still haven't gotten over her btw

I'm tired of having to cook and decide what to eat for dinner every night, just let me filter feed like SpongeBob 😭

NOT THE POOP PLEDGE 😭

chat should I start House of the Dragon

I only work Monday and Tuesday this week 💃

Puppydog

James is always down for impromptu snack runs and THAT'S my why 🥰

HAPPY FRIDAY TO EVERYONE WHO HATES SLOP

About me✨🫧 Age: 29 Pronouns: she/her Location: ohio 🫩 Height: 5'2 Shoe size: 7.5/8 Sign: gemini ♊️ Sexuality: bi Taken: yes 💍 Fav food: chinese food Smoke: no Tattoos: one ☺️ Piercings: none Fav colour: pastel pink 🩷 DMs: closed Music: I'll listen to anything, but primarily pop, alt, rock, and folk!

tired of doing laundry just to wear clothes so I can do more laundry what the FUCK!!!!

aerithhhh #ff7

gaslighting my husband just a little as a treat

being a Columbus Blue Jackets fan is literal hell on earth why do I do this to myself

fitful rest

Final Fantasy VII (PS1, 1997)

cock & balls just flapping in the wind

happy caturday!!! 🐱

the marc jacobs beauty relaunch is so fun I want everything

wdym Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt finally got a 2nd season after 15 years???

Thanks Lorde but you really don't need to cyberbully me

making my husband watch Clannad with no context 😈

i've been seeing an influx of people not using alt text, did you know that it helps our visually impaired friends? it is a description of what the image/video/gif is. did you know you can turn on a setting that makes you put alt text before posting? settings > accessibility > require alt text

Mitch McConnell you want to die during pride month soooo bad

my love language is turning off all the unnecessary lights you have on <3

I made yummy soup for all my friends

it's always some bitch with a dog profile pic on facebook spouting the worst opinions

for every tiktok about dead parents that comes across my fyp I will mail one tsp of my mom's ashes to tiktok's headquarters

had a dream last night that my husband branded??? our dog??? dream me beat the fuck out of him and real me has been side eyeing him all morning

you're laughing. Criss Angel is levitating at the foot of my bed and you're laughing.

QTP with a male character you love!

what if I told you this is a real movie that my husband and I just found on a 🏴‍☠️ website and watched

not to be dramatic but I would rather bite my own toe off than eat blue cheese

100th post...kinda nervous

90% of modern media criticism just sounds like this

some bracelets I've made for the Noah Kahan concert next week 🤭

I must drink one coke zero a day or I'll die

need facebook to add the following relationship options: mom (dead) dad (deadbeat) uncle (called me a cunt) aunt (wants to fuck her brother) please and thanks!!! 🩷

ruining my day before it even starts by listening to Noah Kahan <333

if you wanna fight me you have to get through them first!!

wings dress

hey just an fyi in case you missed it but I'm the armored titan and he's the colossal titan

appreciate my sad little meow meow or ELSE!!

don't invite me to the function if I can't bring a cunty homemade pasta salad!!!!

Molly: molly lynn (when she's bad) molly moo moo moo moo schmoo little foot fluff moe (her evil persona) molliford b hayes (idk ask my husband) Freya: freya mae (when she's bad) momma bear momma (she responds to this more than her government name) the fastest seat stealer in the west big stinky

I can never judge anyone's music taste because I still think this is one of the best verses ever written

good morning friendos!!