Sharing my wisdom with the youths is my passion

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Can you help fill out this quick anonymous survey about how humans perceive forests? It would be great. Thanks!

Only 3 emails today about rate increases due to fuel prices, I'll count that as a win

Diesel is so expensive this person has converted their DMax to electric

Ka- ching

Of course she got caught, her bag was overweight

The free market is marketing freely US butter in NZ

Your built-in navigation is shit anyway, Ford. You'd have to pay me to use it

This is why nobody uses copilot. Hell, I've never used copilot and it's still fucking annoying

I was excited for the upcoming lunar eclipse until I learned how late it was going to be

Happy National Lamb Day to all those who celebrate

Behold the Eltham Omelette! 30g each of the Elthan Cheese Bar's finest parmesan, gouda, havarti, smoked havarti, mozzarella and aged cheddar

Well worth 60 seconds of your time! 😂😂

Two day delivery from Taranaki to Ashburton and the cheese was still cold!

Which one is Bad Bunny?

Thank God, I thought butter was getting too cheap

I don't often go to Methven, but I'm going to avoid it especially hard on Match 21st (and I drive a Ranger)

Jiggly brisket

DINNER TIME!

I blame @dairymannz.bsky.social for this. #noregerts

Saw this yesterday, ordered, and today I have a kg each of cheddar, Parmesan and mozzarella off cuts. will have to share as it is a LOT. I’m happy.

Sweet baby cheeses

Eltham Cheese Bar share.google/nR0zlbDwf7uh...

Eltham Cheese Bar will be dropping the link to their online shop on Monday! Cheap offcuts DELIVERED TO YOUR DOOR

At least she didn't say "Kreg"

Son was at the Outback Steakhouse in Sydney last night and got a blooming onion. I want one

Thoughts and prayers to the brave souls who insist on camping between Christmas and New Year

Thoughts and prayers to all the customer facing retail workers today. I'd rather be milking cows at 430am on Boxing Day than deal with bargain hunters

Merry Christmas

All the kids were home for dinner

The Consumer Food Safety Insights Survey (conducted by the MPI) found: • 67% of New Zealanders who prepare chicken say they wash it either "sometimes" or "always." • ​79% of consumers incorrectly believe that they should wash raw chicken or are unsure if they should.

Went out for lunch, had a strawberry for dessert

Saturday shenanigans

I smoke it to the east And I smoke it to the west And I smoke it to the beef shanks that I love the best I be smokin' 🎶

Every time time I walk into Farm Source and see this tree, I feel the need for some Christmas spirits

The gentle sounds of the country... Birds singing Cows grazing Automatic transmission being slammed into Park before the vehicle is fully stationary

And oldy from when twitter was fun

Stack of meat

Woohoo!

Maybe there is merit in this whole solar power thing 🤔 63.7kW system on the cowshed roof, $80k installed. No batteries Export rate 12c/kWh

Help me Obi-Wan, you're my only coke

To me, Jim Bolger's legacy will always be how he prevented NZ from becoming a nuclear superpower by declining the offer of a nuclear submarine as payment for butter www.theguardian.com/world/2013/o...

They should've asked Adrian where he put them before he left

It watches while you charge someone else's phone #CUKTECH

President of Peace

"Focusing on supermarket brands is like mistaking the gift wrap for the present. Branding is about emotions. Business is not." Fonterra brands sale about good business, not emotions | The Post share.google/IVSKiK1ZUW1f...

Son finally graduated, so I got him a PhD Bear

Yoghurt recalled for containing... MILK!!! www.9news.com.au/national/coc...

Tanker driver accidentally put the pump in reverse and overflowed my vat 🙄