I’m bout in tears watching this Cole MSG concert. My dawg man

I ain’t been on here in a good lil minute cause I’ve been playing house. But the catfishers and scammers been going dummy in my dms

I got my man back lmfaooo. Nigga wasn’t about to leave me during Christmas. No sir. Come on and lay down now

This is the only time of year I can be happy and broke. Cause I’m about to make a lot of people I love smile with these gifts! 🫶🏽

Handsome af but he he’s a bum. A fuckin bum

Is it beer before liquor or liquor before beer?

Ate all my fries from 5Guys in the car and now I’m too full to eat my burger. 😞

Good morning. I’m ignoring this “Service Tire Press” notification in my car today. If I catch a flat I just catch a flat hell

Y’all I done drunk a bottle of wine. Please look over me. I’m about to do some fuckin venting

I’m a walking damn contradiction. Cause I’m a hopeless romantic but I don’t believe in “soul mates”. And I wanna spend the rest of my life with one person but I get bored??? Like girl….

The devil really comes in the form of PCOS cause like, the torture???

Alright y’all catch auntie up. What is sky island honey?

I will never be freaky enough to let anyone spit or drool in my mouth dawg.

we can tongue kiss for hrs but you out yo rabbit ass mind if u think I’m catching a loogie like it’s Hibachi

Okay so I didn’t know Captain D’s has potato soup now and… it slaps

And the hair was hair’n honey

Black Friday and Cyber Monday basically don’t exist anymore. I’ve had things in my cart from different places for about a week. Thursday to today, they jacked all the prices up then slapped a slight sale on them. Same damn prices they were before.

Reggie Bush is aging quite graciously

“Cause I will be freak all through the day until the dawwwwwwn!!”

Y’all ready to starve from now till about 2 o’clock tomorrow? My stomach already growling Lord

I swear ain’t a whole lot of things more disgusting than a snob ass bitch pretending to be a girls girl

Girl math is driving 10 extra minutes on a back road to avoid the stoplights

Damn near 10 years later and I’m still trying to say “😩🎤Don’t” on time

Good mawning!!! It’s a real nigga holiday! 31 on the 26th! 🥳🎂🎉 … even tho I’m at work 😞

Im also not as invested in celebs like I used to be. I think Drake is funny...I also dont like how he avoids black issues but that's another convo. His music is relatable on a very surface level to me. I dont hate him, I dont love him.

I’m a real grown up now. I bought all my thanksgiving groceries before they ran out

Miguel need to go on tour actually it's been WAY too long.

My birthday tomorrow. Need y’all to pour up a shot for me at 12! 🥳 see a shot, take a shot

Let me tell y’all something. Get you a nerd. These nerds will give you a great youthful, fun relationship and will fuck THE shit outta you.

tell drake. i want him to know it was me. i played that shit 837283 times

Lemme hear you say OVHOE!!!!🗣️🗣️🗣️

Drake really living up to the OVHoe title good Gawd

Another one of those “separating the artist from the music” moments

OMG I can’t believe Drake is going out sad like this (I can, but dayum)

Thank GOD this is a 3 day work week!

THIS. THIS IS A DREAM HOUSE RIGHT HERE.

Do y’all family dress up for thanksgiving?

“6:16 in LA” and “Heart Pt. 6” are siblings in my mind

Now I ain’t have no problem falling asleep early all weekend and here it is 3 AM, got work at 8:30, and can’t sleep

Show your age by posting a social media you used growing up: Im not gone lie this where my freak journey began #blacksky

The real scam is Apple charging us for iCloud storage

Alexaaaaa 🗣️🗣️🗣️!!!! Play Good Morning by Kanye West

Would loooove to had been a fly on the wall when Janet made Would You Mind

Here this boy come with this bottle…..smh, ima drink it tho

I ain’t been active in a couple of days and I get on here to see this shit getting sectioned off by age groups????? Somebody explain to me what went down. How did we get here?

Looking for some right now

One thing I find interesting about the echo chamber complaint is that an echo chamber just won a presidential election. Put aside the convo of whether it’s “good” or “bad” for a moment. The far right has devoted enormous resources + time to building echo chambers & loathes spaces they don’t control

All I know is #2 be having that hammerrrrr 🔨

Soccer and weed easily