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Shoutout the goat @neomoth.dev

AI could never recreate this masterpiece

THANK YOU SO MUCH MY GOAT

I feel bad for some of my older coworkers who actually have to care about their job cause it’s their only option where me I couldn’t care less about it so they try and tell me to do certain things and I do them but like I just don’t care otherwise

In Mormon folklore there is something called the “White Horse Prophecy” where the Mormons save the US constitution from its destruction- this is weird to say but Mormons if you are listening PLEASE follow through we need you

both paiN and The MongolZ lost, it’s joever

not surprised

Complexity is also having a match tomorrow but like, come on, are we really gonna expect them to do well? Even against SAW which is ranked lower than them?

paiN’s next matchup is against Virtus dot pro which is pretty good but last time they fought paiN won so I have high hopes

paiN lost against The MongolZ, which isn’t surprising but I was really rooting for them. I do really respect The MongolZ though so I hope they do well in the future.

That’s kinda rude

This fucking website man

St. Vincent and the Grenadines sounds like a band

kdot getting the whole stadium to yell “a minor” is like the whoville to drake’s grinch

Modern Iranian architecture is peak

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

Get me out of this server dawg

The third amendment really is the best one

No thanks

Bro what the fuck

Getting lightheaded laughing at fucking “big ass hamburger bun :HUH:”

i keep having literal dreams of playing overwatch again. its trying to get me back but i wont let it

he speaks spanish so when he introduces himself he says "soy jack"

My horse is named jack so whenever we ride and he goes too fast I say “woah, jack”

How can I work in these conditions

New wallpaper goes hard 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Making sure to only have the important photos on my new phone

My new phone finally got here >:)

day 4 of no phone, ive started to watch the river go by- its flow reminds me of the swiping of tiktok. i threw a rock at a fish

day three of no phone, i have made peace with the local tribes, they have taught me their nomadic ways

day two of no phone. i have learned how to forage off the land

Shit that Trump wants to do, according to himself, a thread 🧵 All sourced from: www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

yall my phone might be completely dead so if i seem MIA for most of the day then thats why

ok so ive been catching up on the BLAST Bounty tournament: Complexity got instantly bodied, no surprise there. Liquid won one match and lost the other, also not surprising. But PaiN has been doing really well so i hope to see them do more

The archaeopteryx falloff is heartbreaking

eating the little mirror they put in your mouth at the dentists

My ass may be fat but my heart is bigger

These mfs think they funny

Funny

She Mao on Zedong till my “workers uprise”

Going to bed at 10 pm I’m literally an old man

She F with my John till the head explodes like Kennedy

DO NOT queue casual for dust II, its all chinese bots

It’s been 1:58 for like 5 minutes what the hell is happening

We like to have fun here

a man appears with strange orange hair. he has dreadlocks that stick straight up, resembling hot Cheeto snack chips. he requests that you calm down, but before he could finish his sentence, the ringing of a gong is heard, and a ring of fire appears on his face.

Finally got my FTC fortnite check and it was only 20 bones. 20 is 20 tho so I’ll take it

Went to the Oregon Zoo when I was in Portland ^-^

Just some morning tomfoolery