“He didn’t literally mean he would wipe out an entire civilization” Then he shouldn’t have fucking said it. He’s the President of the United States. He has sole launch authority over the world’s most sophisticated nuclear arsenal, and words mean things.

Kevin Hassett has to be exhausted. I mean, between giving interviews during the day and baking all those cookies in his treehouse at night, when does he have time to sleep?

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This turnout in ruby red Moore County tells me Richard Hudson should update his resume.

Mike Johnson’s head is so far up trumps ass that he can see the sunshine when trump opens his mouth

If you had one awesome parent and one parent who was a narcissist and totally fucked you up, let’s follow each other 😅

Can we talk about what an icon Tina Turner was? Ella, Aretha, and Tina are THE best American singers of all time. In my humble opinion anyway

Cannot wait for her name to come out

Pretty sure that’s Richard Hudson. I say pretty sure because he’s so rarely out of hiding we all forget what he looks like sometimes

Dogs will save us all.

Maybe lifting sanctions on Iranian oil isn’t stupidity. Maybe it’s their strategy? Gotta make sure Iran hags in there long enough to be an attempted excuse to cancel an election. I swear I didn’t used to be a conspiracy theorist

Zero sympathy.

The state of Tennessee is moving towards creating a full registry of trans people by requiring medical providers to report all of their personal health information to the state department of health.

“Hagan un trencito Hagan un trencito De este lado y del otro Bailando la cumbia se ven más bonitos” It’s a fucking imaginary line in the sand. I literally don’t care. I’d rather have undocumented humans here than MAGA extremists

“I feel like I could lay down And get up no more It’s the damndest feeling I’ve never felt it before Tonight i feel Like an old violin Soon to be put away And never played again Don’t ask me why I feel like this Hell I can’t say I only wish this feeling Would just go away”

Cartoon by Jonathan Brown

Tornado warning in DC. Hope a House doesn’t fall on Pam Bondi. Actually…

Guy in front of me on the way home had a trump sticker on his car. I think he heard me playing Fuck Donald Trump. Probably because I rolled down my windows and had it on full blast 🤷‍♂️

I cannot adequately explain how fucked up the World Cup situation is wihen the president of a host nation *threatens the safety* of one of the participants (Iran). The USA should be removed as a host nation and if it's not, the games shoud be boycotted and ANYONE WITH A MORAL CENTER should see that.

Medicare for All - "That's socialism!" Social Security - "That's socialism!" Debt free education - "That's socialism!" Universal childcare - "That's socialism!" $1 billion per day on a war in the Middle East that no one wants, while millions of people at home struggle. "That's just how it is."

I keep seeing people ask about the 25th Amendment. Guys. His entire Cabinet is walking around in shoes that don’t fit because they’re scared to take them off. The 25th is never happening.

🎩 Living in America, is exhausting Hustle culture, is dead we are done The juice, isn’t worth the squeeze The game is rigged, so stop playing We, need a national general strike! 🇺🇸 If we don’t do this now, then we have no future, it’s only going to get worse! SHUT THIS WHOLE COUNTRY DOWN!

If Obama had worn a baseball cap…

There wasn’t enough money to keep the expanded child tax credit that reduced poverty but there’s plenty of money to bomb Iran. We’re asked how we’ll pay for expansions of social services but it’s never asked how we’ll pay for tax breaks for the wealthy.

Phil Berger’s going through some things

Look at that NC Democratic turnout in a primary. Even gerrymandered districts aren’t safe this year.

The Dow’s way below 50,000. Can we have accountability now?

DHS has admitted to deporting 86 #DACA recipients and detaining 261 others—that we know of. One DACA recipient was abducted at her green card interview. “It seemed like we walked in and she never had a chance,” her daughter said. “It felt like we just walked into a trap.”

NC09 is turning blue this year. I don’t care where Richard Hudson goes. The important thing is that he’ll be gone.

If you’re in NC09 and haven’t voted, vote for this man today!

I hope you all take comfort in the fact that Mike Johnson and JD Vance are probably smelling Trump’s diaper

Just an FYI.

He’s gonna declare 1000% tariffs on all countries right?

Trump says our country is the hottest country on earth. IT’S BECAUSE WE’RE A FUCKING DUMPSTER FIRE

God I love The Sandhills

I spent my childhood inside of American concentration camps. I know one when I see one. And that is what ICE is building.

Stephen Colbert has more backbone than most members of Congress.

“I’ve never protested before - but I just watched 4th & 5th grade kids run away from our own government.” 😕🇺🇸💔 (From @crindivisible.bsky.social )

Your GOP representative is up for reelection. Put as much focus on the primary as the general. Actually, put more. We need to make sure we have the absolute best candidate to kick out the incumbent.

DHS is shutting down because it refuses to obey the law. They are tear-gassing schools, killing American citizens, and disappearing legal immigrants. Democrats shouldn’t fund an out of control ICE.

I just want to move to Mexico and never come back. Is that too much to ask?

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Remember that JD Vance press Conference? Once again, they telegraphed it. Please believe that this administration will try to do everything they say they’ll do. This is not the election to sit on the sidelines. Please get involved!

I love the smell of early voting in the morning. Smells like victory. #NC09

Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin

I’m gonna need The Animaniacs to sing this list ASAP