"Thanks for all the great work you do, boosting my career."

"AI won't take your job, someone who knows how to use AI (derogatory) will take your job."

"Oh, he's like *stupid* stupid."

@jakerockatansky.bsky.social not sure if you saw this over on X*, but you should come to Tacoma Red Hot: they serve their dogs on poppyseed buns ;-) *I used to indignantly call it Twitter, but it crossed the line into something wholly different some time ago

hooo boy, the timing and author of today's #Gisnep quote (chosen at random, usually?) are just so on point /sarcasm I solved today’s #Gisnep in 06:53. 🎉 No. 570 | February 28, 2026 gisnep.com

BUT WE'RE FINE WITH RUSSIA HITTING UKRAINIAN CIVILIANS DURING AFOREMENTIONED PEACE TALKS

Logging on

Spread this FAR AND WIDE.

Watch how Colbert handles (literally handles) the official CBS rationale for withholding the Talarico interview

And it only works if they're vocal about it, so no one can claim they weren't aware.

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I solved today’s #Gisnep in 11:03. 🎉 No. 556 | February 14, 2026 gisnep.com

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Suffice to say she's not describing gerrymandering here.

Putting on my glasses to look for them.

"Democrats have refused to fund the department" (complimentary)

Nailed it.

Monsters. And we're paying for them to do this.

Big Trouble in Little China (1986)

Ah yes, the classic anti-panic tactic of telling everyone not panicking not to panic.

Is the NY Times trying to tell us that Trump didn't mean to be a racist? Because he obviously does mean to be a racist. The evidence is all over the behavior of his regime.

I am so down for "Being an American doing American things Americanly right up in the fascists' faces and daring them to try taking our America away, because fuck you, un-American prick" content.

And Gaza, and Ukraine, and DC, etc. By declaring victory, they put the press in the position of defying him by reporting that the victory turned out to be fake.

All the announcer has to do is mention the president one time. The crowd will take care of the rest.

What @vermontgmg.bsky.social actually said was *4913* agents arrested. There's a bad edit in this clip that makes it sound like he said 13:

I think journalism thrillers are now dead as a genre.

The Bill of Rights is just too onerous, you don't know what you're asking for, and frankly, it's unamerican.

QUICK, send Tucker back over there

Seems like there should be UN Observers in the U.S.

"The population of CBP agents and officers who have been arrested would make it roughly the nation’s fourth largest police department — equal to the size of the entire Philadelphia police."

There are ICE whistleblowers and there are ICE whistle blowers. We've got a lot of one. We need more of both.

It’s entirely legal to record LE officers from your car. So they’re brazenly, illegally terrorizing this woman for exercising her constitutional rights. Yet we know that none of these officers be held accountable. We know this administration encourages this behavior. This is police state stuff.

It's just bare subfloor in that spot. Is the cactus there to distract us from this?

It's A Wonderful Shitpost

Raiders of the Lost Shitpost

heads up utah & vegas:

Democrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper Warrants https://theonion.com/democrats-condemn-ice-for-murdering-without-proper-warrants/

@ironicsans.com I have a feature idea for Gisnep.com: A "solve" button that lights up when only one (correct) letter remains in any bins. A la old school Windows Solitaire.

@lizbander.bsky.social LOL I tagged you on this, the realized you're not here much: bsky.app/profile/rory...

It's hard to watch, but importantly for our mental health: not graphic or gory. I made a point of not watching the original/unedited videos, so I don't know if this is just how they were, or if NYT took steps to minimize the more traumatic aspects.

Our tax dollars pay for them to shit on us.

IYKYK

I am legit surprised at this. I was speculating even just a couple days ago that they'd cornered themselves off from any kind of offramp. Glad to learn I was wrong about that.

They killed Good, and then they killed Pretti. I'd be feeling a bit anxious right now if I had a name like Kind, Just or Loyal.

That's a shame.

Oh, so they're SECRET secret police. Like, literally.