Struggled to find a toilet at Da Nang airport because the multi lingual signs confused me

Last $4NZ breakfast before I fly home 😭

Bánh mì checklist ✔️ Free iced tea ✔️ Air conditioning ✔️ Tiny chairs ✔️ Roadside view ✔️ Great price

Sun lounger: $2.50 San Miguel pint: $3 Getting knocked off your feet by waves and ingesting the South China Sea: priceless

All this at the beach plus free WiFi (1nzd is about 15k vnd)

Obligatory Hoi An tailor visit

How's the weather in NZ? Apropos of nothing, this 3 litres of ice cold beer cost $20

Good morning Vietnam!

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Qiulae Wong is obviously not ready for politics; she answered the questions that were asked and even gave straight yes/no responses. Rookie

This is your reminder that a "one-in-100-year" event just means that, every year, that event has a 1% chance of occurring

Fell off

Just got told by my Android Auto that "I understand your frustration, while I don't respond to that kind of language, I am still here to help you" In my defence, it absolutely was a motherfucking useless cunt piece of shit

How smart can fog be?

Not to worry, we use paper straws

For travellers who really want that extra scrutiny while going through international checkpoints

To my utter lack of surprise, clicking "connect me to a real person" on AirNZ's chat site does not in fact connect you to a real person

Apparently this is US "ranch slang". Heavily phoneticised English is used to lean into the accent and signify they are a real rancher. I hate it

I guess that's only 9 missing now

Next time you're in Arrowtoen I highly recommend the Gibbston cheese shop for clearance cheeses

Pretty sure the answer is p=mv

Surf and Turf at Riverton. Paua and Ribeye

Overheard outside the pub; TOMMY CAN'T GET IN! Why not? He forgot his ID Can't he just show them his Facebook?

Bought a checked shirt so I'd blend in at the Riverton Races. My only concern is nobody will know I'm wearing it ironically

Splitting the A doesn't have quite the same ring as splitting the G

Sharing my wisdom with the youths is my passion

Caption this

Can you help fill out this quick anonymous survey about how humans perceive forests? It would be great. Thanks!

Only 3 emails today about rate increases due to fuel prices, I'll count that as a win

Diesel is so expensive this person has converted their DMax to electric

Ka- ching

Of course she got caught, her bag was overweight

The free market is marketing freely US butter in NZ

Your built-in navigation is shit anyway, Ford. You'd have to pay me to use it

This is why nobody uses copilot. Hell, I've never used copilot and it's still fucking annoying

I was excited for the upcoming lunar eclipse until I learned how late it was going to be

Happy National Lamb Day to all those who celebrate

Behold the Eltham Omelette! 30g each of the Elthan Cheese Bar's finest parmesan, gouda, havarti, smoked havarti, mozzarella and aged cheddar

Well worth 60 seconds of your time! 😂😂

Two day delivery from Taranaki to Ashburton and the cheese was still cold!

Which one is Bad Bunny?

Thank God, I thought butter was getting too cheap

I don't often go to Methven, but I'm going to avoid it especially hard on Match 21st (and I drive a Ranger)

Jiggly brisket

DINNER TIME!

I blame @dairymannz.bsky.social for this. #noregerts

Saw this yesterday, ordered, and today I have a kg each of cheddar, Parmesan and mozzarella off cuts. will have to share as it is a LOT. I’m happy.

Sweet baby cheeses

Eltham Cheese Bar share.google/nR0zlbDwf7uh...

Eltham Cheese Bar will be dropping the link to their online shop on Monday! Cheap offcuts DELIVERED TO YOUR DOOR