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Well, that's another trip around the sun. Woo?

One of my biggest regrets from my trip to Japan is not picking up a Famicom console from the literal bins full of them, so I was very happy to see a site that will buy them locally and ship internationally. Until I saw the shipping costs. Think I'll just have to go back to get one

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It’s way cooler when someone else squeezes my belly

I'm not entirely sure where this result came from, but it is not inaccurate.

Finally a change of scenery 🦀

Hotel lighting? Time for bed.

Oh my god Top Secret! is on. Where is my popcorn?

DK Bananza is a lot bigger of a game than I was expecting. But if it is canon, and this is when DK first met Pauline, and they're friends, does this mean that Mario from the original arcade game is now retroactively the bad guy? I kind of approve of Mario getting the Braid treatment.

I love that Australians' reaction to the ban on importing US "beef" being lifted is basically "who would be so cruel to feed a dog *that*?!"

I enjoyed Superman a lot, and was not expecting 5 Year's Time to be in the soundtrack.

This little dickhead disappeared for a week, so I assumed he had been taken by an eagle or a fox. Today he just rocked up and hissed at me until I fed him.

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Finished the day with a hug from the lovely (and ridiculously tall) Roxy Harte at drag bingo. I think she's the second tallest drag queen I've met - first was at Sporties in Brisbane who was more than a full head taller than my 6 foot 3.

Saw the new Jurassic Park movie. It has to be the dumbest, most infuriating movie I have ever seen. Can we just stop with this franchise now?!

I find fish very relaxing, and while I have owned some more complex species (including a batch of Texan cichlids which, while beautiful, had a habit of switching between "have all the babies" and "I'll kill you all!"), I always fall back to goldfish. Could sit and watch them for hours.

Got to *that* part of the fight with S***** in Clair Obscur and because I usually use Nintendo controllers but I'm currently using an X-Box controller I said *No* instead of Yes and.... This is fine. I'm fine.

Not only is this awesome, it somehow got delivered from Japan in 4 days.

My kickstarter pack from @polleiro.bsky.social arrived and I have to say this is the best thing I've ever gotten from a kickstarter campaign. ❤️

There are reasons Tactics is my favorite FF title

Just a reminder, happy pride, die mad about it

Daybreakers really did use Central Station as sets a *lot*

So the cool and kind of cute water tank maintenance guy came around today, and I just realised I had a whole conversation with him while wearing my Snorlax onesie. He was kind enough not to point that out 🤣

10 PRINT "I AM OLD" 20 GOTO 10

Got a couple of Wedge-Tail Eagles hanging around. The chickens and ducks have learned to heed the local cockatoos' warnings.

So I'm catching up with the bits of Dragula I missed, and, uh, Landon Cider had *no* business being that attractive as a biker werewolf....

This is probably the most risque picture of me I've ever posted on social media and uuuuuuuuuuúuuuuugh.

I am very ashamed to say that even though I've played Blue Prince enough to get to room 46 and am a lover of puns, I didn't get the little joke in the game's name until last night 😭

Am I alone in thinking the Black Mirror episode "Plaything" had the happiest ending of all of them?

Forgot to update with my favourite bucket hat.

I think for the first time ever a social media "algorithm" actually did its job. Instagram of all things recommended the intro to "There Will Come Soft Rains" to me. I remember watching it as a kid on a show called Eat Carpet and it stuck in my head ever since but I never knew what it was called.

Post a movie from the year you lost your virginity.

My hair autonomously decided to do a thing today, and I have to say I kinda like it

Just eating and …

Well this is new. Instead of "this meeting could have been an email", I get to say "this proposed meeting is literally already an email". What fun.

Suzie Toot's mom being literally named Suzie Toot is the biggest plot twist of the season.

I love the family resemblance episodes of Drag Race, but I always end up feeling weird because I have absolutely zero reference points to relate to the connections. I *understand* them, but in the same way I understand how photosynthesis works. Still makes me happy to see it though.

Dammit I'd kill for proper fajitas right now 😭

It's been a crappy week with no power, but today I got a package from @polleiro.bsky.social and things are a little brighter 😁 If you've missed it so far, check out his new book on Kickstarter - www.kickstarter.com/projects/184...

I kinda like this look.

Well, the cyclone took so long to get here it kinda died. We still managed to lose a tree somehow - just a small one that looks like it was already dying. Now I have some very upset poultry to put back in their coop after a night in the garage.

Senshi, the man of vitruvio.

Anyone who thinks English is easy needs a good smack upside the head.

*Sees Lion's Mane mushrooms for sale* Fuck yes! *buys* *Looks up recipes* "Should not be eaten by people on blood thinners, with platelet disorders, or with autoimmune issues." Two out of three is bad, right? Sigh.

KM3NeT xkcd.com/3053

Thought up a comic in the shower that *must* have already been done. Panel 1: Guy A is at Guy B's house admiring his stuff and asks how he could afford it all. Panel 2: Guy B smugly replies "Five finger discount". Panel 3: Guy B in a mall security office giving the security guard a hand job.

Describe your taste in men/women/both/neither using 4 actors:

Now that Google Maps refers to the Gulf of Mexico as "Gulf of Mexico/Gulf of America" (spineless pricks...) I will now only accept the names "North Mexico" or "South Canada" as the name of the country between Canada and Mexico.