don’t get me wrong i love birth control and reproductive autonomy but the adjustment period can be roughhhhh like why have i done nothing but cry the last 3 days

test running not drinking ridiculous amounts of coffee in the morning however does it even count if i’m just substituting it for strong black tea

that’s the stuff <3

cherry sakura red bull is a NO from me. bleurgh

i was gna do a july promosky but after having to go through my followers to block a bunch of freaked up men i’ve realised i am v content with the lovely not freak moots i have <3

“books for sad lonely women”

i wish customers would stop approaching me when i’m in the middle of daydreaming about being in my bed

i forgot that posting a selfie on here ultimately means that some gooner reprobate weirdos will repost it to their nasty nsfw pages lmaooo

bello (me)

my june reading wrap up: incidents in the life of a slave girl is an uncomfortable but NECESSARY read

just went into my kitchen and caught a black and white cat that is NOT mine bolting back out through the window. noooo come back ☹️☹️

i always see ppl doing this and i’m boredddd so hello come speak to me ngl.link/shmaimeee

love my partner so so much he’s my bff but sometimes i just wanna have a dinner that doesn’t have protein and/or 2 sides

mean girl murders my guilty pleasure

2040: all the polar ice caps in the arctic have melted and americans are still telling the locals to “uhhh just install aircon 👆🤓”

the discourse between americans and british people around whether or not british people should be complaining about the heatwaves is so stupid and annoying. like actually just shut UP

doc hudson so damn fine

work is hell on earth has no aircon, face is burnt, humidity is ruining my hair, heat rash so i smell like sudocrem. i do not have the will to go on

if you guys don’t hear from me i got struck by lightning and died on my way to work this morning

i hate that ‘i feel like a hare in a world full of bunnies’ trend bcos how dare u insult the beautiful majestic wise and resilient hare like that

honestly not the biggest fan of dogs but an irish wolfhound?? now that’s a REAL dog

don’t get jealous but i have an iced strawberry cucumber green tea rn and it is beautiful

the irony of shein selling a rage against the machine tshirt

know what i hate? those stupid haribo adverts where it’s grown adults in like office attire but they’re voiced over by really preppy sounding english children. idk it’s just giving evil and unsettling

hate when i’m going about minding my business and then i get randomly flashbanged by a memory of some stupid shit i did when i was like 19. there was something srsly wrong w me back then

appreciate my sad little meow meow or ELSE!!

just surviving off ice lollies and rage rn

actual bullshit weather

it took me 4 hours to reinstall sims 4 and all my packs because i have stupid rural village wifi !!!!! get me out of here

the sexual tension between me and a mortons crispy roll on a sunday

what if i told u that the popular view of ‘ancient’ scottish history that ppl eat up was actually just a marketing strategy invented by 19th century romanticists (and queen victoria)

just finding out that the killers are NOT british and also brandon flowers is a massive mormon??? what the fuck indeed

just downloaded letterboxd and i feel like a boomer how do i use this thing anyway if anyone wants to see me give every movie i watch 5 stars u should add me @ shmaimeee

yielded to societal pressure and shaved my armpits for a night out and 😔 i miss them so bad give me my pit hair back

Girl, stop stressing. You and all that ass are going to be just fine.

i can’t believe what they have done to shrek

Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet (if you feel like it) (i can’t choose just 1) my evil little boy

uh oh the tv license people are after me

have 4 days off work and i have a cold oh noooooo guess ill just have to stay inside and play the sims or something 😔

oh also i got more hours at work just in time to finally buy a switch 2 before fortunes weave comes out

was babysitting my 12 year old little cousin and he wanted to show me this ‘amazing new show’ called my hero academia. u don’t even know little buddy

A wee group of angry balaclava and mask-wearing anti-immigration guys tried to stop the good people of Glasgow showing solidarity with migrants and standing up to racism and fascism. Well, the far right are far outnumbered... #RefugeesWelcome #MigrantsWelcome #NeighboursNotStrangers #Glasgow

i had a bit of an alcoholic phase when i was 19-21 but despite being 99% sober for 6 years i still think i can drink like that when i do and i suffer for it every time lol

forcing myself to eat dinner at 4pm bcos i’m going out drinking at 5 but im a 7pm/8pm dinner girlie and it feels like im eating worms

theres a man who works in a well known sandwich franchise next to my work and inside my order i found an extra 2 cookies and a note with his number on it. turns out this idiot has done this to at least 3 other coworkers. this is weirdo freak behaviour right??? lunch w a side of harassment

i need people to understand that just because a mc in a book is unlikeable it doesn’t mean the book itself is BAD 🫩

that is alucard or… jeritza my beloved is that u??

anyway fuck the union alba gu bràth, tiocfaidh ár lá, cymru rydd and all that good stuff

stuck up english talk show hosts going on and on about scotland getting a bank holiday because of the world cup making snide wee comments about how its aCtUaLlY about alcoholism they actually hate us LOL