Everyone be careful. There may be more rifts in the space time continuum opening up.

I always assumed her full title was U.S. Attorney Judge Jeanine

I just spit out my coffee 😂

It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

Kari Lake nailing the votes of Spanish speakers in Arizona

Whatever gets Elon Musk off of Earth faster, I guess

Abuelo necesita urgentemente sus medicinas.

Welcome to the Dark Side. #seahawks

This is off to a great start 😂😂😂

Huh. That 9% sounds pretty bad. Bad enough that anyone who does those things should be removed from power.

Wait ‘til he hears about the guy who reposted it.

The geniuses over at the Washington Post just fired 300 journalists because they alienated their audience in 2024 and 2025. Yet, they are still at it! Support independent, pro-democracy media by signing up for Democracy Docket now. hubs.ly/Q03M8rql0

NEW: A federal judge in Oregon issued a sweeping rebuke of the Justice Department’s nationwide push to seize state voter rolls, ruling that the department can no longer be presumed to be acting in good faith and warning that its conduct threatens voters and states’ rights.

Tim Scott is merely impersonating Susan Collins

Here's what Dems should do: 1) Double down on the demands. 2) Make clear there will be no additional funding. If the GOP wants to shut down DHS, that's on them. Don't surrender to pushback from these goons. Take inspiration from the people of Minneapolis. apnews.com/article/home...

Spending this week finding ways to replace everything Amazon does

This is what one afternoon drop looks like for one (1) Minneapolis mutual aid distributor (read: random mom who wants to help families at her kids’ schools)

Symbolic restoration of national greatness was achieved through the issuance of a hat.

I encourage the White House to beef with the most popular artist on the planet in advance of his Super Bowl performance. I'm sure that will improve those approval numbers.

Constitutional compliance has been deemed too inefficient

happening this morning in Minneapolis -- ICE agents drawing guns on observers. I reiterate again that it is only a matter of time before DHS kills more innocent people in Minnesota. Congress needs to shut this shit down right now.

OMFG, finger guns

Trump openly admitting FBI raid in Fulton County was a prelude to interfering with the midterms and attempting to seize control of state and local voting process

What a sad, desperate, little wannabe autocrat

Are we sure Oz isn’t an avatar?

Is he going to…tear it down?!?!?!

It’s Bigfoot, right? I thought everyone knew that. 🤷‍♂️

Huh. Weird.

Murder suspects identified

🧵🧵🧵 I'll be collecting reviews of the "Melania" movie in this thread. 🧵🧵🧵 Variety: "A Cheeseball Infomercial of Staggering Inertia"

I bet these folks don’t like rape whistles either

2026 Be Best Award for Creation of 108 Minutes of Content (Substance not Reviewed) for Melania (a film-like creation)

These leaks and redactions are a transparent attempt to boost Melania movie ticket sales

Ugh

“I have a lot of friends in the House.” Fact Check: Lindsey has no friends.

So it begins

This hits HARD. ICE is trampling our freedoms and inciting violence in our cities. THIS. STOPS. NOW. Call @SenSchumer and his Democrats and demand they vote against more money for ICE. We’re watching you. #NoMoneyForMurderers 📞 202-224-3121

DHS accounts for 2 out of 3 murders in Minneapolis this year

Minneapolis has seen a stunning 1,646% spike in calls from families who can't pay rent because they're afraid to leave their homes to work. This is state violence manufacturing housing precarity in real time. People should not be facing eviction when their city is under occupation.

I interviewed two of the mods of r/Minneapolis about their tireless work this month: “I just wanted a local subreddit to know what was happening in my city, and now all of a sudden, we’ve turned into this de facto hub of information for basically how to fight fascism.” www.wired.com/story/reddit...

The closest we’ll get is Stephen Miller, Kristi Noem, and Greg Bovino won’t be allowed on TV for a few weeks. Then they’ll pretend this never happened.

You have the right to remain terminally silent.

The Second Amendment has been reinterpreted as a liability waiver. Risk assumed. Rights conditional.

We have received 0 assistance from occupied Poland.

Disorder was reclassified as a cooperation failure.

I wonder if JD Vance wants to come back to Minneapolis and talk about current events

I am watching protestors disarm smoke bombs by deploying a lead person to place a neon cone over the gas, another person to run over and pour in a liquid, and a last person to cap the hole in the cone, which diffuses the gas immediately. The chemists are on it. 🩷

The actions of the U.S. federal government are going to stir up an insurgency in American cities. Part of me thinks that was their game plan all along.