I need to talk to a disabled person. Do we have a word for when people maliciously comply with accommodations? Like, “Oh you need clear instructions in the workplace? What if I sent you an email with Carson Delossa illustrations and using kindergarten-style music.” That shit.

It’s that time of the month again. The one where I pray for Lestat’s vacuum suction to remove my period from my uterus. Have at it, sir. Standing invitation. My tummy hurts and I think it would absolve you of all wrongdoing if you made it so I didn’t have a period this month. Thanks.

Doing the Lord’s work

laughing my ass off because I’m sleep deprived and I just saw a video explaining the Tumblr juggling meme that also mentioned briefly the dangerous crow boy whos job it is to destroy plastic and someone commented “but are the balls made of plastic? will the crow boy eat my balls?” 😭😭😭

One cop with a black light and luminol in the NOLA house and those vampires would’ve been DONE. Do you guys ever think about what a forensic nightmare it must be?

gaius overlooking merlin's use of magic so long as he enchants his roots every so often to maintain his medieval bleach & tone #bbcmerlin

I hope in the very near future I have a good enough job and a good enough apartment with a good enough income and a handful of good enough friends I see often enough. And I hope that will all be enough.

y’all are my Greek chorus atp you react to things I say and I ignore you as I skip to my death

how can paracetamol cause autism when the vampire armand, the original autistic, was born over 300 years before it was invented?

I think if I tried to watch The Newsreader again right now I would explode. Naturally I will finish Severance instead, which is famously a not at all devastating show.

And I don’t wanna hear ANY of you judging Swifties for producing the Gaylors like there isn’t a subset of this fandom that will put a bullet between your eyes for having the wrong flavor of trans headcanon

It’s nothing I’m just thinking about the horror that I would be infused with if I ever heard the words, “so I was scrolling on Tumblr…” exit the mouth of any cast member on this show

did anyone else have to sing that song in elementary school about a cat (not the one who comes back) who gets rejected by his love and then kills himself

Does my stepmother know that somebody can be annoyed just generally speaking and it not be a personal slight against her? Does she know that I can take a deep breath to regulate myself without her being a thought in my mind? That she can just mind her business instead of bothering an upset person?

It’s okay I’ll always have Mitski and the vampire Armand.

Seeing my friends always reminds me how lonely I am most of the time :(

I personally think it’s a bit of a mistake to read the Slaver’s Bay arc as the narrative putting the seal of approval on Dany’s status as the Westeros equivalent of a Pleiadian. But I also think it’s worth discussing where there’s room for improvement. And people are valid in seeing what they do.

#ImmortalUniverse #Talamasca #iwtv A quote from Blood and Gold, taken from the scene where Marius recalls meeting Armand for the first time, appears in the season preview of #TalamascaTheSecretOrder.

Talamasca spoilers Amadeo and Pandora? Marius wrote this and someone is burning it....

The hunt for the unseen begins. The first two episodes of #TALAMASCA: The Secret Order premiere October 26 on AMC and AMC+.

I'm sending Dale Jennings the link to the RAADS-R

This is my cat’s favorite video of all time. He’s been watching it since he was a kitten. His favorite part is when they rake the whole thing to clear it. Goes crazy for it.

I’m starting a collection:

For those who don’t remember/aren’t caught up on my Sims 4 save Armand killed human Daniel before he got the chance to turn him because he woohooed with him twice in a row which overexerted Daniel and he died of exhaustion. I then had to spend forever leveling up Armand’s cooking skill to make

I’ve typed and deleted like 5 Dany rants. The point is that she’s a very sympathetic character and that she’s in a sink or swim sort of situation… and/also her position of power is insanely fucked up. She’s 14 and she’s in charge of nuclear weapons. Her growing pains literally get people killed. 1/3

If you’re gonna write a manifesto at least have your sentences be understandable and cite your sources because I agreed with so much of that in theory but half the specific evidence they gave from the book just didn’t happen like that lmao

[lightly and lovingly pokes jacob anderson aka raleigh ritchie with a stick] c'mon do something

So Glad someone made this! 😆 #TheVampireLestat #TVLSky x.com/willgramcel/...

Kissing the Ao3 volunteers consensually and sensually on the mouth

[update] Completed: #AO3 is back sooner than expected, and we have new and improved options for browsing collections! Get the details on collection tags at AO3 News: https://ao3-news.org/collection-tags

I feel the exact same way about them:

owning a cat is not for the weak

armand has never known the salty briny crunch of a perfect dill pickle. perhaps that is why he's like that.

folding grandpa in half 💖(dw about his joints) #wip

I think if you licked Armand’s irises they’d taste like an orange creamsicle. But what do I know.

Since I’m already on the subject of that man’s muscles there is of course always this picture. Old reliable.

There’s significant crossover between Daniel Molloy and Martin Blackwood for me in a way I can’t explain

I really want to talk about how wild it is that I am having to defend certain people these past few months because they’ve really hurt me and many others but I don’t want to undermine my defense of them either because I am earnest in it. So I guess I’ll just vague my weird feelings instead 💀

grind down til he’s polished and shiny like a tumbled rock ✨

@noymolloy.bsky.social @carmillamurray.bsky.social you will be pleased to know that @the-quiet-youve-been-longing-for on Tumblr has found it!

I’m absolutely loosing it because my stepmom woke me up to watch her dogs and harassed me about coming downstairs so she could get to work. And it’s been 30 minutes and she’s just sat on the couch watching tiktoks… watch your own dogs or go to work, I’m tired and I can’t sleeep until she leaves

This reminds me does anybody have the one pic of him at the gym. He’s on the one where you lay down to lift the weights on the big stick iirc.

do you think YouTube will flag my account if I make a playlist of videos called “noooo don’t kill yourself” and it’s all interviews with Assad Zaman

That ceiling 👀 #iwtvspoilers

wait i forgot i draw too lol wip weds

enjoy this video edit my iPhone generated from pictures of IWTV characters I downloaded off Pinterest including multiples of that one airbrushed Lestat on August 10 2024 and two other random photos I guess I also downloaded off Pinterest that day for some reason

list 3 things you talk about for 3 hours without preparation: 1. The Vampire Armand (book) specifically 2. Tarot 3. C-PTSD (and the major issues in the therapeutic community around it)

The nosy neighbor is a keystone species and I’m not even kidding