Doesn’t seem like a full deck…

Can we just send Lindsey back to Disneyland?

Looks like Trump might have actually stroked out

I always hoped the end of the world would have zombies. And wouldn’t be so dumb.

i think of this at least once a week

Bookmark this for the “but Obama’s Iran deal was bad” people in your life

The world just needs to grab the Strait of Hormuz by the pussy? Is that the take away from this speech?!?!

It’s like Ike’s impersonation of David Caruso’s career

Just so you understand, this is as if you prepared for argument in front of a panel that included Cookie Monster, and Cookie Monster asked you a question about cookies, and you had not thought about cookies in advance.

OPINION | If the United States is to survive as a nation still living, cherishing and defending its original ideals, we must protect our rights and freedoms

"The evidence is that when you cut taxes for corporations, it doesn’t supercharge the economy."

What better way to say thank you for your service

“Helped”?!?!?! WTF

A Monday tradition unlike any other

Golden retriever runs 15 feet after owner mimes throwing tennis ball

The only way to defeat a corrupt theocracy is with…a corrupt theocracy?

He once drew a sharpie circle around a hurricane path, too

No kings 🇺🇸

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Portland has $106 million of unspent housing funds, but city leaders can't agree on how to spend it. While one side wants to continue prioritizing developer profits, the other wants to eliminate profit motives entirely.

We’re all going to die

Have we tried pouring bleach into the Strait of Hormuz?

Is it still an excursion, though?

The movie premiered on Valentine’s Day in Medford, and will screen in Portland on Saturday, April 4th at the Hollywood Theatre, before a nationwide release in the fall.

Is it too soon to piss on Trump’s grave?

I hope rising costs on absolutely everything don’t make the gold ballroom too expensive

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Bold strategy

They seem dire, though

I may be wrong, but it feels to me like reporters are giving Trump a lot more "Yeah, no, that's bullshit" responses now than they did just a few months ago.

It’s a winning strategy

Superb question

Well, for starters, millions of us voted for Trump, so there’s that

Yeah, Orwell said that. I think it's the opening line of his famed "Homage to Catatonia." In his first novel, "The Road To Cory's Leer," he also wrote, "Some things seem to look good from one end of the bar, but if you get close and there's just lip filler and hair extensions? Run the fuck away..."

“… GPA is not a strong factor.”

It remains unclear if Sen. Cramer has recently stayed at a Holiday Inn

Asinine decision

Damn

They’re going to kill everyone?!?!

War. What is it good for if it isn’t war?

What. The. Actual. Fuck.

When the gummy hits

Oh my

This is the most 2026 thing imaginable

This is the kind of guy you really trust with usurping Congress’ power to declare war

Why not a Heil Trump every morning?

Look at this👇 It’s like Mamdani is working for the people. . .we almost forget about this idea in today’s dystopian horror show!