goes Off on Trump in a Fiery NYC Victory Speech

“A president with a crown dumping poop from a fighter jet” — Obama stumps for Abigail Spanberger at Virginia rally.

“I put a 20% tariff… I reduced it by 10%.” — Trump’s Air Force One recap of Xi meeting 🇨🇳

“Families and children… are going to go hungry.” — Mike Johnson on SNAP, TSA, and the Nuclear Arsenal? 👀

“It was a very small building.” — Trump takes questions on the East Wing demolition

“Americans have foreign war fatigue… we need our tomahawks too.” — Zelenskyy’s tightrope between NATO and “now”

“It takes two to tango.” — Trump pitches a Putin–Zelenskyy cease-fire, Rutte referees

“The fraud is mind-boggling.” — alleged NBA game-fixing, 11 states, and a mob cameo

“I’m not a king. I work my ass off.” — Air Force One gaggle on “no kings” and the Insurrection Act

“This is not a job for a first-timer.” — NYC Mayoral Debate: Andrew Cuomo vs. Zohran Mamdani

“Deranged Jack Smith is a criminal.” — From special counsel to special insult. (Oval Office Edition)

“Expel him!”—Pro-Palestine MK Ofer Cassif Interrupts Trump in the Knesset

“Don’t take Tylenol if you’re pregnant.” — RFK Jr drops a circumcision bombshell at the cabinet table

“She’s a low IQ individual.” — Trump vents Dem grievances to PM Mark Carney 🇨🇦

“They are all lying… and dishonest people” — Kristi Noem threatens to double down on Portland & Chicago

“They have been inciting violence.” Kaitlan Collins vs. Karoline Leavitt on Portland and National Guard

“Democrats are holding firm.” — Hakeem Jeffries insists Dems won’t blink in the shutdown staring contest.

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

"On the sombrero thing—" JD Vance asked about Hakeem Jeffries sombrero meme

“Jasmine Crockett? Is she related to the late great David Crockett? Trump fires off low-IQ jabs from the Oval Office.”

“Nobody’s been better to Israel than Donald Trump” — Teleprompters, UN cuts, and Netanyahu nods

“We don’t have a military full of Nordic pagans.” — Secretary of War Pete Hegseth declares war on beards 👀

"Jimmy Kimmel was fired for lack of talent" - as Fallon suddenly regrets ruffling Trump’s hair that one time.

“Charlie brought you and Elon back together. Is that true?” Trump pivots to UFC Fight Night at the White House with the boy'z.”

“A bad escalator and a bad teleprompter” — Trump implies UN tried to sabotage First Lady, while he saved millions.

"You're a political buffoon at best." @diaperdiplomacy-m.bsky.social

Goodnight, loon Goodnight, all those waiting for The News to come soon Goodnight, "proof" of life Goodnight, garbage wife Goodnight, weird hand bruises Goodnight, red hat losers Goodnight, nobody Goodnight, cow And goodnight to the internet whispering "let it be now"