Damn. I can't even get drunk. What's the use of working here if I can't even really get drunk...

"Damn, can I opt out? Mine kinda sucked."

This!

I know what you did.

NOT BY ME

Time to get laid, old man.

I forgot those were a thing.

I—USE A BOX???

CLARICE DON'T HIT MY GIRLFRIEND

What do I get back??

Today is my 1 year Bluesky anniversary 🥳

It was routine to do her makeup. Then clean the bar counter. Then tidy up the rest of the bar and make sure nothing untoward was hanging around outside. The routine felt good. It felt calming. Normal. It would be just another normal day, wouldn't it?

"I think I'd look great in a bikini."

There are only so many times she can clean the same cup before a customer inevitably shows up... right?

Fixing the windows of the casino with a glum air about her.

It is nice, huh? I mean! We gotta lock in, girl!

I'm mostly distressed around you because you're hot.

This is not the time to be making me blush! [she is still blushing] If you're going to carry me- no, you're not going to need to, but I'll remember that!

It definitely sounded like something blew up and I swear I heard bits of something hit the casino wall.

Dealio. ... disregard how trashed I am otherwise.

Tag-team?

My glowsword. I really doubt they can take it from me. The only problem is, they're not great against guns. But they don't know that!

Oh. Yeah. Right. You got your fists and that's all you need.

Oh I like that attitude, Eddie. Think I got something better than a table leg, though.

There's a LOT of people out there.

Kick their asses.

I think the weird radio tower lady is having a rough time?

Accidentally ruined my favorite dress. Day ruined.

Anyways I'm pretty, hot, single, and I know how to get drunk REALLY fast.

😒

Oh okay.

[giggling] ...yeah, it did, didn't it... c'mere.

[blushing] it made my legs look hella good.

I had a pair of short-shorts and a black top that was sheer around the clavicle and had a rose embroidered on it, then I had my white sundress with flowers on it.

When I got here I only had two outfits...

hey do you want to make out now

Did you quit?

I heard boobs and I'm interested

What's all the racket?

I want someone who will hold me when I sob and tell me I'm pretty.

Someday I'll get someone to tell me good morning without immediately asking for whiskey at 9 AM.

Dragging @achopperpilot.bsky.social into her tent...

Aren't you that kriffing dragon that nearly destroyed the town?

Unless there's people here that talk like I do, I imagine you may never hear it again. I'm [very] far from home.

Unfortunately, they have a long history of fulfilling it. Ogappa, Jabba, Nal Hutta, Ziro, Rotta, Gorga. I had the unfortunate pleasure of meeting two of those. Yeah, that's why I sound strange. Stranger than everyone around here, at least.

🙄

Don't test me. You won't like it.

STOP SHOUTING AT THE BAR!

The slug people have a strong stereotype of being gangsters, ringleaders, and heralding criminal organizations, which seems on the nose now that I think about it. And I'm from a planet called Coruscant. [Although she sounds British.]

|| trying to find her irritating inner voice again, because I feel like she's gotten too far away from her "disposition: irritable" status