Eveyle 🦀🦀🦀 is dead 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

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WHOA. i woke up early (3:46 PM on a thursday) for this.

sorry for the inactivity i died again :/ but i'm being resurrected again soon (One month) so don't worry!

i've had enough of marth's beautiful ocean blue orbs turning red and evil.

Hehe hehe... HAHAHAHAHAH!!! Bold of a low tier to duel me in Final Destination, unaware of my grab range. Besides... I will NOT be there for Kirby Air Riders, MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHA *inhales* ...AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

ASGDHFHEJJSNDNDKMDM

i'm beginning to think splatsville is always under attack these days.....

i took another nap

i took a nap

BABE WAKE UP KIRBY AIR RIDERS RELEASE DATE DROPPED

@thefireemblem.bsky.social look

It's me, The Fire Emblem

that's the evil fucked up version of me DON'T listen to him

if i had to summarise what every birthday party looks like whenever ephraim specifically is invited

leo born on the last day of pride month...... hmmm

KITTTYYYYYUH 🫶

EVeyle: Wise choice of you three to unanimously surrender. Hah, and all it took was the mere THOUGHT of kicking a dog?! How embarrassing. Well, off to Solitary. Ephraim: DAMN YOU EVEYLE I SWEAR- EVeyle: SHUT UP YOU, AND PUT SOME CLOTHES ON ALREADY. ...Wait what's that sound coming from the vents?

i forgot that sommie has a camera attached to his collar, and ...ok i have to confess. the reason why i desperately wanted alear to go out with me and take sommie for a walk is because i wanted sommie to sneak into the prison vent system so that whatever he sees on his camera, we will live tweet it

huh that trip was quick-- wait. alear why are you holding sommie and holding him upwards towards the top of the fence?

THAT'S IT

MARTH QUICK HOW DO YOU TAP DANCE

TEACH US EMBLEM OF THE ACADEMY RAHHH

Google funny turtle eating fruit

mid summer event tbh they should have put marth in a bikini

YES BABE YOU GOT... errr, what's that word again... ah right! YOU GOT W RIZZ AND—wait where did you get that outfit from? why does that look awfully similar to the uniform of eirika's mafia?

my sister and i are, as some may say, Dripped Out

[insert very epic and cool flashback sequence to yesterday on funny number day]

???? MY SISTER AND EIRIKA STARTED A PRISON GANG???????

// hey guys just wanted to say regarding recent events um. dont be fucking weird. thats all /srs

the fire emblem parody accounts love women!!!!!

gonna punch the evil veyle at waffle house until she leaves the actual good veyle alone

It’s that time of the month, I think two extra rallies is deserving

I LOVE WOMEN AND MEN

IT'S A PRIDE MONTH MIRACLE

happy pride month! while i am cuddling and loving jakob, before i married jakob i did have a thing for felicia, i think this is what people call “bilingual!” i am bi!

im at the off the hook concert! they seem to be performing a song called "we're so back"... so far the beginning of the performance is mesmerising, and i love their choreography. ...i wonder what happens near the end of the performance

haply gay month! i love men, and—wait WHEN THE HELL DID EIRIKA POST THIS

I am going to go to the off the hook concert soon!!!! gotta start the month strong, right?

hey marth when you see them tell pearl and marina happy pride month for me

i love women... and MEN #HappyPride #BeWhoYouAre #ImGay #IMeanBisexual #ISupportTheGayCommunity 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

it is pride month #fireemblem

YA WENI MAREI MIREKYARAHIRE JURI YU MIREKERASON KIRE HYARI YORIHERAHE NYURAHERA NUNNYURA UNERA YURAWERANYIMERANI

still can't believe marth is in splatoon...... next level gaming

!!!!!!

......we need to infiltrate eveyle's prison facility......