DairymanNZ
@dairymannz.bsky.social
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Rainfall is measured in mm, not ml! Some posts are pure BS. Dairy farmer, Ashburton, NZ.
Sharing my wisdom with the youths is my passion
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The Cheese Goddess
16 days ago
Can you help fill out this quick anonymous survey about how humans perceive forests? It would be great. Thanks!
add a skeleton here at some point
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Only 3 emails today about rate increases due to fuel prices, I'll count that as a win
16 days ago
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Diesel is so expensive this person has converted their DMax to electric
18 days ago
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Ka- ching
26 days ago
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Of course she got caught, her bag was overweight
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The free market is marketing freely US butter in NZ
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Your built-in navigation is shit anyway, Ford. You'd have to pay me to use it
about 1 month ago
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This is why nobody uses copilot. Hell, I've never used copilot and it's still fucking annoying
about 1 month ago
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I was excited for the upcoming lunar eclipse until I learned how late it was going to be
about 1 month ago
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Happy National Lamb Day to all those who celebrate
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Behold the Eltham Omelette! 30g each of the Elthan Cheese Bar's finest parmesan, gouda, havarti, smoked havarti, mozzarella and aged cheddar
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Well worth 60 seconds of your time! ππ
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Two day delivery from Taranaki to Ashburton and the cheese was still cold!
about 2 months ago
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Which one is Bad Bunny?
about 2 months ago
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Thank God, I thought butter was getting too cheap
about 2 months ago
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I don't often go to Methven, but I'm going to avoid it especially hard on Match 21st (and I drive a Ranger)
about 2 months ago
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Jiggly brisket
about 2 months ago
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DINNER TIME!
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Annikakes
2 months ago
I blame
@dairymannz.bsky.social
for this.
#noregerts
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Julia
2 months ago
Saw this yesterday, ordered, and today I have a kg each of cheddar, Parmesan and mozzarella off cuts. will have to share as it is a LOT. Iβm happy.
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Sweet baby cheeses
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2 months ago
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Eltham Cheese Bar
share.google/nR0zlbDwf7uh...
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2 months ago
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Eltham Cheese Bar will be dropping the link to their online shop on Monday! Cheap offcuts DELIVERED TO YOUR DOOR
2 months ago
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At least she didn't say "Kreg"
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3 months ago
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Son was at the Outback Steakhouse in Sydney last night and got a blooming onion. I want one
3 months ago
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Thoughts and prayers to the brave souls who insist on camping between Christmas and New Year
3 months ago
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Thoughts and prayers to all the customer facing retail workers today. I'd rather be milking cows at 430am on Boxing Day than deal with bargain hunters
3 months ago
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Merry Christmas
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All the kids were home for dinner
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The Consumer Food Safety Insights Survey (conducted by the MPI) found: β’ 67% of New Zealanders who prepare chicken say they wash it either "sometimes" or "always." β’ β79% of consumers incorrectly believe that they should wash raw chicken or are unsure if they should.
3 months ago
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Went out for lunch, had a strawberry for dessert
4 months ago
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Saturday shenanigans
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I smoke it to the east And I smoke it to the west And I smoke it to the beef shanks that I love the best I be smokin' πΆ
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Every time time I walk into Farm Source and see this tree, I feel the need for some Christmas spirits
4 months ago
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The gentle sounds of the country... Birds singing Cows grazing Automatic transmission being slammed into Park before the vehicle is fully stationary
4 months ago
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And oldy from when twitter was fun
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Stack of meat
4 months ago
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Woohoo!
4 months ago
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Maybe there is merit in this whole solar power thing π€ 63.7kW system on the cowshed roof, $80k installed. No batteries Export rate 12c/kWh
5 months ago
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Help me Obi-Wan, you're my only coke
6 months ago
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To me, Jim Bolger's legacy will always be how he prevented NZ from becoming a nuclear superpower by declining the offer of a nuclear submarine as payment for butter
www.theguardian.com/world/2013/o...
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Missiles for milk: how Russia offered NZ military hardware to settle dairy bill
Former PM Jim Bolger 'absolutely stunned' to be offered a nuclear sub and two MiGs in lieu of money, new book reveals
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/oct/15/russia-offered-newzealand-military-hardware
6 months ago
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They should've asked Adrian where he put them before he left
6 months ago
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It watches while you charge someone else's phone
#CUKTECH
7 months ago
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President of Peace
7 months ago
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"Focusing on supermarket brands is like mistaking the gift wrap for the present. Branding is about emotions. Business is not." Fonterra brands sale about good business, not emotions | The Post
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Fonterra brands sale about good business, not emotions
OPINION: The outcry misses the fact Fonterraβs strength lies in bulk exports, niche ingredients, and foodservice partnerships that deliver billions. Have your say in the comments.
https://share.google/IVSKiK1ZUW1fvKLqN
7 months ago
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Son finally graduated, so I got him a PhD Bear
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Yoghurt recalled for containing... MILK!!!
www.9news.com.au/national/coc...
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Yoghurts pulled from Woolies, Coles shelves in nation-wide recall
https://www.9news.com.au/national/cocobella-yoghurt-recalled-from-woolworths-iga/342dc85b-b234-4db6-8d7b-256420c10c18
7 months ago
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Tanker driver accidentally put the pump in reverse and overflowed my vat π
8 months ago
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