“I just want it to be clear: my double refuses to tip. And if there’s no way to not tip she tips the lowest possible amount.”

YOU DO IT EVERY TIME AND DONT EVEN FIX IT

And you always only tip a singular dollar on deliveries

You know those free library things? I’ve never seen you put anything in them!

… bitch I’ve litterally seen you just take the Aldi grocery carts

Hey I’m not evil, just a little silly

She’s back, she never left

"My Carefree Self is Dead. But guess what? This Scene is still my F***ing Stage." - Musician OC - Fandomless RP - Descriptive Writer - Minors DNI in Smut. - RT & Like #Døgma

“Hm”

Is she afraid now? She even got dressed up for the occasion

Just a reminder that death had been funding alt clothing got a while Granted she’s literally in jeans and a tank top but it’s the thought that counts

Damn death hasn’t been kissed in a bit- “Number 2 where art thou?”

Sounds like a lot of work when kidneys would help in that situation-

🦇I have a muse

Oh no she just wanted to try it, weird craving

Look compared to her usual diet of chick, cheese, and fries this is slightly better

And three handfuls of cheese Look she wants to be stuffed and fucked up… phrasing…

She’s going to commit crimes against the culinary gods, because she has free will She’s pouring sweet baby rays barbecue sauce into a drained bowl of ramen before adding the seasoning packet

"I am more than just a mere Info gatherer, Buddy." [Maggie Sakimoto. Alias; "Caliber".] - Freelance Informant/Arsenal Provider. - Not new to RP. - Marvel RP(Street Level)/Multiverse OC. - Descriptive. - No Lewd Allowed. - RT & Like. #Døgma

What if death just gives you a quick peck A smooch Maybe h*ld your h*nd

She’s alive

“In my restless dreams I see that town, Wichita.” Death, babygirl, you moronic goober, it’s Silent Hill

She is beauty she is grace, she won’t sit on your face

Slowly raises hand

“Death squared is a girl kisser”

If two deaths are doing seductive Sunday it causes a singularity event, that’s how we got power rangers mega force and super mega force

“ℍ𝕠𝕨 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕤𝕦𝕣𝕖 𝕨𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕧𝕖?” Lucy| B-091| Spartan III | Petty Officer Second Class | Beta Class | • #HaloRP • #MVRP

❝ 𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝘄𝗮𝘀𝗵 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗮𝗹𝘁 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗺𝘆 𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗱 . . .❞

She’s staring at V, is this jealously she’s feeling? Naaaah- I mean-

Chat do I make an Agnes?

━━━━━━━━⊱🐎⊰━━━━━━━━ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐍𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝟏 𝐓𝐚𝐱 𝐋𝐚𝐰 𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐃𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐲 ━━━━━━━━⊱🐎⊰━━━━━━━━

She’s awake-

Who know death was a bi disaster (I’m sensing a patter with all of my characters..)

Death grinned to herself, today’s and off day for her so she’s in an exceptionally good mood.. Wait.. She doesn’t answer to anyone and could take a day off whenever she wants- “Death 2, you’re yo today-“

Another one of my followers got hacked. #BlueSky help him get back his account.

「Where ever ℍ𝔼 goes, this 𝕊𝕋𝕌𝔻𝕀𝕆 will be his ℍ𝕆𝕄𝔼」 Natsumi Hikari Kamen Rider Kivala Fangire #MVRP #DCRP #MarvelRP #TokuRP

How to pronounce bagel the correct way: Bag-el not Bay-gel.

🦇You’re never going to believe who’s my favorite character in this line up.. she only has 3 fights in her whole career and 2 of them happen in this movie..

Yeah there’s another version of Death running around She a cutie tho

She’s staring at her clone or,, other?

#𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙡 Mordred’s going, though she feels she should get a free pass But whatever~