Graham in the voice of Super Kami Guru: I'd be a real dick move if another Republican senator died before the election.

Dear Loki I have been very mischievous and chaotic this year. For Yuletide I would like Count Binface to win the Clacton by-election because it will be really funny. Prankfully yours Adrian

If Biden had a tongue slip where he said Japan instead of Iran that would be it. The end of his career. There would be bipartisan calls for him to stand down. The media would never shut up about it. Dukakis can't spell potato x a million. But not when it comes to America's favorite spoiled child.

Why are you like this? www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...

I spoke to Mitch McConnall for 20 minutes today. He said that he is in a very dark, very cold, but very peaceful place now. The former Kentucky Senator wants us to know that he has been dead for five days now. It was a very pleasant seance.

How come vote Blue no matter who goes out the window as soon as its candidates people want to vote for?

There are people on the Internet who do in fact need their sense of weird recalibrated. If you're response to someone saying the Magnus Archives is weird is to say it's not weird and compare it to the SPC Tales. Dude. SPC is supposed to be weird. That's why we like it.

In the beginning of video games someone asked "What if people could own the video game machine and the video games they played?" This led to the creation of home consoles and the death of arcade cabinets which has made investors very angry and they widely considered it to be a bad move.

Did anyone else ever notice how the David Grohl from the Foo Fighters looks exactly like the David Grohl from Nirvana? What aren't they telling us?

Oh, this is good...

Reposting because of the sony news

You can’t own anything physical anymore, everything is digital, you can’t own anything digital now, storage is too expensive, you cant stream anything because they took it off the service once their parent company got bought out, you can’t get a McFlurry because the machine is broken

What are my goals as an author? If I could get my novels banned by an authoritarian regime that would be so based.

The ableism embedded into witch culture in Witch Hat Atelier made me so angry due to how stupid it is and I think that's the point ableism should make you angry because it is stupid. Happy Disability Pride Month.

1/3 Supreme Court Justices agree; the Constitution is whatever the hell the current president wants

Unused Rowling names for Harry Potter diversity kids Hispanic kid: Tamale Loco Indian Kid: Tikka Masala Trans Kid: Pedo G. Roomer Autistic Kid: Fakey McLiarton Asexual Kid: how can I name a character that doesn't exist? American Kid: Fatty Fatty Fatso God I Hate Fat People

"Hexed is a copy of The Owl House only Luz is already a witch and her mom's a witch" honestly this is starting to sound like Halloween Town.

The defeatist, they already did it so we have to let them get away with it, defense of AI trined on millions of pirated books is insane when applied to any other crime.

Attention Hexside students. This is not a drill. The Choosey Hat has breached containment. Please evacuate your classrooms in a calm and orderly manner while the Troubleshooters attempt to contain it. In the distance can be heard the words "I FEED!"

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Remember in early 2025 when a Cybertruck parked outside of Trump Tower New Vegas exploded and no one was sure at first if it was a terrror attack of it it just did that? All Skaven technology is like that.

This is why I always know what's in the box even if the audience never does. It's my secret you can't have it.

Today on shit that would be career ending if anyone else did it: Trump posted a picture of his second wife and confused her for Ivanka.

My Adventures with Superman Lois Lane is just Luz Noceda if she never went to the Boiling Isles they are the same character.

I wonder. Do Chinese moms guilt their kids into getting all of their shots because there are sick kids in America who can't get vaccinations. Or medicine. Or a doctor.

There is a direct causal chain from Michelangelo pretending that artists have innate in born talent that can't be taught to protect his craft to modern day people believing they can't make art on their own and need Gen AI.

Happy Pride!

Yes. I am in it. But you should read it anyway. prideanthology.itch.io/2026

Momo Yaoyorozu costume as a minor: No she needs to have the plunging neckline all the way down to her navel it's how her powers work. Momo Yaoyorozu costume as an adult: Yeah she doesn't need that plunging neckline having exposed arms is good enough.

In the modern day witches come in two flavors: Cozy Witch and VVitch. Amsterdam: 1666 is so VVitch you think Robert Eggers made it instead of the guy who created Assassin's Creed.

this might be the best headline i’ve ever read

Vladimir Putin: Hold on I got more Russians I need to make into corpses.

Me when Pride and Men's Mental Health Month are the same month.

Wow The Amazing Digital Circus The Last Act was a magical experience that has changed my life. I was really moved when Kinger gave birth to 5,000 endangered turtles and saved a species from extinction.

You can tell Trump's not woke because he's always asleep.

Jesus: Yeah so adultery is super bad. In fact it's kind of the one really bad thing I keep talking about besides being rich. MAGA: Instructions clear; worship rich adulterer.

It's only June 4 and I've already worn all of my pride t-shirts. What am I supposed to do? Get more? Yes.

This is what made me switch to DuckDuckGo

It's pride month. A celebration of all things LGBT. Lancer Gundam BattleTech Titanfall

The president is so good at these cognitive tests no other president has been required to take.

Me: I'm not Catholic and the Pope can't tell me what to do. Also me: Holy shit time to fight in the Butlerian Jihad.

DS9 writers once a season: God I fucking hate Miles O'Brian.

Harry: I'm going to honor the memory of my god father. Sirius Black's ghost: By doing something about the prison that tortures innocent people who are wrongly imprisoned. Harry: (holding a baby) His middle name is Sirius.

Stephen Miller called James Talarico trans gender and that's not even an insult he's just being wrong.

Bisexuality is the easiest character retcon to pull off. That character who displayed opposite sex attraction early on is now in a same sex relationship? Yeah they were bi the whole time we just didn't say anything about it.

We're on our final season of this massively popular streaming show. How do we fuck it up?

What Boomers want to happen: What is this 'black coffee'? It sounds racist. I have blue hair. What actually happens: Here's that black coffee sir.