I’ve ramped my drinking down substantially over the last few years. Over the last year to a level not seen since my early teens and the big bonus of this is today I had 2 apocalypse hellscape beers this afternoon and that is now enough for me to feel completely buzzed.

We live in the stupidest times continues

Sorry about all that smoke and consequences, America.

Americans thinking Canadian wildfire smoke shouldn’t affect them and Canadians thinking FDA cuts won’t affect our food supply. We’re all on this continent together, buckos. Smoke, parasites and viruses don’t care about borders.

I think we all need to radically demand this happens.

We did it! If the air gets any worse we gotta make a new scale

Seems bad 😢

I just walked outside hoping for improvement but the smell is slightly worse than yesterday 😢

Okay PM Pipeline. I’m not working today because my eyes are burning and my head is pounding and I can’t go outside to buy groceries because the Province is on fucking 🔥. Is this the type of benifits I can keep expecting?

Maler males for America

Omg. Today is a good reminder that nothing, absolutely nothing, else matters if we don’t have clean air and water and let the planet fucking burn.

These Blade Runner ass smoke days should henceforth be called Carney Days.

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I can literally taste smoke inside my house. Today is 3 months since I had an actual cigarette and the vibe is why did I bother?

An individual even wanting to “own” such a thing is legit psycho behaviour. The wealthy are not okay.

So many little wins for NYC. This is so nice 🥲, not just for the parents but also for the kids. 4 hours of activities with park staff sounds like a blast! We could really make cities such awesome societies to live in we are being robbed.

Whether this story is apocryphal or not, how we shit on Lindsay Graham today matters. Other Quislings who are still alive and enabling Trump need to know how they will be remembered if they don’t turn on him immediately. This is the legacy that awaits them all.

As a sort of joke, I wrote 2 years of papers in my undergrad (by hand) using only reference material I owned. To be fair I had serious used book store problem.

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I am afraid you are asking to speak to the wrong manager, dude

At this point I’m almost wondering if a Conservative minority government would’ve been less harmful, if only because they’d be less effective at implementing the same policies. The pushback would be louder, there’d be checks and balances. But Carney is bulldozing Canada with conservative reforms…

Oh no no. The risk calculation that involves the scale of wanting a different eye colour vs the potential to lose the ability to *to see* is a very clear and simple one I truly do not understand some people 😭

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I for one eagerly await the day some idiot early in on this tech is murdered by it (Though will not be pleased should it kill their kid or cat rather than them)

You cats better put on your best panties and get your golf coins pointing to the heavens

I like TS as much as us reasonable for a 49yro, but this is horrible. Also my in addition to the physical space my entire Instagram feed utterly unbearable

Incredible stuff

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Exactly. Addicting entire generations of men to gambling as teenagers is insane. Not going to end well!

But literally no colour emulsion stock in 1929 honestly enough with trying to post a fact with a slop picture it’s driving me mad

A group of summer sweaty teenaged boys, blasting music freely out a phone, just walked by me while enjoying some patio time and my god, the smell 🤢

It’s perfect performance art imo

The gaps are so huge. Yes from a visual perspective trying clothing on you look in a mirror. But the real thing that is happening is how does it fit and feel, and that directly influences what you see in the mirror They want us all disassociated

A revolting habit of patriarchy's upholders is insisting all women are there to be judged as pleasing or not pleasing their sad little libidos. And really it's not even about that: it's about displaying to other upholders that they are the anointed judges and not the judged. But judge him. Harshly.

Definitely going to help with the male violence epidemic to addict them all to gambling in their teens

Completely psychotic! Girl you can have any number of private islands to do this yet you decided to shut down parts of nyc?? does the president not do this more than enough? 🤯

From what I can tell Mamdani is doing an excellent job “patching things up” for the Democratic Party

My big takeaway from my looking at Instagram feed this eve is: Debi Mazar absolutely topping the ageing like fine wine category. she looks better than Charlie Obvi she’s had work done but it is SO WELL DONE

Go gone girl go

I’m a sucker for these type of docs and let me tell you - this girl (and her family) does not do her any favours by speaking.

Not an advertisement - but three weeks ago (at week 3 no 🚬) I bought one of these after admitting I am as powerless against things on my phone as I am cigarettes, perhaps more so. Slowly been extending scheduled locks and adding in more and more apps it blocks - it’s amazing. Highly recommend!

May 12 days sit for the rest of time as the only time there has ever been a trillionaire

Lmao. These people are batshit

This makes me very very happy

Top tier comedy

the future is now 😭

I love a samosa but I’m too lazy to make dough so I’ve taken to just making the filling as a side and I can’t believe this isn’t more widely a thing

BAN THEM