New crackship I’ve just invented

Everyone has that one person in the friend groups they just want to analyze under a microscope and unfortunately for mine that person is probably me.

There is a beautiful art to really expressive, yet crudely drawn MS paint expressions.

I feel delirium like never before

I started choking

I SAW IT. I SAW HIM. FUCK OFFFFFF.

Can $2000 manifest right now

Metal gear should have a male character with a bomb in his urethra

They’re still insane for this

vinny has a heart attack

21

Nvm

This has spamton sweepstakes vibes minus the dirty crackhouse vibes

Hi I’m Dick Smothers!

Togore

ITS #NASTYNIGHT

im inside of that vacuum with the pretzel goldfish and i have been since the commercial aired

Joe Burrow Frustrated Hospital Won’t Take Bengals’ Insurance https://theonion.com/joe-burrow-frustrated-hospital-wont-take-bengals-insurance/

I’d be even funnier if I had a philosophy major at the cost of being in my 30’s and not finding a job

[some things i post not necessarily because they meet my standards but because its good *enough* to feel like a waste having it rot in my files] Ishqueg 🌅 #LimbusCompany

simply irresistible

if my posts get less funny it means the extra 20 mg of prozac i just asked my doctor for is working

I want to go to a rainforest cafe, take a picture with an animatronic gorilla with my head in its palm and wait for it to clasp its hand with the might of a 700 pound automaton ape.

Everyone has the mutual who is seconds from tearing the mask beneath their face

Is there anywhere that can still run Miitomo or is that like, super dead?

Greg Milk is a downright deplorable name for a baby boy

stupid

thinking about this screenshot from Columbo that makes it look like a 90s point-and-click adventure game

The worst thing she could say is “my beasts don’t want you”

Don’t ever let me design a characters stats ever again

YOU SEE THIS ULTIMATE, UNLIMITED THEORY? #deltarune

Alright people

Really tempted to just post my run with the hashtag of straight pride but I think I’d get shot

Hero Route and Dark Route

unmasked scooby-doo villain: AND I'VE WOULD'VE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT TOO!! IF IT WEREN'T FOR MY OWN LACK OF FORESIGHT AND PLANNING FOR VARIOUS CONTINGENCIES! fred: wow unmasked scooby-doo villain: what? fred: nothing, we've just never had someone take accountability like that

I would never wish this on anyone else but I have a horrible urge to play DR2 with friends

Nothing like adding Divorce - Tomodachi Life OST to my ttrpg character’s playlist, not because they’re divorced or anything it’s just that it really sounds like a melancholic cowboy song.

Unlimited bacon and no games