Help me Obi-Wan, you're my only coke

To me, Jim Bolger's legacy will always be how he prevented NZ from becoming a nuclear superpower by declining the offer of a nuclear submarine as payment for butter www.theguardian.com/world/2013/o...

They should've asked Adrian where he put them before he left

It watches while you charge someone else's phone #CUKTECH

President of Peace

"Focusing on supermarket brands is like mistaking the gift wrap for the present. Branding is about emotions. Business is not." Fonterra brands sale about good business, not emotions | The Post share.google/IVSKiK1ZUW1f...

Son finally graduated, so I got him a PhD Bear

Yoghurt recalled for containing... MILK!!! www.9news.com.au/national/coc...

Tanker driver accidentally put the pump in reverse and overflowed my vat 🙄

Yesterday is history Tomorrow is a mystery But today IS #PIEDAY

According to my mentions, Fonterra

Was wondering what that funky smell was following me around post-shower, then I remembered I'd cleaned a cow out this afternoon without a glove

#BHN Tonight at 9pm - @dairymannz.bsky.social talks butter prices - David Seymour actively making it harder for people to vote, people who he thinks are 'drop kicks' - Nicola Willis says Kiwis not getting a "raw deal" from Fonterra on butter prices @chewienz.bsky.social youtube.com/live/0o2ArQO...

What the fuck is the point of doing an extended segment on a shop being burgled twice in the same night, and BLURRING OUT THE OFFENDER'S FACE!? "The shop keeper has made this still from the security footage available to police" I HOPE THAT ONE WASN'T BLURRED OUT!!

Imagine your husband goes out with his mistress, and this is how you have to find out he listens to Coldplay

Yo, VIP, let's kick it

WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE EXTREME CLOSE UPS OF TOENAILS BEING CLIPPED ON MY TV SCREEN

Peak Butter Derangement Syndrome

Guess the break is over

Tiktok is a strange and wonderful place

For as little as $10 a week, you can support a dairy farmer. Somewhere, a little farmer waits

Nice of Sydney to put out the welcome signs for me

It's not over 'til the fat farmer sings

Yesterday's breakfast was $30, today's was $10. Both were equally delicious

I'm at international departures in Christchurch and just heard this announcement... "Your boarding pass will not scan if your boarding group has not been called" FINALLY! Technology being used for good and pure purposes

Woohoo! A new butter factory to supply the domestic market www.ruralnewsgroup.co.nz/dairy-news/d...

I can only assume the all you can eat sushi place hates my sons

Graduation gift for the new PhD

So, the Herald got AI to summarise an RNZ article, and it did it so badly a media complaint was upheld? www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/nz-media-...

Let's not

Learning about Peak Tractor from Brad Olsen

I don't remember planting those

I hope they're all low emission vehicles 🤯

Feeling attacked

Can't believe Edna ended it 😭😭😭

That will conveniently plug any budget holes! Well played, Willis

Just tried Gemini AI on my phone. It has a distinctly Australian accent and tried to gaslight me. "I don't have an accent, I do not have a voice. I am text based" Typical Aussie

Non paywall at Waikato Times www.waikatotimes.co.nz/business/360...

Celebrating strong New Zealand D!

Good read from @dairymannz.bsky.social www.thepost.co.nz/business/360...

ChatGPT did me dirty,I didn't realise what it put on the calculator screen until too late

I started watching Andor, thinking it would be about Ewoks. Turns out they're from *Endor* My mistake

Are they really Brazilian cows, or just cows someone has shaved?

Wouldn't have thought a spinach based restaurant would be viable

Thesis accepted with no revision. Doctor Hickman is in the house at the tender age of 25

Eldest Son defends his thesis today. I guess from tomorrow I have to call him Doctor

Ribeyed for my pleasure

Still no new pope

Not even a little bit

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