"My name is Jeffrey Epstein and I am definitely killing myself for real. There's no need to analyze the handwriting of this note because I definitely wrote it when I made this decision to kill myself. Again, I did it, it was not staged."

there is always one 20-something on the team zoom call with this energy

Accidentally looked at Twitter for a second and someone had posted a Fox News clip where the hosts were sobbing with joy because Trump brought dignity and grace back to the White House Easter Egg Roll after years of abject shame in the hands of the reanimated corpse of Joe Biden.

"What kind of TSA PreCheck Member are you"

I caught up with @trevordebrauw.bsky.social tonight after the show but we didn't know yet the Cure had won their first Grammy. Good enough excuse to post him and everyone else's top 5 The Cure songs. www.welcometohellworld.com/the-cure/

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two words to live by if you want to make the world a better place in 2026: Never post. ✌️

JUST CHECKING IN TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I AM STILL ON BLUESKY AND PELICAN DROPPED A NEW JOINT TODAY

What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

NOT NOW NOT EVER - dashare.zone ADMIN

SEN. DURBIN - ILLINOISANS ARE COLLECTIVELY PLEADING WITH YOU TO RESCIND YOUR RETIREMENT ANNOUNCEMENT SO WE CAN PRIMARY THE LIVING FUCK OUT OF YOU

quick reminder to myself to never post

Middle-aged Guv

Horrifying— Barbara Gomes Marques went with her US citizen husband and lawyer on 9/16 to a green card appointment at USCIS office in downtown LA where she was tricked into walking down a hallway away from them, was snatched by ICE and never came back. She now faces imminent deportation in Louisiana.

LET'S GO

tbh this lowkey ruins the movie

Sworn to the Dark is a goated album I haven't forgiven them for the animal blood stuff and the giant plastic chains hanging off onstage candelabras but respect for the jams

Well, there it is. Sinclair is digging in for a fight, so please help push back -- find stations in your area, watch their local news to see what ads they run, then write those advertisers to tell them you're boycotting as long as they're on a Sinclair station. List here: sbgi.net/tv-stations/

Plz don’t send me classified info but if you want to tell me what’s going on at the Pentagon my Signal username is annabower.24

I was reliably told celebrating political violence was cause for government reprisal and private sector termination.

Bad news when the networks figure out that rage bait is the only thing that does numbers anymore

This seems even more pertinent 24 hours later

Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score

Just a thought, but now that the administration has gone fully mask off as anti-free speech it might behoove the opposition party to take up the mantle. Trump’s claim that he was the “free speech candidate” was a major element in broadening his coalition.

His overlords must have explained to him that capitalism requires an impoverished underclass

I am working on a project - what are your favorite songs about the end of the world?

2025: the year they gave incels tactical gear this look is just screaming "i have so completely given up on ever getting laid that now i'm just going to try and ruin some lives instead of dealing with the fact that i am such an insufferable prick even my parents don't want to spend time around me"

The lack of mainstream coverage of regular huge protests reminds me of a talk from a Twitter employees who explained that they had to drop BLM off the Trending Tags section because otherwise it would have been there permanently. The modern media environment has no appetite for sustained movements.

Can’t understate just how unsettling it is to have a leader who is so openly and furiously pounding on death’s door. We just haven’t seen anything like this since Biden.

Tfw you are campaigning for the Nobel peace prize

I begrudgingly admit that the rumors of Trump’s body death may have been overstated. His brain death appears to have been confirmed.

As cool and advanced as the Mission Impossible franchise makes it look, sadly this is as far as we’ve got with silicone mask technology.

It's really unfortunate that there are simply no flattering photos of Rudy Giuliani for a moment like this.

This is why we need nationalized health care

s/o to the kindergartener that ran out of the building at school pickup shouting “MOM, TAYLOR SWIFT GOT ENGAGED” How tf you get so plugged in In kindergarten?

That complicated thing where Bolton deserves whatever’s coming to him

I am calling for the resignation of all US politicians past, present, and future

Ethel Cain has released two AOTY contenders in the same calendar year. I feel like I am watching a supernova in real time.

Jesus fucking Christ almighty in heaven and on Earth thank fucking God an expert has FINALLY weighed in on the limitless empathy of His one and only anointed soldier.

Just waking up in Europe and haven’t checked news yet, but I’m banking there’s a 99% that Trump used the Ukraine/Russia press conference to air 2016 election grievances about Obama.

I realize there’s no such thing as consensus reality anymore, but surely we can all agree “military takeover” is giving fascism.

dreaming of a post-free internet

Anyone talking about the 90s like it was a feminist haven free of a manosphere has clearly forgotten about what the 90s was actually like or never bothered to study it

Read this very carefully: *One quarter* of all the people who have died of starvation in Gaza over the past 22 months have died in the past *3* days.

I don’t typically post about my diet because it’s boring, but I just remembered something. At my grandfather’s memorial, his doctor, upon hearing that I’d been vegan just shy of five years, told me I would be dead of tuberculosis within a year. As of last week I’ve been vegan 30 years. 🌿🌱🍄🫛❤️❤️🐖🐓🦃🐇🐄

BREAKING: Pelosi 100% undoubtedly implicated in the Epstein files, proving beyond a shadow of a doubt - as I’ve long suspected- that she parties with Trump.

sorry, i was offline for 20 minutes and trying to catch up. have they publicly executed the tech ceo coldplay kisscam guy yet?

i, for one, think it's fucking sick that turnstile have ascended to jumbotron level