accidentally made 17 kms jokes at school today

are fucking kidding me this fit everything

first hot shower in 32 days 💅

3 am travel day had nothing on me

🥰💋

skinny dipped in the caribbean and then got a daiquiri w lunch bc it’s my last day and why the hell not ☀️😁

first 5star audiobook of the year 🙌 “feels as if Jigsaw were the lead producer of Love Island”… if you love reality tv and thrillers, this is a must read for 2026 #BookSky open.substack.com/pub/earbook/...

bitches be stiffer than a dick pic!! 🙄

starting #TheTraitorsUk 3 👀

bummed it’s the last week. puerto rico’s been so good to me

i’m so tired all the time 🥺

nuremberg 2 electric boogaloo when

🙂‍↕️🫶

every day since nicki went fascist… haven’t felt this empty since my mom died (like kinda joking)

techichi in the trunk

remember in order to be the best help to other people you also have to take care of yourself!!! you do not have to post, you do not have to watch graphic and sensitive material ‘to understand’. focus on your well being first always in order to be the best assistance

oh rachel zoe the mother you are #rhobh

sorry to hear about your snowstorm

this is what applying for a job is like

i would crawl across glass for miles

ONE WEEK TILL IM BACK HOME IN NEW YAWWWWK CITY BBY

i got bed hair and this giant bed bug

ohmyyyyyy new prof is such a dilf

“the devastating luxury of panic overtook me and it never left” oh, evelyn, what a great take on grief. i loved the characters (particularly evelyn and harry). i cried a dozen times. A 5-star modern queer tragedy

disheveled :/

this go live feature is gonna ruin me

class starts tomorrow and not 1/29 like i misread in the syllabus

being held on this boat >>>>>

coming out as a makeoutaholic

finally getting around to seven husbands of evelyn hugo

GOOD MORNING SLAYYYTER music.apple.com/us/album/dan...

long day of beach play, now time for little man to nap on his bear he got on our road trip to chicago

1 star can still be electric pig slop

wwsrd (wwstaceyruschdo)

hiked here this am

same girl

Robyn & Slayyyter both dropping albums on march 27th!!!!! GAY RIGHTS

☀️😁

hyping myself up to post on ig grid for first time in 6 months

starting another frieda mcfadden book (the intruder) and it’s absolutely electric pig slop

good morning bsky 😇

📍brunch at the english rose

starting #TheTraitors ep 3 and michael rappaport is a disgusting goblin

#1 freeloader

Donna Kelce on Traitors

alan picked the best traitors this season i’m buzzing #TheTraitors

ICE aren’t police, they are a terrorist group who take orders from a criminal traitor.