All the kids were home for dinner

The Consumer Food Safety Insights Survey (conducted by the MPI) found: • 67% of New Zealanders who prepare chicken say they wash it either "sometimes" or "always." • ​79% of consumers incorrectly believe that they should wash raw chicken or are unsure if they should.

Went out for lunch, had a strawberry for dessert

Saturday shenanigans

I smoke it to the east And I smoke it to the west And I smoke it to the beef shanks that I love the best I be smokin' 🎶

Every time time I walk into Farm Source and see this tree, I feel the need for some Christmas spirits

The gentle sounds of the country... Birds singing Cows grazing Automatic transmission being slammed into Park before the vehicle is fully stationary

And oldy from when twitter was fun

Stack of meat

Woohoo!

Maybe there is merit in this whole solar power thing 🤔 63.7kW system on the cowshed roof, $80k installed. No batteries Export rate 12c/kWh

Help me Obi-Wan, you're my only coke

To me, Jim Bolger's legacy will always be how he prevented NZ from becoming a nuclear superpower by declining the offer of a nuclear submarine as payment for butter www.theguardian.com/world/2013/o...

They should've asked Adrian where he put them before he left

It watches while you charge someone else's phone #CUKTECH

President of Peace

"Focusing on supermarket brands is like mistaking the gift wrap for the present. Branding is about emotions. Business is not." Fonterra brands sale about good business, not emotions | The Post share.google/IVSKiK1ZUW1f...

Son finally graduated, so I got him a PhD Bear

Yoghurt recalled for containing... MILK!!! www.9news.com.au/national/coc...

Tanker driver accidentally put the pump in reverse and overflowed my vat 🙄

Yesterday is history Tomorrow is a mystery But today IS #PIEDAY

According to my mentions, Fonterra

Was wondering what that funky smell was following me around post-shower, then I remembered I'd cleaned a cow out this afternoon without a glove

#BHN Tonight at 9pm - @dairymannz.bsky.social talks butter prices - David Seymour actively making it harder for people to vote, people who he thinks are 'drop kicks' - Nicola Willis says Kiwis not getting a "raw deal" from Fonterra on butter prices @chewienz.bsky.social youtube.com/live/0o2ArQO...

What the fuck is the point of doing an extended segment on a shop being burgled twice in the same night, and BLURRING OUT THE OFFENDER'S FACE!? "The shop keeper has made this still from the security footage available to police" I HOPE THAT ONE WASN'T BLURRED OUT!!

Imagine your husband goes out with his mistress, and this is how you have to find out he listens to Coldplay

Yo, VIP, let's kick it

WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE EXTREME CLOSE UPS OF TOENAILS BEING CLIPPED ON MY TV SCREEN

Peak Butter Derangement Syndrome

Guess the break is over

Tiktok is a strange and wonderful place

For as little as $10 a week, you can support a dairy farmer. Somewhere, a little farmer waits

Nice of Sydney to put out the welcome signs for me

It's not over 'til the fat farmer sings

Yesterday's breakfast was $30, today's was $10. Both were equally delicious

I'm at international departures in Christchurch and just heard this announcement... "Your boarding pass will not scan if your boarding group has not been called" FINALLY! Technology being used for good and pure purposes

Woohoo! A new butter factory to supply the domestic market www.ruralnewsgroup.co.nz/dairy-news/d...

I can only assume the all you can eat sushi place hates my sons

Graduation gift for the new PhD

So, the Herald got AI to summarise an RNZ article, and it did it so badly a media complaint was upheld? www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/nz-media-...

Let's not

Learning about Peak Tractor from Brad Olsen

I don't remember planting those

I hope they're all low emission vehicles 🤯

Feeling attacked

Can't believe Edna ended it 😭😭😭

That will conveniently plug any budget holes! Well played, Willis

Just tried Gemini AI on my phone. It has a distinctly Australian accent and tried to gaslight me. "I don't have an accent, I do not have a voice. I am text based" Typical Aussie

Non paywall at Waikato Times www.waikatotimes.co.nz/business/360...

Celebrating strong New Zealand D!