Guy who forgets to put the bean sprouts in the pad thai, 3 minutes before forgetting to put the bean sprouts in the pad thai: alright, i just gotta not forget to put the bean sprouts in the pad thai.

well i was right about not being particularly well-suited for the combat in tears of the kingdom, being a primarily mouse and keyboard person, but i do very much enjoy having a little world to run around in and explore so i am having a good time. i just have to cheese all of the fights, is all.

Dice jail.

Made cheddar/parmesan/garlic/basil bread for thanksgiving yesterday and it worked out really well. The second time. The first time i forgot to add the yeast so i had to quickly throw together another pan of ingredients and bring the entire bread machine to the place to make it there in situ.

1st & 2nd korok: these guys aren't so bad, not sure why everyone hates them so much haha 5th korok: this little green bitch must perish

Every year a handful of idiots who've never heard of a deli try to do the "well if turkey is so good why does nobody ever eat it any other time" contrarianism

Made something super cool but can't show anyone for an entire month 😃👍

Post this cat

Heard a track from the tron ares score incidentally today and it sounded good, but now i'm mad that i've never heard any of the tron legacy score on the sirius xm soundtracks channel.

"It's always darkest before the dawn" yeah that's because it's night

slightly panicked when i opened up my steam controller back panel and saw one of the batteries had leaked. didn't leak much and controller is mostly clean but i can't stand the thought of anything happening to it, i've had it so long and i love it so much.

venture over watch

Good work everyone

She let me hit because i look like a bruised apple you neglected for 4 days

Mata "The Rock" Nui

Becoming increasingly apparent than any regulations enacted after all of this have to be retroactive. If you spent the last 10-20 years fleecing people because you were able to get away with it, guess what buddy, we want all that back.

Started the day strong by grabbing the container that had an uncooked chicken breast in it instead of the container with the cinnamon rolls on the way out this morning. I only realized this after sticking it in the microwave at work for one minute.

Getting the gabecube so i can decorate it with nuva symbols

(Gen z system of a down) i don't think you trust in my self-righteous unalive

Meowfeggio 528hz Healing Frequencies ✨️🌌

Landlord is having the bath tiles regrouted meaning i couldnt take a shower last night so i am having a very bad day

A planet's rotation is how long its day be

My coworker had gotten this and decided to give it to me

I think a funny thing to do would be to get a costume and green screen and re-cut all the final destination movies so that you can see the grim reaper running around setting up all the contrivances.

The good news for any govt oversight person who wants to investigate this stuff is that you have a justifiable chance to say something incredibly funny to sam altman in the official record.

"I work in business" yeah me too man it's called having a job, what do you actually do

I should be allowed to go home.

One time years ago i saw a combat robot video where one was a spinner, and as soon as the match started and the bots left their starting boxes the spinner went absolutely out of control and lurched around the ring, and the other bot just warily backed into its starting box again.

You would not believe your eyes

I really do love all the kitschy halloween stuff and am always sad to see it go.

A sad sputter to end the month of halloween. I shouldve taken the evening off. Minor comfort in that i got a bit of a (new) project done and figured out the next steps.

My body is a machine that turns unfinished projects into 5 unfinished projects.

The Force is not a set of superpowers for someone to wield, it's part of the fundamental fabric of the universe, existing within and around all living beings, connecting them together as one. Also there's a Good version and an Evil version.

got an eye exam today and was told that i have little tiny patches in the exact center of my lenses that are slightly clouded, which might explain why there was always some kind of round fuzzy patch in the center of e.g. microscopes whenever i tried to look in them. i thought that was normal!!

Disassembling things at 2am, like a normal person does.

I highly doubt they're gonna finish that ballroom before February 9th, 2026.

the fun thing about physics is you can do the "microsoft was founded by John Microsoft" bit and usually be somewhere between 40%-50% correct about it

Imagine having to proctor an exam for a group where half of them would see the word "immigrant" in a question and reflexively unload an entire magazine of bullets into the paper, then reload and do it again.

It's funny that after so many years of minimalism and flat colors there's a rush back to logos and graphics with heavy gradients because they need to normalize and match the output of awful ai-generated images lmao

Ori and the Double-Blind Study

white house has joined bluesky click here to block all official us government accounts instantly bsky.app/profile/did:...

Marathons are a funny concept. People looked at a historical event where a guy ran too far then died and were like yeah let's all do that.