this part. the feds are *already* here. they’ve *been* here, tear-gassing neighborhoods, abducting people from their cars and homes with helicopters and bearcats, beating and arresting protesters. so far, the state’s response has been to just let them do it—and to send in the police to help them.

🧵

sometimes your therapist tells you their dad is a professional magician?

Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

the horrors persist but i get to play games with my friends tonight so perhaps life is still worth living

Ok my cis friends, we are going to need a lot of you to step the fuck up and fight hard for us www.them.us/story/trump-...

So many people I share spaces and/or identities with really believed they would never be criminalized and are experiencing the horror of the looming system for the first time and yes, it fucking sucks, your response is understandable. But think about how many ppl u know have always lived with this

But can she do it in 10 minutes????

my wife comes home from canada today 🥰

the group chats heard it first, but my mom came to the tailgate on sunday and had her first ever malort shot - her first words afterwards were "this reminds me of my first husband" 😅

sometimes you have to use two coffee stirrers as chopsticks to eat your lunch because all the utensils in the office are gone

my FB memories reminded me that melissa and i got engaged 3 years ago today 🥰

"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys

it’s just me and my thai dramas against the world at this point tbh

thank god i have therapy today tbh

i wish i was a person that was affected by caffeine because i have had two cups of coffee already and i am still so tired

one of my wife and i’s favorite things is looking up men on love island who claim to be “ex-professional footballers” and seeing how low in their country’s league pyramid they actually played

JJ grew up dreaming of throwing a Bears TD pass at Soldier Field. Cool to see dreams come true. 😐

i’ve seen enough i am ready to be hurt again

Ludmila is a legit MVP shortlist candidate

Pretty equal shit talking out there as Moorehouse appeared happy to reengage Joseph an additional time, but I’m not an official.

In Jan, the Office of Personnel Management told providers to stop covering gender-affirming care for federal employees & dependents under 19 in 2026. This loss in coverage is now expanded to all ages & will affect ~17,000 transgender employees, plus an unknown number of dependents.

oh im about to be unbearable about this

i cannot overstate how extraordinary it is for federal civil servants to do this

okay this definitely feels like they're announcing where we're playing next season

sometimes your mom is in italy and sends you a picture of her broken arm and then doesn't answer any follow up questions whatsoever

actual footage of me, @gaysey.bsky.social, and melissa having an extremely fun time. the day was LONG but worth it!

melissa and i are seeing MCR tonight and i just realized that this is the first time we’ve gone to a concert together since hayley kiyoko in 2018 when we were barely dating

my wife’s coworkers are incredibly cool and brave

the fact that it's in the 50s right now is so sexy tbh

Grab some popcorn and watch history being made 🍿 In 10 minutes and 9 seconds, Ludmila's hat trick tonight is the FASTEST in NWSL history!

i was at a friends house to watch phantom of the opera so i did not go to this game but What The Fuck

alyssa and i have the same goal celebration apparently

gonna be thinking about this for the rest of my life i think

i cannot believe this was a game that happened and that i missed the ending

highly recommend keeping a journal from the perspective of your dnd character in addition to your session notes tbh i'm having a lot of fun with it

my annual announcement that i don’t care if you think im a buzzkill, the air and water show is the worst event and i hate it hate it hate it

this is just objectively not true

if i think too much about the potential for obergefell getting overturned it will destroy me, but one thing that will never change is the love my wife and i have for each other. no government or institution can take that away from me

“Their hope is not to be condemned to live in loneliness, excluded from one of civilization's oldest institutions. They ask for equal dignity in the eyes of the law. The Constitution grants them that right.” not a privilege, a right.

last october, i did a reading from obergefell v. hodges during the ceremony of @gaysey.bsky.social’s wedding. every single time i practiced reading the ceremony, i cried. i encourage you to read the decision if you haven’t lately, but i want to share a few of the final lines.

the very first day i moved to chicago a group of kids were doing wheelies on motorcycles down the busy street in front of my apartment and i thought it was cool as hell

Between a "No Other Land" crew mate filming himself being killed by a settler, to a journalist being killed by airstrikes he was covering minutes earlier, I'm not sure how much more televised Israel's genocide can be

she’s right and she should say it

Ella Masar on the officiating today: “I’m gonna get in trouble for this, but this is the 8th time the referee’s gotten the call wrong. I’m tired of it”

i’ve been growing my hair out and the heat and humidity is making it super curly and cute right now but on the other hand now i have long hair in this heat and humidity 🥵

no greater feeling than making a good joke during the d&d session and people still talking about it the next morning 😤😋

Labour is functionally the Democratic party of the UK. When you seen an American trans person getting mad at Democrats over trans issues, this is what we are trying to prevent. Labour officials consulted for American Democrats last election.

fifa rankings (esp in the women’s game) are often bullshit but i Do Not Care rn because poland gained a place and are now at the highest ranking in their history: 26th

it’s my wife’s birthday! 🥰💕 everybody say something nice about her labubus 😡👿😠