Mr. Met's new muscles hit different after that episode of @cheapsmutpod.bsky.social

Hey if you're not using your gender can I have it? It's for a craft project.

This week's special guest is @cheapsmutpod.bsky.social ! A Division of Smutco Industries, Cheap Smut consists of Katie and Carl Mizell. Together, they produce a weekly podcast for people who would never dare let anyone see their Kindle library. Check out their linktree here: linktr.ee/cheapsmut

I hope my generation keeps being bold with their self expression as we age. I hope our mobility aids keep being glam. I hope we have decorative glass eyes and dentures with teal gums. I hope the nursing home staff gets truly sick of cottagecore grannies. I hope I never stop shouting myself.

Everything about this is so perfect I don't even know where to begin.

Imagine looking at Taylor Swift and celebrating schadenfreude because she's having a "bad year." She's one of the most powerful, recognizable, and successful women in the world but I suppose you can go off, if you must.

That's exactly what happened. Also, there was a lumberjack 😏

Q: "What would you do if you could not fail?" A: Just...Be.

I need every woman to do me a favor: Once a day, walk up to a man, look him dead in his eyes and say "what you want is not important." Just do that. Say it and mean it. It might not be true in the moment, but it will be true and has been true and they need to be reminded. At least once a day.

90 Minutes until show time!! The first ever SmutCo Company Christmas party is LIVE on YouTube at 10PM EST See you there! youtube.com/@smutcoindus...

If Cynthia Erivo can be captivating, intimidating, perfectly manicured, AND cry a lot, then so can I dammit!!

One of my most frivolous dreams is to be recognized in the wild by someone who likes the show. I'm not ashamed to say I would probably cry. I also wouldn't be ashamed of the crying!

I got on new meds and they're making me temporarily unstable, but also I feel a lot better than I did 4 months ago! Happy Holidays to everyone from the makers of SNRIs!!

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Oh yeah you love your dog? When's the last time your photo app made you a fancy collage from your morning snuggle pics? Hmmmm? No I'm not lonely, why do you ask?

I just saw #smutsky is a thing?? Well this is where my people are! Hello Smut Lovers! Cheap Smut is a podcast celebrating #IndieRomance and #weirdsmut 100 episodes already available, new episodes every Monday 🩷

Morning, gorgeous! What are we reading today? This week's Cheap Smut read is 'A Court Ordered Romance' by Lark Green.

I'm catching up on my Doctor Who, and just finished 'Dot & Bubble'! Who was going to tell me about this absolute masterpiece of television? Every Doctor has episodes that I consider special, that capture the essence of what makes that Doctor excellent. @ncuti-gatwa.bsky.social's list has started

Good morning, beautiful. How'd you sleep? It's a beautiful day to read smut, drink tea, and pet your dog! (Current read: A Court Ordered Romance ARC by Lark Green)

Nice to meet y'all I'm here to talk about #indieromance If you're not into that, there's also a #dog His name is Himbo Jones