Reminder to self: yesterday's pitch event is over. You are supposed to be writing.

My first #unhingedpit was so much fun. Thanks for all the smiles and inspiration (and love!) you delightfully unhinged writers.

#unhingedpit #A #F #H #dystopian "Vampire Academy" X 1984 In a world fallen to pieces, only the strongest, the sexiest and the most unhinged will survive! 😉

Antagonistic coworkers try to save the world in ChemPortal. Obstacles: angry cults, greedy corporations, the laws of physics, themselves. The stakes: Nothing less than their hearts. (And the future of humanity.) #UnhingedPit #SF #R #Q (Character art done by me. I'm sorry.)

#unhingedpit #ya #f #q introducing the cast of a harmony of witches: zenora—elphaba but trans and autistic melody—glinda but actually nice audrey three—audrey two but bostonian fern—fern

#UnhingedPit #SF #LGBT #R #Q

#unhingedpit #ya #f #wip posey after she finally gets expelled from the american army academy for powerful witches, probably

SNEAKERS (1992) x SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT (1977) x THE UNUSUAL (DR. PEPPER COMMERCIAL, 1985) #UnhingedPit #SF #LGBT #R #Q

Attention #litagents, you’re going to FALL in love with THE ICE BETWEEN US! #UnhingedPit #A #R #Q #LGBT #amquerying #agentsguide📌

A thread of my #unhingedpit posts. I'm having so much fun sharing all the creative brilliance of this community. ❤️ (More info about FATED FAKES in my 📌 agent's guide)

Pirates of the Caribbean but if Elizabeth was a bisexual mage, Will was a lesbian monster/pirate, James Norrington was an age-appropriate hottie that didn’t suck, and we spread the Jack shenanigans around. Then add more angst and a cult #unhingedpit #a #f #fr

Oh nooooo, looks like Jack and Charlotte will HAVE to work together, how unfortunate. *sips tea* #UnhingedPit #R #romystery #amquerying

i can't decide if my couple is toxic or just stupid #unhingedpit #q #wf

🚨 ESCAPED FUGITIVES ALERT 🚨 3 high-risk fugitives vanished from Agency prison without a trace When: unknown All very powerful & dangerous If you think you see something, DO NOT ENGAGE. Report to your local Agency representative immediately #UnhingedPit #CS #YA #F #M #R #MH

This came to me last night. What do you think: prophecy or just a really vivid dream? #UnhingedPit #Q #A #R

POV you hire someone to kill you and they 👏 just 👏 won't 👏 leave you alone #UnhingedPit 🖤 (very) dark rom-com 👥 dual pov 🌶️ spicy KILL ME MAYBE #WIP

Missing: Rikma Nadia, aspiring professional ballerina 18 years old, 5'8", 110 lbs long auburn hair, periwinkle eyes Last seen with Wolf: 18 years old, 6'1", gray eyes, hair white with black & gray mottling, pushy & smirky Contact Nick Slater with information #UnhingedPit #CS #YA #F #M #R #MH

One comp, Interview With The Vampire, is 49 years old! Am I unhinged for using it? Yep. But Anne Rice mixed history, paranormal, and decadent descriptions of culture and cities around the world. Like a vampire, her books keep moving beyond the grave.🌹 *Agent guide on profile* #UnhingedPit #R #Q

What if my snarky, thieving MC and her love interest went on a Chicken Shop Date in their dystopian world together? #unhingedpit #Q #YA #DYS #T #SF

soooo excited to finally be mutuals with my favorite characters from the pirate, the princess, and john ((who are definitely, totally, undoubtedly 100% legit and not DM bots or trolls!)) haha jk! it’s a pitch event day, of course they are #UnhingedPit #YA #F #LGBT #amquerying

Because an agent–author relationship is a partnership. Because I’m nothing if not a team player. #UnhingedPit #Q #A #R

The x-files but Scully arrested her sister for murder and Mulder is a vampire. #unhingedpit #a #uf #q

THE BANSHEE OF CLAN MURTAGH in memes 🖤 Gothic horror romantic tragedy 🖤 Plagues, sex, and family beef 🖤 Catholic trauma 🖤 Only one grave #UnhingedPit #Q #H #R #A #Historical #Gothic

#1 ranked Ohio State (HANNAH MCCOY) to play in 2025 College Football Playoff final. TBD who they will match up against – #18 ranked Michigan (JOSH ADLER) or unranked outside chance University of North Texas (TODD LIU). Tune in for the results in HANNAH MCCOY TAKES A STAND. #unhingedpit #A #R #Q

Dear Citizen of Calasca, Pack your bags! I am happy to extend an invitation for you to join us on LAST CHANCE MATCH, a new reality holovision program where LOVE ISLAND meets SQUID GAME and BLACK MIRROR. We promise you’ll find the one who’s to die for. #unhingedpit #NA #A #SF #R #W #dys

Will you swipe right on Chloé or Freja on Skatr, the new dating app exclusively for figure skaters looking for their perfect off-ice partner? #UnhingedPit #A #R #Q #LGBT #amquerying #agentsguide📌 #swiperight

My FMC's spirit guides have a question. #unhingedpit #A #R #PR #Q

I’m sure you’re all invested by now, so here’s PART 3 of Chicken Shop Date with my main characters. Anticipating a lovely happy ending for them because nothing bad ever happens in dystopian fiction, ever 🥰 #unhingedpit #Q #YA #DYS #T #SF

My beta readers are kind and enthusiastic people, but their reactions to my FMC's ex were a little... unhinged. #unhingedpit #A #R #PR #Q

The characters of HANNAH MCCOY TAKES A STAND as various Jurassic World Jonathon Bailey personas: Earnest musician returning to his craft + Handsome expert in his field + Chaotic and comfortable doof (+ a community orchestra + a concert solo + debilitating stage fright) #unhingedpit #A #R #Q

When it comes to getting you interested in THE ICE BETWEEN US, delulu is the solulu… #unhingedpit #r #q #lgbt #figureskating #manifesting #delulu #amquerying #postsfrom2031?

What could go wrong? THE BANSHEE OF CLAN MURTAGH is a gothic horror about the black sheep of a powerful 14th century Irish family and his doomed love story with the banshee who's haunted his household for generations. #UnhingedPit #Q #H #R #A #Historical #Gothic

PART 2 of Chicken Shop Date with my snarky MC and her love interest. #unhingedpit #Q #YA #DYS #T #SF

🎵 Hey I just met you / and this is crazy / but here's my number / so KILL ME MAYBE 🔪💕 #UnhingedPit #WIP Heather hires a ser*al k*ller to "end" her & accidentally falls in love with him instead.

The characters of 💕 HANNAH MCCOY TAKES A STAND 🎻 as frizzy-haired millennial icons: JOSH ADLER: “Stop! Stop! You sound horrible! Isn’t anyone practicing?” HANNAH MCCOY: "Somebody sat on me again.” TODD LIU: “Please let this be a normal field trip… with the Frizz? No way!” #unhingedpit #A #R #Q

...see what happens next in THE BANSHEE OF CLAN MURTAGH, a gothic horror romantic tragedy complete at 71,000 words. #UnhingedPit #Q #H #R #A #Historical #Gothic

Which character from FIRE AND DEATH would get raptured? (Coming Oct. '26) #UnhingedPit #F #YA

By popular demand, Nathaniel and Noah. #UnhingedPit #F #YA #thanksforgivingmesomethingelsetopost

Have you seen this woman? #unhingedpit #A #R #PR #Q

When an agent you queried updates their desired genres and yours isn't one of them

Nothing else seems to be working, so I'm going to have to actually *write* my book. I appreciate your understanding at this difficult time.

I've heard about something called "Full request Friday." Real or myth?

MURDER NIGHT AT HOTEL ADAIR is officially my most requested project. Milestones from the first 45 days: 🩸 Editor full request 🩸 Agent reading it in a day and wanting to throw the book across the room at the ending 🩸 16% request rate 🩸 agents not open to unsolicited manuscripts requesting the full

Day 10 in the query trenches *checks watch* Me: Ah, yes. You're exactly on time. My doubts: #amquerying

Remi's a real psychic, but can't seem to decipher her own predictions. (Especially regarding her love life.) ✨️FATED FAKES✨️ is now #querying See my 📌 agent guide for more #amquerying

Whenever I finish a manuscript, I always have a stab of fear. What if this is it? Maybe that lightning flash of inspiration doesn't strike again, and there will be no more stories. Friends, I have been struck. #amwriting #writingcommunity

Asher is the personification of the Hot Professor. He's just a teensy bit* skeptical of the whole psychic thing. *understatement ✨️FATED FAKES✨️ is #querying now See my 📌 agent guide for more #amquerying #contemporaryromance #romcom #paranormal

FATED FAKES has been in the trenches for one week! 📖 complete at 81K words 💕 unlikely romance of a psychic and a skeptic 👻 a poignant ghost story perfect for spooky season #amquerying #agentsguide #litagents

Today feels like an extra-blast-o'-coffee type Monday.

Jerky first impression? ✅️ But will he get you there safely? ✅️✅️ ✨️FATED FAKES✨️ is now #querying See my 📌 agent guide for more #amquerying