The Chicago Stars are undefeated in games with glizzy scarves.

just applied for a job at my all time favorite board game cafe please send out good vibes into the universe

i just think announcing sam kerr going to gotham on my birthday is homophobic against me specifically tbh

my friends are the best my wife is the best i can’t believe i have people that love me this much to indulge my silly whims and ideas and commit wholeheartedly to the bit every time

while we were at the gamers ranch for my birthday my wife ran a survivor day for me and my friends for with challenges and tribal council and her “co jeff” filmed everything and took pictures yall he just uploaded everything and i am having the BEST time reliving it all

drag brunch always makes me ascend into an even higher plane of lesbian existence i love women so much

i have real film critique thoughts about the girls like girls movie but there was an older lesbian couple (like 80s) in the theater with us and that alone was enough to make me sob

also recommend stopping at multiple “world’s largest *insert item here*” roadside attractions on the way there and on the way home especially if they’re in a town with the same name as you

highly recommend going to a barndominium in the rural midwest with 12 of your best friends and playing board games for 3 straight days i gotta say

roughly 2/3rds of the way through disclosure day the woman two seats down from melissa and i loudly realized she recognized josh o’connor from challengers

im renting out a gaming ranch for 14 people for my 30th birthday next week (a bit early but still) and im doing some final prep and y'all i'm so excited

8 years ago today i went on my first date with my wife 🥰

watching the first episode of love island in a group chat with my wife and gay brother in law happy pride yall

happy pride to the gay people in my phone 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ i love you all very much

sometimes your wife comes home from work and says “i need to watch legally blonde 2” and you just have to do it

What a year for Barcelona's Ewa Pajor! She has been chasing Champions League glory for years - reaching 5 finals before today and coming out on the losing side. She has spent almost half her life chasing this. And now she is FINALLY Champion of Europe🏆 📷: @fcbfemeni.bsky.social

Several Barcelona players basically push Ewa Pajor to the front of the podium to lift the trophy as "We are the Champions" by Queen blares over the loud speaker. What a moment. (Initial trophy lift was by Alexia and Marta Torrejón, if I saw it right from up here in the press box.)

EWAAAAAAAAAAAAA PAJOR!

YES IT IS EUROPEAN CHAMPION EWA PAJOR

IN-EWA-TABLE

will today be the day that ewa pajor finally wins a champions league trophy?

funemployment diaries: had an interview with a recruiter and read a whole book in one day

made the jury?

my wife’s at a drag show in atlanta rn and sent me pictures of some of the performers tell me why we both fell in love with the same queen

we have two mourning doves that sit outside our windows in the morning and barney is OBSESSED with them like those are his best friends

i finally got my first ever jury summons

noah kahan you son of a bitch you’ve done it again

applied for two jobs today

everything about this kit launch rules

highly highly recommend the new FLDS netflix doc trust me: the false prophet

park jihyo will you marry me

i see twice in concert tonight 👁️👄👁️

happy 6 year anniversary of me eating shit going down the paulina brown line stairs on the way to work and requiring 5 stitches in my knee

the tote bag in question ready for its maiden errand voyage

my gay marriage looks like going for a cute iced coffee walk and then reading lord of the rings and making my wife’s work lunches while she makes me a handmade canvas tote bag with pockets for my silly little funemploymet errands

i was supposed to get my post-invisalign retainers almost a month ago but the bottom appliance just keeps not fitting? we're going on 3 dentist appointments in two weeks, 2 scans of my teeth, and nearly 6 weeks in my last set of invisalign and im just so annoyed by it

First home dub: secured 🔒😤

49' | JORDYN SCORES HER FIRST STARS GOAL! 💥 🔵 | 2-0 | 🔴

people say that your relationship’s not been tested until you build ikea furniture together i say it’s not been tested until you navigate an 8’ flatbed truck through the streets of lakeview east on st patrick’s day weekend in chicago & then need to carry your new couch up three flights of stairs

literally me these past two days with the weather being great and knowing i don't ever have to deal with my toxic boss again

happy last day of work to meeeeeeee

just had the meeting where i passed off all my current work projects so now it really feels real that my last day is friday

i met my wife at a soccer game and won an all-expenses trip to germany because of it

do y'all remember when my boss tried to tell me in my annual review that one of the director's had an issue with me and then that director was like "that was a misunderstanding i really appreciate you idk what she's talking about" that director just offered to take me to lunch because im leaving

Superb result for the Poland women's team to get a late equaliser against the Netherlands in the Nations League. The match ended 2-2 with goals from Pajor and Tomasiak. 🇵🇱⚽️

i had my exit interview with the site president today and she called me "one of the brightest spots of her career" which almost made me cry

my reward for finally quitting my soul sucking job is that the first episode of my most anticipated gl is premiering on the first monday of my unemployment 🙏 god bless