banged out a 6C+ today, and there’s a 7a+ which is basically that 6c+ plus the 6c i did last time which are both very doable on their own, so i might be able to skip a grade #bouldering

need to get my shit severely anointed

first 6c/v5 since i started training again after rotating my ankle the wrong way let's gooooooooo

they should invent a slur for stand up comedians

look, some of you might think it's funny to share hot girls' awful takes but you should really reconsider! not because it reeks of a socially acceptable way of doing misogyny but because i am attracted to said awful women and being reminded of their awful opinions makes me the victim in all of this

there's a very specific type of bondage porn that i'm pretty sure only criminals enjoy

girl the way you don't wash your dick is so dickensian 😋

reworking some old trading strategies at work and the code is truly special

death to the uk of course

i fucking hate this baka hobby of mine i hate that it's full of abusers i need to kill and chew on their throats

insane to me that zoomers are idolizing patrick bateman when he was canonically wearing a 36mm diameter watch because of his beta DYEL wrists????????

binturong fancam

my halloween costume this year fucking rocked i got so many compliments and people were so god damn horny for it i went as this guy

with paul, jay and the one engineer who's all in on AI, bsky's team is basically the 1995-96 chicago bulls for being talentless sv tech dipshits

need to become more broth pilled

i find it really hard to derive joy from things where the tech tree has been exhausted, what am i gonna do now? Develop my own style?

i've gotten so good at a hobby i like doing that i feel like there is hardly anything to learn left anymore, most workshops have barely any new input, i'm a bit lost where to go from here

writing code: haha fuck yeah!! having to write the config for that piece: oh my god this fucking sucks!!! what the fuck!!

Mao

i fucking hate david hockney he's a hack and i want to smash his stupid ipad i need him obliterated oh pools and green vegetation and bad perspective so cool fuck you man i hate you and your pseudo mediterranean airs you HACK

2 cans of monster on an empty stomach type monday

them: nooo you can't participate in the market, you're too eepy me: *falling asleep at the dashboard and accidentally buying 100M worth of gourd futures*

can't get over the absolute stank of cutesy loserdom that emanates off of anthropic, they're the reddit of AI companies

only one more week until the affinity brand is forever tainted by canva, can't wait

anyone know what could cause docker containers to just lose any and all web connectivity to the outside after a while?

It’s so stupid how densely packed with concert this fall is when most of the year to date had nothing Next tuesday bbts and motfd?? Just so many bands i wanna see on the same days

there are three concerts tonight that i all wanted to see (all them witches, hitsuji bungaku and big special) needless to say big special it is (also GANS as opener is basically a two for one)

wrote a trading algo at work that made an obscene amount of money in 30 minutes due to market conditions lol lmao

i don't wanna do hard things i wanna do easy things wah wah wah

hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate

getting rebased would fix me

already had a flat tire, which means my bike insurance already paid for itself, since i can just drop it off at the shop and they fix it

who of you fuckers hexed me? who cursed me? who put their pox on me? which one of you is practicing voodoo on me?

nothing to do at work but my pc's mobo died so i can't game on my second screen

new bike rides so well, i love it and each trip seems to get easier

while you were studying the blade i was studying market microstructure 😃

religion is like a penis - cut it off cut it off cut it off cut it off cut it off cut it off cut it off cut it off cut it off cut it off cut it off cut it off cut it off cut it off cut it off cut it off cut it off cut it off cut it off cut it off cut it off cut it off cut it off cut it off 🍽️

i don't normally talk about this on here but oh my god does most shibari photography suck ass, why are you all doing the "lit woman in front of dark (black) background and the only colors allowed are brown and blue" thing you fucking imbeciles

the vibe of the dipshit ai boosters is really "i like slurs (linguistically ☝️🤓, unless........) but the ones against my boyfriend Claude are bad and you should stop using them because they make me cry" i want it all to end

men's jewelry is so pathetic what the fuck i just wanna be shiny not wear skull snake all black titanium chain penis ring masculinity wolf bracelet chain

i must say i don't get lesbians but i'm happy for them

they call me the jackson pollock of cumshots - it comes out messy, multicolored and i'm funded by the cia

Gaki Ranger ~ Lucky Boys fairly of its time j-hip hop, but overall still great fun if you can vibe with the old-school sensibilities (the grappler gaki EP from around the same time is a banger)

store had no ferrero duplo might as well kms

they are curating your ass on museum bsky

if lowtax's ex-wife is saying you remind her of fucking lowtax maybe you should stop posting

most dudes rock moment today at the bike store: guy dressed in full early 1900s outfit came in to pick up his freshly serviced penny farthing, which he apparently welded himself 20 years ago and had to do a whacky parcour once to prove he was not at fault in a crash with a car to some district judge

this track goes so hard oh my lord www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rwgw... is there anything more like it?